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"Social unionism" meant the union did more than fight for better wages. It provided affordable housing, health benefits, and unemployment insurance. Since many garment workers were newly arrived immigrants, the union would also teach people English.
October 30, 2025 at 8:07 AM
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This is how Dracula would write if he was also a pedophile.
September 8, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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There is something very beautiful to me about the last time Hulk Hogan walked out on a pro wrestling show that he got booed so badly that they cancelled the rest of his appearances
July 24, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t
This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t
George W. Bush may think that a war against Iraq is the solution to our problems, but the reality is, it will only serve to create far more.
theonion.com
June 17, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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Ms. Rachel speaks for children in Gaza. But what message is she sending by failing to speak for conservatives who feel unwelcome on college campuses? We asked Chris Rufo. Tomorrow in the NYT
June 4, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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this is better than when you hear a guy say "the dodgers haven't had a game where two players each got four extra-base hits since 2023"
ok look obviously the papacy and the catholic church are, like, not good, but it's just fun to think about the one institution we have that has millennia of continuity. there's nothing else where you get factoids like "he's the seventh guy from his order to become pope, but the first in 840 years"
May 8, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen
April 9, 2025 at 6:33 AM
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Atmosphere is recharged and ready for more rotating storms this afternoon and tonight. We are stuck on the wrong side of a stalled front

✅ instability
✅ shear and rotation
✅ storm fuel
✅ lift

Hail, damaging straight line winds, tornado possible as approaching storms worsen ongoing flash flooding.
April 3, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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WORLD-FIRST: Ground-breaking research published today in the Ornithologist Journal has, for the first time, translated common UK bird vocalisations into equivalent phrases in the human language.

The results tell us a lot!

Extracts below... 🧵
April 1, 2025 at 9:40 AM
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The Anti Defamation League is so right, if there’s one thing that makes me feel safe as a Jew, it’s people with unpopular political opinions getting abducted by the government
March 11, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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the “make america healthy again” agenda appears to be an elaborate op conjured up by sentient strains of listeria and salmonella www.nytimes.com/2025/02/18/u...
FDA’s Food Safety Chief Resigns
The chief said the loss of critical employees overseeing the nation’s food supply made his work impossible. Robert F. Kennedy Jr., the nation’s new health secretary, has pledged to gut the division.
www.nytimes.com
February 19, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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How dare he.
February 5, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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GEORGE LUCAS IN 1999: a trade embargo is going to spark the galactic reckoning and collapse

ME IN 2025: ah, okay
January 26, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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If your political opposition are Nazis and the bipartisanship is only one-way, then all you’re doing is collaborating with Nazis. Shouldn’t be a bragging point! You worms.
January 21, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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Guys it wasn't a Nazi salute. Does he retweet a bunch of Nazis all the time? Yes. Is he currently serving under a President who openly courts Nazis? Sure. Were there Nazis in the crowd? There were. Did the physical movement exactly replicate the Nazi salute? Of course it did! But what you don't unde
January 21, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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Historian of fascism here. It was a Nazi salute and a very belligerent one too.
January 20, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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where does the new york times even find these people
January 7, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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This is what Christmas is all about.
December 23, 2024 at 8:11 PM
יִמַּח שְׁמוֹ וְזִכְרוֹ
December 5, 2024 at 4:52 AM
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All jokes aside it's really fucked up to see so many people on here celebrating murder. No one here is the judge of who deserves to live or die. That's the job of the AI algorithm the insurance company designed to maximise profits on your health and no one else
December 4, 2024 at 11:35 PM
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Jokes on them, I’m going to use AI to come up with 8000 businesses for dipshits
Why? Who is this meant to be good for? Nobody wants your shit AI books, never mind 8,000 in a year. Just a terrible idea and a horrible road the publishing industry is heading down.
November 25, 2024 at 3:58 PM
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they’re neutering the children with calzones
November 1, 2024 at 12:09 PM
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FaceTime sex with RFK Jr would be indistinguishable from jacking off to a Conner O’Malley video
September 27, 2024 at 10:42 PM
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Bon Jovi: We're halfway there

Mal Jovi: We're halfway from the start
September 19, 2024 at 8:06 PM
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Some breaking news on this Saturday night: Pee pee, and we’re also learning, poo poo.
September 21, 2024 at 11:52 PM