Goobsausage
@goobsausage.bsky.social
Born in 1989. Media and theme park enthusiast. He/Him.
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If you have a discord and people in it partake in edibles I highly recommend a channel for recording your thoughts in such a state
October 1, 2025 at 1:50 AM
If you have a discord and people in it partake in edibles I highly recommend a channel for recording your thoughts in such a state
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Please continue making calls to Visa and Mastercard, because they are working alongside conservative legislators to crack down on free speech and expression!
A dual pronged offense requires a dual pronged defense!
A dual pronged offense requires a dual pronged defense!
#SaveSpeech
starting Nov 1st we're entering the holiday season, which is a big stress point for big businesses like Mastercard and Visa. These Paypros havent stopped cracking down on Adult Content, so we need to jump back into calling them in full force again!
stop-paypros.neocities.org
starting Nov 1st we're entering the holiday season, which is a big stress point for big businesses like Mastercard and Visa. These Paypros havent stopped cracking down on Adult Content, so we need to jump back into calling them in full force again!
stop-paypros.neocities.org
November 14, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Please continue making calls to Visa and Mastercard, because they are working alongside conservative legislators to crack down on free speech and expression!
A dual pronged offense requires a dual pronged defense!
A dual pronged offense requires a dual pronged defense!
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"I'll show you my Big Beautiful Bill"
November 14, 2025 at 10:59 PM
"I'll show you my Big Beautiful Bill"
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We were all so afraid of it being a Nintendopen world game that we didn't anticipate it could be something far worse, a Marvel movie.
November 14, 2025 at 4:15 PM
We were all so afraid of it being a Nintendopen world game that we didn't anticipate it could be something far worse, a Marvel movie.
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He's [Ridley] right behind me, isn't he
lol they botched it in the worst possible way
November 14, 2025 at 8:48 PM
He's [Ridley] right behind me, isn't he
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Should have been Anthony Higgs.
Oof. 😢
November 14, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Should have been Anthony Higgs.
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The Metroids are eating her! And then they’re going to eat me! Oh my Goooooooooooooood!
November 14, 2025 at 7:55 PM
The Metroids are eating her! And then they’re going to eat me! Oh my Goooooooooooooood!
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Years ago I was suspended on Twitter for inviting Marco Rubio to swallow ten D batteries, which I don’t see how it could be a threat; he and I were not even in the same room and I have at most six D batteries on hand
November 14, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Years ago I was suspended on Twitter for inviting Marco Rubio to swallow ten D batteries, which I don’t see how it could be a threat; he and I were not even in the same room and I have at most six D batteries on hand
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![[Scene is a kitchen - a middle aged woman called JANET is boiling peas at the stove. A younger more colourfully dressed woman named LIZ approached her.]
JANET:
Ugh...
LIZ:
What's up?
JANET:
I am so bored of cooking peas!
LIZ:
Have you tried...
AI peas?
JANET:
AI peas?
LIZ:
They're peas with AI!
[Liz holds up to us a packet of peas labelled: Pea-i AI - Peas with AI].
LIZ:
Al-powered peas harness the potential of your peas
JANET:
What
LIZ [Now a voiceover as we cut to a whizzy technology diagram of peas all connected by meaningless dotted lines]
Why not take your peas to the next level with Al Peas' new Al tools to power your peas?
[Show a techno diagram of a pea with a label reading 'AI' pointing to a random zone in it]
LIZ:
Each pea has Al in a way we haven't quite worked out yet but it's fine
[Show Janet and Liz now in a Matrix-style world of peas]
LIZ:
With Al peas you can supercharge productivity and make AI work for your peas!
JANET:
What
LIZ:
Shut up
LIZ:
Our game-changing Pea-Al gives you the freedom to unlock the potential of the power of the future of your peas workflow
From opening the bag of peas
to boiling the peas
to eating the peas
To spending millions on adding Al to the peas and then having to work out what that even means.
JANET:
Is it really necessary to-
LIZ [Grabbing Janet by the collar]:
THE PEAS HAVE GOT AI, JANET
[Cut to an advert ending screen, with the bag of peas and the slogan:
AI PEAS: Just 'Peas' for god's sake buy the AI peas.
[Ends]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreiayqa37f7kik7l7s7fbtfp2sir5ckb662ry2lylinyjrfa2rkvvka@jpeg)
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Every Metroid Prime 4 first impressions I’m hearing has a particular sidekick character that very annoying to deal with
November 14, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Every Metroid Prime 4 first impressions I’m hearing has a particular sidekick character that very annoying to deal with
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Our playthrough of 'The Immortal' is up now on YouTube! Contains a history of the game's developer, many deaths by worm, and a healthy helping of beef -- @slowbeef.bsky.social, that is. www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFI8...
The Immortal (featuring @slowbeef) - Bad Game Hall of Fame
YouTube video by Bad Game Hall of Fame
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November 14, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Our playthrough of 'The Immortal' is up now on YouTube! Contains a history of the game's developer, many deaths by worm, and a healthy helping of beef -- @slowbeef.bsky.social, that is. www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFI8...
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toy company CEOs: "at long last, we have created the Sinister Talking Doll Factory from the acclaimed movie 'Don't Create the Sinister Talking Doll Factory'"
futurism.com/artificial-i...
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AI-Powered Toys Caught Telling 5-Year-Olds How to Find Knives and Start Fires With Matches
AI-powered toys are flying off the shelves -- but they're engaging in horrifically inappropriate conversations with children.
futurism.com
November 13, 2025 at 1:42 PM
toy company CEOs: "at long last, we have created the Sinister Talking Doll Factory from the acclaimed movie 'Don't Create the Sinister Talking Doll Factory'"
futurism.com/artificial-i...
futurism.com/artificial-i...
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First Ron Gilbert, and now two of my favorite ex-Telltale coworkers? What a month!
Join me and @raebaeplays.bsky.social on 11/20 for a chat with @nicholasherman.bsky.social and Dennis Lenart of @adhocstudio.com, while we play some of their massive hit, Dispatch. Can't wait!
Join me and @raebaeplays.bsky.social on 11/20 for a chat with @nicholasherman.bsky.social and Dennis Lenart of @adhocstudio.com, while we play some of their massive hit, Dispatch. Can't wait!
👾DEV DIARIES👾
Join us next week for an exclusive look at @adhocstudio.com's new game: Dispatch! 🦸
AdHoc Studio's cofounders will join us as we play through Dispatch. Come check out the game & learn more about its creation!
🗓️ Thurs, Nov. 20
🕒 3PM PT/6PM ET/11PM GMT
📺 twitch.tv/breakthrought1d
Join us next week for an exclusive look at @adhocstudio.com's new game: Dispatch! 🦸
AdHoc Studio's cofounders will join us as we play through Dispatch. Come check out the game & learn more about its creation!
🗓️ Thurs, Nov. 20
🕒 3PM PT/6PM ET/11PM GMT
📺 twitch.tv/breakthrought1d
November 13, 2025 at 10:47 PM
First Ron Gilbert, and now two of my favorite ex-Telltale coworkers? What a month!
Join me and @raebaeplays.bsky.social on 11/20 for a chat with @nicholasherman.bsky.social and Dennis Lenart of @adhocstudio.com, while we play some of their massive hit, Dispatch. Can't wait!
Join me and @raebaeplays.bsky.social on 11/20 for a chat with @nicholasherman.bsky.social and Dennis Lenart of @adhocstudio.com, while we play some of their massive hit, Dispatch. Can't wait!
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But yeah if you’re into the gaming culture war stuff you are into the CULTURE WAR, eventually you care more about the grifters than the games
November 13, 2025 at 6:35 PM
But yeah if you’re into the gaming culture war stuff you are into the CULTURE WAR, eventually you care more about the grifters than the games
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Valve understands that gay trans people buy video games and right-wing weirdos just watch Asmongold streams and dump their income on Kirsche’s Throne
Let me just say that Valve really knows their audience by picking these two as poster children for the Steam Machine:
store.steampowered.com/sale/steamma...
store.steampowered.com/sale/steamma...
November 13, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Valve understands that gay trans people buy video games and right-wing weirdos just watch Asmongold streams and dump their income on Kirsche’s Throne
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Why isn’t Kevin Smith’s open when he’s supposed to be speaking?
are you prepared to experience the most cursed comic book page ever printed?
November 13, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Why isn’t Kevin Smith’s open when he’s supposed to be speaking?
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The year is 2026
Disney+ is overrun by AI slop of Mickey Mouse and Elsa saying slurs
No actor wants to work with Disney anymore because they didn’t agree with their likenesses being used like this
Bob Iger: “…Why does everyone hate us?”
Disney+ is overrun by AI slop of Mickey Mouse and Elsa saying slurs
No actor wants to work with Disney anymore because they didn’t agree with their likenesses being used like this
Bob Iger: “…Why does everyone hate us?”
Bob Iger says Disney+ will soon have AI-generated short form content from users
(via THR)
(via THR)
November 13, 2025 at 4:48 PM
The year is 2026
Disney+ is overrun by AI slop of Mickey Mouse and Elsa saying slurs
No actor wants to work with Disney anymore because they didn’t agree with their likenesses being used like this
Bob Iger: “…Why does everyone hate us?”
Disney+ is overrun by AI slop of Mickey Mouse and Elsa saying slurs
No actor wants to work with Disney anymore because they didn’t agree with their likenesses being used like this
Bob Iger: “…Why does everyone hate us?”
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Remember when Howard Dean said "yeah" weird and it ended his primary campaign. Just thinking about this for no reason.
November 13, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Remember when Howard Dean said "yeah" weird and it ended his primary campaign. Just thinking about this for no reason.