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I make stupid shit
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November 12, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Ballroom plans leak
October 29, 2025 at 9:13 PM
who up yomming they kippur
October 27, 2025 at 4:33 AM
I hope the next spiderverse movie features a version of Spiderman who shoots webbing exclusively out of his urethra
October 24, 2025 at 3:05 PM
one time I dreamt my grandma was good friends with David Bowie but like specifically as the Goblin King and he was just a really nice chill guy and gave me a ride to the dentist
October 22, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Workshopping slurs for ghosts (feel free to add)
-ecties/ectoids
-spects (derived from "specter")
-rishies (from "apparition")
-sheets
-wailers
-slugs (they can't cross a salt line)
October 16, 2025 at 4:20 PM
October 11, 2025 at 2:02 AM
me 6 months into a job after being unemployed (able to work on creative things) for several years:
October 4, 2025 at 4:45 PM
it's crazy how google's current ad campaign is "just ask google" at a time when they've decided to systematically ensure google is the least helpful and accurate it's ever been
October 1, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Since the Bible says no one will know what the rapture date will be, could you hypothetically postpone it indefinitely simply by predicting it will be every day for the next trillion years
September 24, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Ummmm... guys? You MIGHT wanna take a look at this...
(I'm watching the part of the grapefruit method video where she makes the funny noises)
September 18, 2025 at 6:18 AM
bro's slithy toves really are gyring and gimbling in the wabe 💀💀💀
September 16, 2025 at 4:29 AM
I was rigging an insect wing and got a little carried away with the lighting
September 10, 2025 at 3:45 PM
i think it would be cool if i got anything for this
August 30, 2025 at 3:33 PM
the only Clanker I fuck with
August 29, 2025 at 4:31 PM
imagine if apple were currently charging like $800 for an iphone 8
The Switch 1 is now more expensive than what it cost launch day in 2017
August 2, 2025 at 1:11 AM
ok they already fucked it up www.dexerto.com/youtube/yout...
July 31, 2025 at 7:32 PM
if she keeps up at the rate she's been going, soon she'll be able to use basic tools and pass the mirror test
I had to check twice. Yes, this is real.

MTG …. Made sense.
July 30, 2025 at 2:38 AM
July 27, 2025 at 3:02 PM
AA/sobriety but for abstaining from sending inquiries to generative ai chatbots
July 18, 2025 at 3:36 PM
watching woke superman
July 15, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Ghost pipes
July 4, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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Donk Kong (digital oil on canvas, 2025)
June 24, 2025 at 7:57 PM
happy gay
June 2, 2025 at 3:00 AM