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Udge
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what else would you play on switch online, genuinely asking
mario kart? splatoon? mario party?
January 11, 2026 at 1:55 AM
January 10, 2026 at 6:18 AM
End of an Era (I'm not paying for laggy online p2p smash anymore)
January 8, 2026 at 9:08 PM
End of an Era (I'm not gonna pay for laggy p2p online smash anymore)
January 8, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Po vs. Tai Lung but Po flexes his butt cheeks before almost every action
December 22, 2025 at 5:39 AM
this game's really good I love the part where you have to be a morphine ball on the chorizo
December 13, 2025 at 1:51 AM
wait wtf?? Metroid's a girl????
December 12, 2025 at 4:54 PM
All you metroid fans complaining about "giant empty desert where all you do is break green crystals" should be grateful, in donkey kong bananza it costs 20 additional dollars to break green crystals
December 7, 2025 at 9:44 PM
December 6, 2025 at 4:53 PM
December 6, 2025 at 4:53 PM
December 6, 2025 at 4:53 PM
in honor of Danny Phantom getting into Fortnite, here are several gifs from my 2020 shitpost "Do The Phantom"
December 6, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I think I'll play all the metroid games now for the first time so I can fall in love and have my heart broken and empathize even more with all the fans
December 6, 2025 at 4:39 AM
it's Jack Black from Tenacious D Inward Singing
November 14, 2025 at 5:21 AM
obligatory
November 12, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Ballroom plans leak
October 29, 2025 at 9:13 PM
who up yomming they kippur
October 27, 2025 at 4:33 AM
I hope the next spiderverse movie features a version of Spiderman who shoots webbing exclusively out of his urethra
October 24, 2025 at 3:05 PM
one time I dreamt my grandma was good friends with David Bowie but like specifically as the Goblin King and he was just a really nice chill guy and gave me a ride to the dentist
October 22, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Workshopping slurs for ghosts (feel free to add)
-ecties/ectoids
-spects (derived from "specter")
-rishies (from "apparition")
-sheets
-wailers
-slugs (they can't cross a salt line)
October 16, 2025 at 4:20 PM
October 11, 2025 at 2:02 AM
me 6 months into a job after being unemployed (able to work on creative things) for several years:
October 4, 2025 at 4:45 PM
it's crazy how google's current ad campaign is "just ask google" at a time when they've decided to systematically ensure google is the least helpful and accurate it's ever been
October 1, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Since the Bible says no one will know what the rapture date will be, could you hypothetically postpone it indefinitely simply by predicting it will be every day for the next trillion years
September 24, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Ummmm... guys? You MIGHT wanna take a look at this...
(I'm watching the part of the grapefruit method video where she makes the funny noises)
September 18, 2025 at 6:18 AM