alex
godofbigfoots.bsky.social
alex
@godofbigfoots.bsky.social
actually just a dog in sunglasses
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Realizing that the Simpsons planet of the apes musical ep has lived rent free in my mind for nearly 3 decades now
July 26, 2025 at 8:20 AM
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Nazi punks fuck off
July 24, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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53. ACAB doesn't include Columbo because he hates all the other cops, especially the ones they try to make his partner.
July 23, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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That's because they're friends.
June 2, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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(LIVE) through the ditches and
(LAUGH) through the witches and
(LOVE) in the back of my draguuuulaaaaa
June 6, 2024 at 7:52 PM
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If my name was Ben and i played baseball my walk-on song would be the Barenaked Ladies “One Week” but just the first two notes
May 23, 2024 at 2:37 AM
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Uhhhhhhhhhhh
May 16, 2024 at 3:03 AM
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Tom Paris is that you
SPLOOT 🦎
February 18, 2024 at 2:22 AM
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I am always asking all of this.
January 13, 2024 at 9:56 PM
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“Let stand in microwave for 1 min to cool”

me:
December 29, 2023 at 1:34 AM
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Just witnessed someone make sangria by mixing red box wine and mountain dew and I feel like I'm either observing a genius or about to see someone raided by the feds
December 14, 2023 at 2:04 AM
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who else
October 30, 2023 at 9:26 PM
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Happy Columbo’s Day
October 9, 2023 at 1:19 PM
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My archenemy, who has usurped my rightful place in my absence: Well, well, well...the prodigal son returns.

Me: “Prodigal” means “wasteful,” not “someone who leaves and comes back after a long time.”
August 13, 2023 at 9:08 PM
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Go on, have a little Schadenfreude, as a lunchtime treat 🙈🙉🙊
July 11, 2023 at 12:06 PM
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climate change must be stopped
September 14, 2023 at 1:29 PM
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"it is only computer and I am beautiful person" is something we should all keep in mind
September 8, 2023 at 4:42 PM
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in the 90’s, computers would scream every time you went online. that‘s called foreshadowing
September 7, 2023 at 9:40 PM