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@godofbigfoots.bsky.social
actually just a dog in sunglasses
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Realizing that the Simpsons planet of the apes musical ep has lived rent free in my mind for nearly 3 decades now
July 26, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Realizing that the Simpsons planet of the apes musical ep has lived rent free in my mind for nearly 3 decades now
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Nazi punks fuck off
July 24, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Nazi punks fuck off
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53. ACAB doesn't include Columbo because he hates all the other cops, especially the ones they try to make his partner.
July 23, 2025 at 7:22 PM
53. ACAB doesn't include Columbo because he hates all the other cops, especially the ones they try to make his partner.
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That's because they're friends.
Study finds bigfoot sightings correlate with black bear populations arstechnica.com?p=1997521
Study finds bigfoot sightings correlate with black bear populations
The big conclusion: "If bigfoot is there, it could be a bear."
arstechnica.com
June 2, 2025 at 9:31 PM
That's because they're friends.
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(LIVE) through the ditches and
(LAUGH) through the witches and
(LOVE) in the back of my draguuuulaaaaa
(LAUGH) through the witches and
(LOVE) in the back of my draguuuulaaaaa
June 6, 2024 at 7:52 PM
(LIVE) through the ditches and
(LAUGH) through the witches and
(LOVE) in the back of my draguuuulaaaaa
(LAUGH) through the witches and
(LOVE) in the back of my draguuuulaaaaa
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If my name was Ben and i played baseball my walk-on song would be the Barenaked Ladies “One Week” but just the first two notes
May 23, 2024 at 2:37 AM
If my name was Ben and i played baseball my walk-on song would be the Barenaked Ladies “One Week” but just the first two notes
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Tom Paris is that you
February 18, 2024 at 2:22 AM
Tom Paris is that you
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I am always asking all of this.
January 13, 2024 at 9:56 PM
I am always asking all of this.
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“Let stand in microwave for 1 min to cool”
me:
me:
December 29, 2023 at 1:34 AM
“Let stand in microwave for 1 min to cool”
me:
me:
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Just witnessed someone make sangria by mixing red box wine and mountain dew and I feel like I'm either observing a genius or about to see someone raided by the feds
December 14, 2023 at 2:04 AM
Just witnessed someone make sangria by mixing red box wine and mountain dew and I feel like I'm either observing a genius or about to see someone raided by the feds
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My archenemy, who has usurped my rightful place in my absence: Well, well, well...the prodigal son returns.
Me: “Prodigal” means “wasteful,” not “someone who leaves and comes back after a long time.”
Me: “Prodigal” means “wasteful,” not “someone who leaves and comes back after a long time.”
August 13, 2023 at 9:08 PM
My archenemy, who has usurped my rightful place in my absence: Well, well, well...the prodigal son returns.
Me: “Prodigal” means “wasteful,” not “someone who leaves and comes back after a long time.”
Me: “Prodigal” means “wasteful,” not “someone who leaves and comes back after a long time.”
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Go on, have a little Schadenfreude, as a lunchtime treat 🙈🙉🙊
July 11, 2023 at 12:06 PM
Go on, have a little Schadenfreude, as a lunchtime treat 🙈🙉🙊
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climate change must be stopped
September 14, 2023 at 1:29 PM
climate change must be stopped
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"it is only computer and I am beautiful person" is something we should all keep in mind
September 8, 2023 at 4:42 PM
"it is only computer and I am beautiful person" is something we should all keep in mind
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in the 90’s, computers would scream every time you went online. that‘s called foreshadowing
September 7, 2023 at 9:40 PM
in the 90’s, computers would scream every time you went online. that‘s called foreshadowing