kumquats
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stressed, depressed, and possessed
he/him/his • #RVA
he/him/his • #RVA
describe your cat’s personality with one photo
November 30, 2025 at 2:59 PM
describe your cat’s personality with one photo
I’m putting my money on, let the super psychos focus on someone else, book deal, 2028 presidential run
BREAKING: Marjorie Taylor Greene says she's resigning from Congress — effective January 5, 2026.
November 22, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I’m putting my money on, let the super psychos focus on someone else, book deal, 2028 presidential run
is this good
BREAKING: The US BLS (Bureau of Labor Statistics) says it won't publish the October jobs report
November 19, 2025 at 5:39 PM
is this good
Me and bae
November 15, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Me and bae
This is the only overarching narrative I read from last night: people are so tired of this. The cruelty and greed and naked corruption of the elites while most are struggling. If 24 was a repudiation of the incumbent admin, I’d say this is at least that again, and much quicker.
Normal people are just sick to fucking death of the cruelty and meanness
BREAKING: Colorado voters approved a ballot measure that would raise state income taxes on higher-earning households to fund free meals for all public school students.
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Follow AP for live updates.
November 5, 2025 at 12:45 PM
This is the only overarching narrative I read from last night: people are so tired of this. The cruelty and greed and naked corruption of the elites while most are struggling. If 24 was a repudiation of the incumbent admin, I’d say this is at least that again, and much quicker.
Granted that something being illegal and something actually having consequences are different things, and granted that the Roberts court’s main legal theory is Our Big Special Baby Boy Can Do No Wrong, is there no point where this actually becomes libel?
November 4, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Granted that something being illegal and something actually having consequences are different things, and granted that the Roberts court’s main legal theory is Our Big Special Baby Boy Can Do No Wrong, is there no point where this actually becomes libel?
*nyt opinion columnist voice* if the democrats want a political future they have to stop with the woke identity politics and win over sensible kitchen-table centrists like this family
it's so funny to say that you're being oppressed for being white and conservative and you live in Humble
November 2, 2025 at 11:11 PM
*nyt opinion columnist voice* if the democrats want a political future they have to stop with the woke identity politics and win over sensible kitchen-table centrists like this family
I read market research once I wish I could find again that laid out the fears and insecurities that auto makers can/do play up to market pickups and large SUVs. They know this phenomenon very well even if their customers don’t. Make you think you need a fortress on wheels to keep your family safe.
"men who clearly have hang-ups about their ability to perform a certain kind of blue collar masculinity" is a society-wide issue. There's a reason pickup truck sales have continued going up (to the degree the F-150 is now America's best selling vehicle) even as blue collar employment has gone down
i mean i don't think you can separate any of this discussion from the fact that so many of the participants are men who clearly have hang-ups about their inability to perform a certain kind of blue collar masculinity
October 25, 2025 at 3:24 PM
I read market research once I wish I could find again that laid out the fears and insecurities that auto makers can/do play up to market pickups and large SUVs. They know this phenomenon very well even if their customers don’t. Make you think you need a fortress on wheels to keep your family safe.
She celebrate my brown dick til my tobacco smoking
ID: FIC.007563
tobacco pouch
Date: Early 20th Century
Artist: American Tobacco Company
https://valentine.rediscoverysoftware.com/mDetail.aspx?rID=FIC.007563&db=objects&dir=VALCOLL
tobacco pouch
Date: Early 20th Century
Artist: American Tobacco Company
https://valentine.rediscoverysoftware.com/mDetail.aspx?rID=FIC.007563&db=objects&dir=VALCOLL
October 17, 2025 at 11:11 AM
She celebrate my brown dick til my tobacco smoking
Wait did we decline and fall so fast we’re already the ones getting imperialized?
Hegseth: I'm also proud that today we're signing a letter of acceptance to build a Qatari Emeri air force facility at the Mountain Home Airbase in Idaho.
October 11, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Wait did we decline and fall so fast we’re already the ones getting imperialized?
when you wake up in the middle of the night and do something and then just plain can’t get back to sleep <<<<<<<
September 27, 2025 at 7:06 AM
when you wake up in the middle of the night and do something and then just plain can’t get back to sleep <<<<<<<
Pedocon theory undefeated
🚨Virginia twist: Former state Sen. Joe Morrissey, long a maverick Dem, is backing GOP LG nominee John Reid over Ghazala Hashmi.
Morrissey says Hashmi is “strictly partisan” & touts Reid’s “common sense” — but he’s still with Spanberger & Jones on the ticket.
virginiamercury.com/2025/09/23/m...
Morrissey says Hashmi is “strictly partisan” & touts Reid’s “common sense” — but he’s still with Spanberger & Jones on the ticket.
virginiamercury.com/2025/09/23/m...
Morrissey breaks with Democrats, backs GOP’s John Reid for lieutenant governor • Virginia Mercury
John Reid, the Republican nominee for lieutenant governor, on Tuesday launched Democrats for John Reid, a coalition of Virginia Democrats publicly lining up behind his candidacy — a twist that promise...
virginiamercury.com
September 23, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Pedocon theory undefeated
Until it actually happens this kind of posting is just cruel. To get one’s hopes up only to check the news and nothing!
Honestly I was expecting a mass alert on our phones telling loyal followers to “follow me into the light”
August 30, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Until it actually happens this kind of posting is just cruel. To get one’s hopes up only to check the news and nothing!
Otesánek (2000)
Name a Film no one's seen but U.
August 30, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Otesánek (2000)
Tracks with @jamellebouie.net’s thought that “people simply do not believe that republicans have agency” - Ted Kennedy can be a creep and the media can overreach and it’s still wrong to choose fascism. The mean ol’ libs didn’t make them, they eagerly pursued being the boot on our throat.
And that's why reporters had to go through his trash.
Bork’s stated views on how limited the right of free speech-that it applies only to political expression-were outside the mainstream, and certainly a reasonable cause for liberals/Democrats to reject his confirmation.
August 13, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Tracks with @jamellebouie.net’s thought that “people simply do not believe that republicans have agency” - Ted Kennedy can be a creep and the media can overreach and it’s still wrong to choose fascism. The mean ol’ libs didn’t make them, they eagerly pursued being the boot on our throat.
Snake experts: what’s the best snake?
July 23, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Snake experts: what’s the best snake?
Hear me out. Double-stuff double-frosting pop tarts.
June 17, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Hear me out. Double-stuff double-frosting pop tarts.
A cheap knock-off of a nationalistic propagandist from the most hegemonic and bland pop slop franchise that completely neglects a couple centuries of real culture - as well as any nuance or complexity from the original sources - is actually kind of perfect
✨WHEEZING✨
(please dear goddess stick around for the US entrant 💀)
(please dear goddess stick around for the US entrant 💀)
May 29, 2025 at 3:09 PM
A cheap knock-off of a nationalistic propagandist from the most hegemonic and bland pop slop franchise that completely neglects a couple centuries of real culture - as well as any nuance or complexity from the original sources - is actually kind of perfect
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(tipping my cowboy hat back to look at the stars) you think them fellas from other planets look down on us in terror or you think it's pity
Eustace (spits into fire): pity i reckon
Eustace (spits into fire): pity i reckon
May 22, 2025 at 8:17 PM
(tipping my cowboy hat back to look at the stars) you think them fellas from other planets look down on us in terror or you think it's pity
Eustace (spits into fire): pity i reckon
Eustace (spits into fire): pity i reckon
Damn this shit is bleak. These bloodless mockeries of humanity, these empty voids of insatiable greed of just get to keep devouring *our* world?
If you thought social media had scrambled America’s CEOs just wait until they’re fully cooked by AI apple.news/AJ_ht7MMyT9G...
May 16, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Damn this shit is bleak. These bloodless mockeries of humanity, these empty voids of insatiable greed of just get to keep devouring *our* world?
matt plays a very important role. It’s not enough for reactionaries to enact their policies, they have to prevent them from being undone. As controlled opposition his job is to push against any progressive action, ensuring the ratchet only turns one way.
May 13, 2025 at 4:50 PM
matt plays a very important role. It’s not enough for reactionaries to enact their policies, they have to prevent them from being undone. As controlled opposition his job is to push against any progressive action, ensuring the ratchet only turns one way.
I’m realizing I love baseball but I don’t care about baseball details. I want to eat a hot dog and cheer for my team (go squirrels!) and wear a cap and do the wave and not give a damn about statistics or any rules beyond the most basic
April 30, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I’m realizing I love baseball but I don’t care about baseball details. I want to eat a hot dog and cheer for my team (go squirrels!) and wear a cap and do the wave and not give a damn about statistics or any rules beyond the most basic
I opened the fb app (first mistake, I know) and saw a message notification. I click it, and because reasons, it instead has to go to messenger. I see it’s a vid my wife sent me so I click it, and it goes right back to fb. What’s the value here, who is this benefiting, why are these separate apps
April 24, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I opened the fb app (first mistake, I know) and saw a message notification. I click it, and because reasons, it instead has to go to messenger. I see it’s a vid my wife sent me so I click it, and it goes right back to fb. What’s the value here, who is this benefiting, why are these separate apps
This is what happens when you fire everyone at the CIA who knows how to use photoshop
god they just went in in MSpaint and added the text using the text tool, which you can tell because it's all just oriented pefectly with the axis of the picture
April 19, 2025 at 12:08 PM
This is what happens when you fire everyone at the CIA who knows how to use photoshop