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stressed, depressed, and possessed

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describe your cat’s personality with one photo
A domestic longhair cat with blue eyes (slightly crossed) and dark brown/gray pointing, except a white snout, muzzle, and mittens with a pink nose; the cat is standing in an open refrigerator looking very confused. The refrigerator is moderately stocked, actively used in a residential setting. A black cat leaning in to bite bright, light pink roses. The cat looks determined, and is slightly blurred due to its reaching for the flowers. The roses are fresh and beautiful, presenting an irresistible salad for the cat
November 30, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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Yea sure why not
Underneath the Manchester Bridge in Richmond, VA looking north. The arches of the bridge and the James River dominate the view but the skyline is visible in the distance. The light is golden, close to sunset.
September 28, 2025 at 12:28 PM
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Galactic vigilantism, genocide, larceny, and treason
Male default Commander Shepard from the Mass Effect series, a white-passing man of military bearing with dark, close-cropped hair and black and red armored spacesuit with designation N7 on the right chest, holding a mattock rifle
July 2, 2025 at 11:24 AM
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A kool-aid man with the natty boh guy instead of his normal face bursting through a wall with the caption “BECAUSE THEY LIKE TRUMP AND WANT HIM TO RULE US LIKE A KING” The kool-aid man and natty boh face represent @mtsw.bsky.social who is always saying the media likes trump and that sufficiently explains the sanewashing and other favorable coverage of capricious, asinine, hate-driven, and destructive policies and actions
February 4, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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Everybody loves a warm wipe [threatening]
A box for a wipe warmer, a product which warms bathroom wipes. It’s called “EVERYBODY LOVES A WARM WIPE!”
January 4, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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A disheveled, gaunt, and dirty man in a robe. In the bottom corner is another image of him being swooped by bats. It’s captioned thus: “ Newyear, New Me No more going outside i burned off all my finger prints the bats are back”
December 27, 2024 at 11:01 PM
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Two muscular arms clasped together in a gesture of agreement. One is labeled “data analysts” and the other “right-wing extremists.” Where they meet is the phrase “fuckin’ snowflake!” The image is a play on “snowflake” as a pejorative for people perceived as too sensitive as well as the name of a major cloud-based data storage and analysis provider, whose products can have frustrating issues from time to time.
November 22, 2024 at 3:56 PM
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1) i hope you’re satisfied 2) is that first tiny peak you and Phil?
Google Trends over the past 7 days for “kurdyuk,” the tail fat of some sheep that was featured in a recent SMBC comic. Worldwide searches for it were near zero but spiked around the time of publication of said comic on 23 July 2024. A much smaller spike is seen on 16 July, possibly indicating comic artist Zach Weinersmith and astronomer/blogger Phil Plait searching for the term before Weinersmith made the comic.
July 24, 2024 at 10:57 AM
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You are on this council but we do not grant you the rank of Beef Kid
A check mark logo with a cow’s head and the word beef, followed by the words New Mexico beef council
June 25, 2024 at 8:53 PM