kumquats
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stressed, depressed, and possessed
he/him/his • #RVA
he/him/his • #RVA
And he hid that bribe in a paper bag, Ken, showing that he knew it was wrong!
January 28, 2026 at 5:35 PM
And he hid that bribe in a paper bag, Ken, showing that he knew it was wrong!
I saw one in my yard, once. I feel like we had a moment. I think of them often
January 27, 2026 at 3:41 AM
I saw one in my yard, once. I feel like we had a moment. I think of them often
I think there’s an active effort to boomerfy millennials. Trap us in false nostalgia, get us to hate and dismiss the youth. We must resist, we must remember high school was awful and leave it in the dust of the past, to be ignored as it should.
January 25, 2026 at 1:22 PM
I think there’s an active effort to boomerfy millennials. Trap us in false nostalgia, get us to hate and dismiss the youth. We must resist, we must remember high school was awful and leave it in the dust of the past, to be ignored as it should.
I live in Richmond and last year we lost water for days when a winter storm caused a cascading shitshow at our treatment plant. We filled our tub in time and still ended up having to melt snow to flush for a little. Your utilities may be a bit more robust, so go by your risk tolerance.
January 25, 2026 at 12:24 AM
I live in Richmond and last year we lost water for days when a winter storm caused a cascading shitshow at our treatment plant. We filled our tub in time and still ended up having to melt snow to flush for a little. Your utilities may be a bit more robust, so go by your risk tolerance.
To be clear, the democrats are the better option at this point and I do vote for them. The person who lets the fire spread slowly is better than the person who pours gas on it. But I wish for once in my life I’d see someone elected who’ll try to put the fire out.
January 22, 2026 at 10:34 PM
To be clear, the democrats are the better option at this point and I do vote for them. The person who lets the fire spread slowly is better than the person who pours gas on it. But I wish for once in my life I’d see someone elected who’ll try to put the fire out.
He’s the world’s richest man. The qualification to get lauded by the bloodsuckers of the world, the only real factor, is to be a bloodsucker yourself
January 22, 2026 at 5:04 PM
He’s the world’s richest man. The qualification to get lauded by the bloodsuckers of the world, the only real factor, is to be a bloodsucker yourself
I think it’s at least mostly due to women having a much wider range of cuts in style. From nearly skin tight to loosely draped. So the same “size” can be a very different amount of fabric bunched up
January 21, 2026 at 12:22 PM
I think it’s at least mostly due to women having a much wider range of cuts in style. From nearly skin tight to loosely draped. So the same “size” can be a very different amount of fabric bunched up
The actions of elite democrats only make sense if you assume they’re meant to be controlled opposition instead of an independent party
it actions like this that make people, especially gen z, despise the democratic party. what are we doing here
January 18, 2026 at 11:36 AM
Gotta be bait. We only ever called them floppies and even joked about how they weren’t floppy since the 5 1/4s faded away
January 11, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Gotta be bait. We only ever called them floppies and even joked about how they weren’t floppy since the 5 1/4s faded away
I really think it’s when people started getting a dozen spam calls a day.
January 10, 2026 at 2:46 AM
I really think it’s when people started getting a dozen spam calls a day.
They don’t want to be normal, they want to be cool. and because they’re so maladjusted and have so much brain damage from too much money they have an antisocial eighth-grade boy’s conception of cool
January 6, 2026 at 12:01 AM
They don’t want to be normal, they want to be cool. and because they’re so maladjusted and have so much brain damage from too much money they have an antisocial eighth-grade boy’s conception of cool
Yeah I stopped making them a few years back when it became obvious that it wasn’t helping things
January 2, 2026 at 5:46 PM
Yeah I stopped making them a few years back when it became obvious that it wasn’t helping things
One of the few true things he’s ever said
December 31, 2025 at 2:20 AM
One of the few true things he’s ever said
Probably the same design school that produced my wife’s car’s stereo which can be muted or paused but never ever turned off
December 28, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Probably the same design school that produced my wife’s car’s stereo which can be muted or paused but never ever turned off
Still popping champagne but shaking my head the whole time so people know I don’t agree with it
December 15, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Still popping champagne but shaking my head the whole time so people know I don’t agree with it
A number of these are either having a resurgence (record player, film camera) or just never went away (faxes, checkbooks? postcards??)
December 14, 2025 at 4:34 AM
A number of these are either having a resurgence (record player, film camera) or just never went away (faxes, checkbooks? postcards??)
Wasn’t this one of the whole ass main points of real id in the first place?
December 13, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Wasn’t this one of the whole ass main points of real id in the first place?