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stressed, depressed, and possessed

he/him/his • #RVA
I always admired my dad’s and he recently gave it to me, not wanting to bring it when he moved to MS. I took it with me to the Green Bank Telescope, pics might be trash bc it turns out the light meter was broken but still holding out hope for whenever I can get it developed
November 22, 2025 at 5:37 PM
It’s all wrong too. Pizza hut is exactly the same. Dominos is better.
November 19, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Got to respect a man who knows what he wants (vacuum fried root vegetables)
November 19, 2025 at 4:55 AM
…didn’t we already legalize it?
November 16, 2025 at 10:08 PM
It was the 70s, people just looked like that
November 4, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Obviously I wouldn’t advise you to start taking bribes but hey there’s some precedent for your defense attorney if you do…
October 25, 2025 at 7:18 PM
A friend always tells me I need a pickup. I never tow, I need the bed maybe once or twice a year. So why, says I. He never has an answer.

I’m supposed to be trading up for a small SUV bc we’ve got twins on the way, and I’m already mourning my Corolla. I like a small efficient car.
October 25, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Those sleeve heads are also kind of giving diy grocery bag textbook cover too
October 13, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I think perhaps the government is measuring bullets in kg and converting to lb after. Just like every machine tool that Ford and Chevy uses is programmed in mm even though the nuts and bolts are listed in inches. Everything that matters already uses metric we just pretend it doesn’t.
October 13, 2025 at 1:23 PM
It’s kind of fascinating how shoe is so ripe for the furries to take it and run with it, except every character, even extras, looks like three divorces and two packs a day
October 11, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Come on bro just a little more triangulating we’re almost winning just a little bit more to the right and we’ll get those centrists any day bro I swear just one more group of people under the bus bro it’ll work this time
October 6, 2025 at 8:53 PM
How does the party that controls zero branches of government bear responsibility here when the party that controls all branches of government could reopen it at any time if they chose?
October 1, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Literally it is still up on his truth social and the only stories I can find mentioning it are the Mirror and a California ABC affiliate, Sweeney’s Law undefeated and also we’re so cooked
September 28, 2025 at 12:38 PM