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Some guy on the internet who likes baseball and stuff. He/him
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Finally a good hat.
July 12, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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Season 10 of the Squid Advanced Circuit is here!

- Circuit format; 4 qualifiers + points system, into a top 12 DE bracket
- NEW: LUTI Division 2 (or equivalent) skill cap

Come and prove yourselves as the strongest midlevel team, starting this Saturday!! Registration below 🧵:

youtu.be/tPlU8gtQx4k
April 20, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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In my world, we call that the Los Angeles Angels 2023 trade deadline
So we tanked the stock market on purpose for a week before folding without getting anything in return, do I have that right?
April 9, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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Lifecycle
October 21, 2024 at 12:35 PM
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After nearly over six months of Splatoon comp experience, I finally feel like I have the authority to share this.
I'll keep updating as I learn and experience more <3
March 23, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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hydra splatling
February 11, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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one of my dad's that he pulls out when it's someone he's known for a long time is "i know that you're a good person, so i know you probably didn't mean what it sounded like you just meant" and then uses that as a jumping off point to dig into whatever shit thing was said and why it's not okay
Cis men truly need to understand the power of saying “that’s fucked up bro why would you say that” to another cis man
The responsibility for resisting and correcting this behavior shouldn’t fall solely on a specific gender. If you’re a man of conscience and you see another man mimicking Nick Fuentes, fuck him up on sight before the women even get a chance. I mean that.
February 1, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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We're excited to be working with @ccasplatoon.bsky.social for CCA League: Season 6! Expect coverage on Collegiate Splatoon from us soon. 🦑
The CCA will be collaborating with @iplabs.ink for the Spring Semester to show off more Collegiate Splatoon from North America! 🎉
January 29, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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January 28, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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literally every reaction I have to "the current culture" I try to gut check against this trend
Great data journalism: people report “best times” is when they were 10-15 yo

www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...
December 17, 2024 at 11:48 PM
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Onaga
October 21, 2024 at 12:17 PM
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Caecilia! a beautiful name for a girl who is also a worm <3
March 26, 2024 at 10:19 PM
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Tommy's fake Cribs episode didn't do a good job of explaining that the fountain isn't merely near the bedroom, but directly across the room from the bed
February 18, 2024 at 3:12 AM
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February 15, 2024 at 3:25 PM
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Jesus would want us to spend 8 figures on Super Bowl ads about brotherhood and also sue the NLRB into oblivion
February 12, 2024 at 1:13 AM
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Taking a brief break from backing a dozen different legal attempts to repeal the entire 20th century to make a TV commercial about god's love for the forgotten, downtrodden, and despised.
February 12, 2024 at 1:05 AM
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Now the only thing keeping this website from being successful is our horrible horrible personalities
February 6, 2024 at 4:16 PM
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I saved this on my phone so I can look at it and feel calm whenever I want
January 20, 2024 at 7:57 PM
The "number of likes to see this reply" filter is nice, in theory, but it doesn't go high enough to filter out more than ~40% of any argument @jbouie.bsky.social gets into. Which I do enjoy reading, but I can find the whole thread from a few of his replies. I don't need to see ALL of them!
January 24, 2024 at 5:58 PM
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i came back from the store and got in the elevator and there was a small dog in the elevator by itself and i called out to the doorman "hey did you know there's a dog in the elevator" and the doorman said "yeah he likes to go up and down"
January 9, 2024 at 3:56 AM
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happy birthday to every thoroughbred horse in the northern hemisphere
January 1, 2024 at 10:05 AM
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just saw a really funny post on here. you should definitely check it out
December 31, 2023 at 7:47 PM
It’s nice to be home and sleepy instead of in a car and sleepy
December 31, 2023 at 3:50 AM
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I don't smoke weed but I do very much want weed to be federally legalized partially because it would mean that NIST has to grow a batch of Standard Reference Mid for THC concentration testing purposes
No thanks, I prefer my brand.
December 22, 2023 at 1:35 AM