luna
@girlishghoul.bsky.social
just a girl trying to survive in satans asshole while a meatball in heeled boots runs our state
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You know people are unpopular when corporate brands come along to personally disavow any connection.
January 17, 2026 at 9:15 PM
You know people are unpopular when corporate brands come along to personally disavow any connection.
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literally the villain in every movie ever
January 17, 2026 at 10:43 PM
literally the villain in every movie ever
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AI is part of what’s killing adobe but not in this sense. You can’t open Acrobat without it bugging you to use its AI. You can’t toggle it off. Everybody hates that shit. Nobody wants it. This will be the fate of every company trying to force AI
From Dare Obasanjo on Mastodon. Adobe is hitting the floor. #AI
January 17, 2026 at 12:24 PM
AI is part of what’s killing adobe but not in this sense. You can’t open Acrobat without it bugging you to use its AI. You can’t toggle it off. Everybody hates that shit. Nobody wants it. This will be the fate of every company trying to force AI
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this also blew my mind for how naked a grab it is while being fully incompetent.
want a frosty but worry your glucose may be high? scream your social security number & I CONSENT into the drivethru speaker. wendy’s can access your epic medical records & predict your average saturday 2pm blood sugar.
want a frosty but worry your glucose may be high? scream your social security number & I CONSENT into the drivethru speaker. wendy’s can access your epic medical records & predict your average saturday 2pm blood sugar.
January 17, 2026 at 10:30 AM
this also blew my mind for how naked a grab it is while being fully incompetent.
want a frosty but worry your glucose may be high? scream your social security number & I CONSENT into the drivethru speaker. wendy’s can access your epic medical records & predict your average saturday 2pm blood sugar.
want a frosty but worry your glucose may be high? scream your social security number & I CONSENT into the drivethru speaker. wendy’s can access your epic medical records & predict your average saturday 2pm blood sugar.
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So working as designed then.
I don’t think people quite understand that the occupation by ICE in the Twin Cities has more or less erased non-white people from public life. They cannot safely exist in any space accessible to the public and moving between private places leaves folks vulnerable to kidnapping by armed masked goons.
January 16, 2026 at 10:19 PM
So working as designed then.
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I think people confuse “forgive” with “allow to return to your life.”
entirely possible that I’ve forgiven you but you’ll never know about it cuz you have to stay far from me.
entirely possible that I’ve forgiven you but you’ll never know about it cuz you have to stay far from me.
January 16, 2026 at 5:52 PM
I think people confuse “forgive” with “allow to return to your life.”
entirely possible that I’ve forgiven you but you’ll never know about it cuz you have to stay far from me.
entirely possible that I’ve forgiven you but you’ll never know about it cuz you have to stay far from me.
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yeah i'll vote for gavin newsom under extreme circumstances. like say we're on a life raft and need to decide who to eat first. or our plane crashes in the andes and we're figuring out who to barbecue for dinner. or if we're wagon-bound and stranded in a frozen pass over the sierra nevada mountains,
January 16, 2026 at 9:58 PM
yeah i'll vote for gavin newsom under extreme circumstances. like say we're on a life raft and need to decide who to eat first. or our plane crashes in the andes and we're figuring out who to barbecue for dinner. or if we're wagon-bound and stranded in a frozen pass over the sierra nevada mountains,
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January 17, 2026 at 1:52 AM
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Great. White Christians going to africa and Latin america talking about lower marriage ages.
Missionaries should be banned, idc idc
Missionaries should be banned, idc idc
The YouTube phenomenon known as MrBeast has partnered with the LDS Church on philanthropy, and church President Dallin Oaks says he hopes lower missionary ages will lead to lower marriage ages.
Latest from Mormon Land: YouTube’s MrBeast partners with LDS Church; spate of new new stakes created
The YouTube phenomenon known as MrBeast has partnered with the LDS Church on philanthropy, and church President Dallin Oaks says he hopes lower missionary ages will lead to lower marriage ages.
www.sltrib.com
January 16, 2026 at 9:12 PM
Great. White Christians going to africa and Latin america talking about lower marriage ages.
Missionaries should be banned, idc idc
Missionaries should be banned, idc idc
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Look at this absolute queen
January 16, 2026 at 12:22 PM
Look at this absolute queen
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I really wish people hadn't demonized calories because the one thing that calorie count is really, really good for is being able to say "Wow those are starvation rations."
Brooke Rollins: "We've run over 1,000 simulations. It can cost around $3 a meal for a piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli, corn tortilla, and one other thing. So there is a way to do this that actually will save the average American consumer money."
January 14, 2026 at 11:56 PM
I really wish people hadn't demonized calories because the one thing that calorie count is really, really good for is being able to say "Wow those are starvation rations."
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I think we should have the political green light to introduce very strict gun control laws with the restoration of democracy because what we've learned here about "needing guns to depose a tyrannical government" has proved to be absolute bullshit.
January 15, 2026 at 4:25 PM
I think we should have the political green light to introduce very strict gun control laws with the restoration of democracy because what we've learned here about "needing guns to depose a tyrannical government" has proved to be absolute bullshit.
ICE is escalating its operations in central florida and i have yet to see anyone really mention it
January 16, 2026 at 3:20 AM
ICE is escalating its operations in central florida and i have yet to see anyone really mention it
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Again, deciding to fuck with white people in the Midwest is a serious misstep.
This administration is trying to salt the salt of the earth and it's a bad plan.
You're never going to sell a pro america agenda when you're sending an occupying military force to murder white people in Minnesota
This administration is trying to salt the salt of the earth and it's a bad plan.
You're never going to sell a pro america agenda when you're sending an occupying military force to murder white people in Minnesota
January 15, 2026 at 2:07 PM
Again, deciding to fuck with white people in the Midwest is a serious misstep.
This administration is trying to salt the salt of the earth and it's a bad plan.
You're never going to sell a pro america agenda when you're sending an occupying military force to murder white people in Minnesota
This administration is trying to salt the salt of the earth and it's a bad plan.
You're never going to sell a pro america agenda when you're sending an occupying military force to murder white people in Minnesota
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Anthropic: Best for coding applications
Gemini: Best for summarizing meetings and taking notes
Grok: Best for harassing women and sexualizing children
ChatGPT: Best for assisted suicide
Gemini: Best for summarizing meetings and taking notes
Grok: Best for harassing women and sexualizing children
ChatGPT: Best for assisted suicide
January 15, 2026 at 8:32 PM
Anthropic: Best for coding applications
Gemini: Best for summarizing meetings and taking notes
Grok: Best for harassing women and sexualizing children
ChatGPT: Best for assisted suicide
Gemini: Best for summarizing meetings and taking notes
Grok: Best for harassing women and sexualizing children
ChatGPT: Best for assisted suicide
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I don't understand US peeps going on about the Epstein files. You all know he's guilty already.
He's got secret police kidnapping, attacking and killing people already. He's effectively resigned you from NATO and is threatening a war against the rest of us.
It's not distraction.
He's got secret police kidnapping, attacking and killing people already. He's effectively resigned you from NATO and is threatening a war against the rest of us.
It's not distraction.
January 15, 2026 at 4:06 PM
I don't understand US peeps going on about the Epstein files. You all know he's guilty already.
He's got secret police kidnapping, attacking and killing people already. He's effectively resigned you from NATO and is threatening a war against the rest of us.
It's not distraction.
He's got secret police kidnapping, attacking and killing people already. He's effectively resigned you from NATO and is threatening a war against the rest of us.
It's not distraction.
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I've read most of the scholarship about US policing since the early 20th century. What you learn from this is that violence is inherent. You cannot "separate" out violence from policing. Police in the U.S. are violence workers.
January 15, 2026 at 2:33 AM
I've read most of the scholarship about US policing since the early 20th century. What you learn from this is that violence is inherent. You cannot "separate" out violence from policing. Police in the U.S. are violence workers.
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For non-German speakers:
“Dear media, I can’t stand the headline "No agreement between the US and Denmark” any longer. If an armed man storms a bank, you don't run the headline: "Robber and cashier can't reach an agreement on money transfer." Stop framing imperial aggression as normal diplomacy.”
“Dear media, I can’t stand the headline "No agreement between the US and Denmark” any longer. If an armed man storms a bank, you don't run the headline: "Robber and cashier can't reach an agreement on money transfer." Stop framing imperial aggression as normal diplomacy.”
Liebe Medien, ich kann die Schlagzeile "Keine Einigung zwischen USA und Dänemark" nicht mehr sehen. Wenn ein Bewaffneter eine Bank stürmt, titelt ihr doch auch nicht: "Räuber und Kassiererin finden keinen Konsens über Geldübergabe." Hört auf, imperiale Aggression als normale Diplomatie zu framen.
January 15, 2026 at 11:11 AM
For non-German speakers:
“Dear media, I can’t stand the headline "No agreement between the US and Denmark” any longer. If an armed man storms a bank, you don't run the headline: "Robber and cashier can't reach an agreement on money transfer." Stop framing imperial aggression as normal diplomacy.”
“Dear media, I can’t stand the headline "No agreement between the US and Denmark” any longer. If an armed man storms a bank, you don't run the headline: "Robber and cashier can't reach an agreement on money transfer." Stop framing imperial aggression as normal diplomacy.”
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Thank you for the admission, time to abolish it.
Mike Johnson: "ICE is doing what ICE is designed to do"
Mike Johnson comes out against additional guardrails on ICE as Democrats call for it.
“I think there's a lot of Democrats playing games right now with national security and with law enforcement. And I think it's dangerous. Ice is doing what ice is designed to do by its very name.”
“I think there's a lot of Democrats playing games right now with national security and with law enforcement. And I think it's dangerous. Ice is doing what ice is designed to do by its very name.”
January 14, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Thank you for the admission, time to abolish it.
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At least Obama's hypothetical Death Panels would have decided who deserved to die based on a rubric more complicated than "did they just piss off a high school dropout armed by the state"
January 14, 2026 at 3:45 PM
At least Obama's hypothetical Death Panels would have decided who deserved to die based on a rubric more complicated than "did they just piss off a high school dropout armed by the state"
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Folks in the US still like to treat the whole Greenland invasion stuff as sufficiently unserious to engage with, but it is sufficiently serious that NATO allies are actively deploying tripwire forces to deter the US. That is *already* a political and actual cost to them, and to US relationships
January 14, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Folks in the US still like to treat the whole Greenland invasion stuff as sufficiently unserious to engage with, but it is sufficiently serious that NATO allies are actively deploying tripwire forces to deter the US. That is *already* a political and actual cost to them, and to US relationships
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some people don't even make $53K a year to survive off for themselves, and that's what it cost just to send the kid to daycare, not even clothe, feed and house them when they NOT at daycare
January 13, 2026 at 8:48 PM
some people don't even make $53K a year to survive off for themselves, and that's what it cost just to send the kid to daycare, not even clothe, feed and house them when they NOT at daycare
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Day one: we are reinventing the news
Day 10: I need alcohol to be on television
Day 10: I need alcohol to be on television
New: CBS News seems to be preparing a new segment called "Whiskey Fridays with Tony Dokoupil," per sources.
Some staff were only first made aware of it as they encountered CBS testing out set designs of a faux-stocked bar in the newsroom, featuring a large sponsor banner for Jack Daniels.
Some staff were only first made aware of it as they encountered CBS testing out set designs of a faux-stocked bar in the newsroom, featuring a large sponsor banner for Jack Daniels.
January 13, 2026 at 9:46 PM
Day one: we are reinventing the news
Day 10: I need alcohol to be on television
Day 10: I need alcohol to be on television
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Running on policies people actually want sets a dangerous precedent that the masses have the right to influence public policy more than our generous funders and lobbyists
January 13, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Running on policies people actually want sets a dangerous precedent that the masses have the right to influence public policy more than our generous funders and lobbyists