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Robbie 🌹
@ghostinaglass.bsky.social
· Mar 17
"Oasis or Blur?" I asked, trying to discern a mirage in the desert
Dublin is lovely on a Saturday morning, when everyone is still hungover
October 11, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Dublin is lovely on a Saturday morning, when everyone is still hungover
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[Second day as a Kamikaze pilot]
Boss: Can I see you in my office for a second, Bryn?
Boss: Can I see you in my office for a second, Bryn?
August 26, 2025 at 4:16 AM
[Second day as a Kamikaze pilot]
Boss: Can I see you in my office for a second, Bryn?
Boss: Can I see you in my office for a second, Bryn?
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Me: *thinking to myself after someone wrongs me* You made an inconsequential and powerless enemy today my friend
October 5, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Me: *thinking to myself after someone wrongs me* You made an inconsequential and powerless enemy today my friend
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it's not FOR us
October 10, 2025 at 1:02 PM
it's not FOR us
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not impressed with jack o lantern carving skills unless you're using your teeth
October 10, 2025 at 6:47 AM
not impressed with jack o lantern carving skills unless you're using your teeth
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Nice try, “Paul A. Thompson”
October 10, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Nice try, “Paul A. Thompson”
Is belife the only thing that gets beggared?
October 10, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Is belife the only thing that gets beggared?
I hope to see trains in the wild someday. No tracks, no stations, just wide open pastures as nature intended
October 10, 2025 at 11:56 AM
I hope to see trains in the wild someday. No tracks, no stations, just wide open pastures as nature intended
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I think I missed my true calling as an unnamed tramp in a Charles Dickens novel.
October 9, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I think I missed my true calling as an unnamed tramp in a Charles Dickens novel.
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WARDEN: and for your last meal?
ME: everlasting gobstopper
WARDEN: son of a
ME: everlasting gobstopper
WARDEN: son of a
September 24, 2025 at 5:34 AM
WARDEN: and for your last meal?
ME: everlasting gobstopper
WARDEN: son of a
ME: everlasting gobstopper
WARDEN: son of a
Checking out rental options in my area and suddenly realising my roomates really aren't that bad
October 8, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Checking out rental options in my area and suddenly realising my roomates really aren't that bad
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editor’s note: you forgot to tell them the change you wanted to see in the world was supposed to be good
October 8, 2025 at 2:59 PM
editor’s note: you forgot to tell them the change you wanted to see in the world was supposed to be good
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ravers in boston be like pull up to o’brien’s pub 🔥🔥
October 8, 2025 at 3:08 PM
ravers in boston be like pull up to o’brien’s pub 🔥🔥
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And the most incestuous-sounding name for a gourd goes to...pumpkin.
October 8, 2025 at 12:26 PM
And the most incestuous-sounding name for a gourd goes to...pumpkin.
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I get my steps in by going back to get what I forgot and forgetting what I forgot again.
October 7, 2025 at 1:23 AM
I get my steps in by going back to get what I forgot and forgetting what I forgot again.
I should get nice and close to this onion, in order to best appreciate my chopping abilities
October 6, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I should get nice and close to this onion, in order to best appreciate my chopping abilities
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they’re normalizing me tomorrow
October 6, 2025 at 6:00 PM
they’re normalizing me tomorrow
When your therapist asks you how you feel and then hits you with a "that's not a feeling." Like, I didn't realise I was getting graded on this thing
October 6, 2025 at 4:54 PM
When your therapist asks you how you feel and then hits you with a "that's not a feeling." Like, I didn't realise I was getting graded on this thing
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Once bitten, twice as likely to become a zombie.
October 4, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Once bitten, twice as likely to become a zombie.
They say you should eat a balanced diet and exercise regularly, but that's actually a conspiracy by Big Wellbeing to keep you healthy
October 6, 2025 at 6:07 AM
They say you should eat a balanced diet and exercise regularly, but that's actually a conspiracy by Big Wellbeing to keep you healthy
Very hyped about what sounds like a rat in my walls, big developments to come I hope
October 5, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Very hyped about what sounds like a rat in my walls, big developments to come I hope
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My guilty pleasure is writing "hope he eat that ass up" in every wedding guest book I can find
October 5, 2025 at 8:45 PM
My guilty pleasure is writing "hope he eat that ass up" in every wedding guest book I can find
Guy who is just now getting into Angry Birds
October 5, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Guy who is just now getting into Angry Birds
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war is a lot like those mario levels where there are a ton of bullet bills but the bullets are way faster, some other stuff is different as well
October 5, 2025 at 1:01 PM
war is a lot like those mario levels where there are a ton of bullet bills but the bullets are way faster, some other stuff is different as well
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Read a book from cover to cover. Just the covers though.
October 3, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Read a book from cover to cover. Just the covers though.