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Geoff Miller
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Oxford comma truther
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I feel like we have the opportunity to turn David Lynch's quote into this moment's "Keep Calm and Carry On" and it's a far better rallying cry too.
November 7, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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This auction is now live on eBay.

1500 credit Orlock gang.

9 humans and 2 cyber-mastiffs
(Scenery not included)

www.ebay.co.uk/itm/39722454...

Starting at £50.
Oz will get the money, not me.

DM me if you have any questions.

#Nerdlings
#Necromunda
November 3, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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If you're looking for some food banks to donate to, we vetted a ton all over the country back in 2020, in conjunction with our marble league sponsorship, a sentence that I swear made sense in context. Anyway -- there are links to 17 of them in this thread. (And apologies for linking to... y'know.)
Last Week Tonight on X: "Congratulations to all the winners of Marble League 2020! Through our sponsorship, they raised $100K for worthy causes. Here’s a thread of the winners and where their funds went:" / X
Congratulations to all the winners of Marble League 2020! Through our sponsorship, they raised $100K for worthy causes. Here’s a thread of the winners and where their funds went:
x.com
October 27, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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Rebecca Heineman is a titan. You either love her work, or her work informed some other game that you love. A few bucks to help her out is a pretty good deal imo
October 4, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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Wednesday is with us again, so grab your family and friends and drag them out to buy a book! - Michael
July 23, 2025 at 7:34 AM
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Hello everyone😍🩷I’m a Kindergarten teacher from Texas❤️I’m hoping to clear these much needed items for my kindergartners🫶Any help or Rt is greatly appreciated 🩷
#clearthelist
#title1
www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
July 16, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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July 11, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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1977: why would the bartender in star wars even care if some robots with artificial intelligence came into his bar

2025: ohhh ok
July 9, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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—Franz Kafka, 1914

Me too, bud.
July 1, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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It’s the happiest day of Elon Musk’s life because he finally posted something people actually want to read
June 5, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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I believe that everyone should be allowed the space and time and opportunity to become who they truly are. I am sad that some people, given the space and time and opportunity, choose to be assholes.
May 26, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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Dad: “I’m watching Dr. Strangelove.”

Me: *sees Benedict Cumberbatch on the screen* “You sure about that?”

Dad: “Yeah, he’s a magician.”

Me: “Okay.”
May 24, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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at first you think "ah the dog is passively having fun" and then you realize the dog knows how to steer the skateboard and THEN you learn the dog knows how to PROPEL the skateboard
Corgis have an extremely low center of gravity and the density of a dead star.

PERFECT for skateboarding! 😇
May 19, 2025 at 7:47 AM
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PALPATINE HOLOGRAM: 𝑨𝑹𝑬 𝑾𝑬 𝑶𝑵 𝑻𝑹𝑨𝑪𝑲 𝑻𝑶 𝑴𝑬𝑬𝑻 𝑶𝑼𝑹 𝑸𝑼𝑨𝑹𝑻𝑬𝑹𝑳𝒀 𝑲𝑷𝑰𝑺?

IMPERIAL BUREAUCRAT: Y-yes my lord.

PALPATINE: 𝒀𝑶𝑼’𝑹𝑬 𝑨 𝑹𝑶𝑪𝑲𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹. 𝑳𝑬𝑻’𝑺 𝑻𝑶𝑼𝑪𝑯 𝑩𝑨𝑺𝑬 𝑳𝑨𝑻𝑬𝑹.
May 16, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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Just had the worst Final Destination-style premonition that I’m going to keep living
May 16, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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READ. THE. SUBHEAD.
May 9, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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The only upside to AI absorbing everything I write is that I’m helping teach the machine to fucking hate itself
May 8, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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Who knew a fish could express "What the fuck was that?" with such ease.
🐡
May 6, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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A reminder that every small bit of good you do - whether it be putting art into the world, helping a friend or stranger, donating to a good cause, or just listening to someone who needs to vent - offsets all the evil in the world just a little bit. And sometimes that's just what the world needs.
April 30, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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We are now 50% of the way to our goal. We're so grateful to everyone who's given or shared.
Hi all, hate to do a GoFundMe so close to taxes, but while Marya and I were out of town our cat Miss Fanny was rushed to the emergency room.

She was saved but we had to take on a lot of debt to do it, and we’d appreciate whatever help you can provide.
Donate to Aid for Miss Fanny's Vet & Heart Expenses, organized by ms. marya e. gates
Hello! We are Marya E. Gates and Robert Daniels, freelance film critics l… ms. marya e. gates needs your support for Aid for Miss Fanny's Vet & Heart Expenses
www.gofundme.com
March 25, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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I’ve been thinking about how much of a gift this image is, because I am and I don’t.
March 25, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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EMERGENCY TIMELINE CLEANSE
March 4, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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Listen to David. David knew what the fuck was up.
February 4, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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It was a mistake to assume the end of the world would be caused by smart people acting like selfish idiots rather than selfish idiots acting like smart people
February 1, 2025 at 3:32 PM