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BIG CROCHET POST

I taught myself how to crochet 2.5 years ago. Here's a bunch of stuff I've made.

#crochet #yarn #artsandcrafts 🧶
We need a pop punk cover of “The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald.”
November 11, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Can’t wait to bleed out later.
November 11, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Snow.
November 10, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I bet SCOTUS would have heard the case if somebody else had brought it up, but Kim Davis is a such an insufferable cunt they didn’t want to deal with her bullshit.
November 10, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Little victories.
BREAKING: The Supreme Court denied an attempt to challenge Obergefell v. Hodges, the case affirming marriage equality nationwide.

Our freedom to marry remains the law of the land.
November 10, 2025 at 3:01 PM
“Not all who wander are lost” okay, but some of them definitely are, and they should stop and ask for directions.
November 10, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Reposted by Uncle Roger
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
October: “The worst performing month at the box office in 28 years.”

November: “The new Predator movie made more money in its opening weekend than any other Predator movie before it.”

Do you hear that, Hollywood?
THE PEOPLE YEARN FOR PREDATOR.
November 10, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I miss being alive.
November 9, 2025 at 7:55 PM
All I do is pee and have insomnia.
November 9, 2025 at 7:42 AM
I don’t care if they’re scientifically accurate. Ever since Interstellar, all TV and movie blackholes all look the same. Show a little creativity, people.
November 9, 2025 at 3:48 AM
I’m over you.
November 9, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Over my giant dead body.
Dr. Oz says Americans will lose an average of 397 pounds per person by the midterm elections. So you better get busy!
November 9, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Grown men who wear tighty whiteys, was that a conscious decision, or did you just never experiment with other types of underpants?
November 9, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Even more reason not to go.
"Store employees are now required to smile if they are within 10 feet of a shopper.

They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.

If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."

🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
Target is now requiring its employees to smile more
As the holiday season fast approaches, Target is urging its employees to add a little more “jolly” to their work routine.
www.wilx.com
November 9, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Tis the season for my tire pressure light to come on.
November 8, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Getting caught up with my Marvel movies (Thunderbolts and Fantastic Four), and dammit, they were actually pretty good, and now I’m excited for Avengers: Doomsday.

I was getting so burnt out on the MCU. Turns out I just needed movies that didn’t suck.
November 8, 2025 at 7:14 PM
If you had superpowers, would you feel obligated to become a hero? Would you succumb to villainy? Would you just continue to live your regular life but occasionally do party tricks?
November 8, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Reposted by Uncle Roger
[hot ones]
me: *finishes off gallon of milk*
sean evans: ok are you ready for your first wing
November 8, 2025 at 3:29 AM
I just thought my arm looked good.
November 8, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Cowboys kills the rockstar.
November 8, 2025 at 4:25 AM
I appreciate that Fiona & Cake is really just Adventure Time 2.0.
November 8, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Mom after seeing a Predator: Badlands commercial: “How old is Predator now? He’s been making movies forever.”

Me: “You know it hasn’t been the same Predator this whole time, right? There have been many Predators.”

Mom: “Oh, I never really watched them. I thought it was always the same guy.”
November 8, 2025 at 2:47 AM
So we could have done this the whole time.
BREAKING: The USDA tells states funds will be made available later today to pay November SNAP benefits in full.
November 7, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I had to go to traffic court today for the judge to basically be like, “Did you go to the website?” And I said, “Yes, I went to the website.” And she said, “Okay, you’re free to go.”

This is a very efficient system.

All because of an issue with my license plate. 🙃
Spent an hour on hold with the Secretary of State only for them to direct me to website where I solved my problem in approximately 30 seconds. 😐
November 7, 2025 at 8:56 PM