Uncle Roger
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Uncle Roger
@rojohen.bsky.social
· Nov 22
BIG CROCHET POST
I taught myself how to crochet 2.5 years ago. Here's a bunch of stuff I've made.
#crochet #yarn #artsandcrafts 🧶
I taught myself how to crochet 2.5 years ago. Here's a bunch of stuff I've made.
#crochet #yarn #artsandcrafts 🧶
I’ve had to block almost everyone who has reposted this because they just keep making the same shitty comments about “Faith of the Heart.”
Guys, Enterprise is 25 years old. It’s time to heal and move on.
Guys, Enterprise is 25 years old. It’s time to heal and move on.
Starfleet Academy has the most boring opening credits and theme song of any Star Trek show. They should use the song from The OC.
🎶 CALIFORNIAAAAAAAA 🎶
🎶 BEAM ME UUUUPPPPPPP 🎶
🎶 CALIFORNIAAAAAAAA 🎶
🎶 BEAM ME UUUUPPPPPPP 🎶
January 24, 2026 at 7:00 AM
I’ve had to block almost everyone who has reposted this because they just keep making the same shitty comments about “Faith of the Heart.”
Guys, Enterprise is 25 years old. It’s time to heal and move on.
Guys, Enterprise is 25 years old. It’s time to heal and move on.
Last night I literally woke up screaming from a nightmare I was having. That’s never happened before. I really don’t need it to happen again.
January 24, 2026 at 6:45 AM
Last night I literally woke up screaming from a nightmare I was having. That’s never happened before. I really don’t need it to happen again.
I gotta go see about a Bone Temple.
January 24, 2026 at 3:08 AM
I gotta go see about a Bone Temple.
Ugh, FINE.
First trailer for ‘THE MUPPET SHOW’ revival special.
• Guest starring Sabrina Carpenter.
• Executive produced by Seth Rogen.
• Releasing on February 4 on Disney+ and ABC.
• Guest starring Sabrina Carpenter.
• Executive produced by Seth Rogen.
• Releasing on February 4 on Disney+ and ABC.
January 24, 2026 at 12:29 AM
Ugh, FINE.
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A single snowflake falls in Texas:
January 23, 2026 at 11:15 PM
A single snowflake falls in Texas:
I am making steak tonight, and I was going to make a red wine sauce for the steak, but I don’t have any red wine in the house, so instead I will be using Coca Cola.
January 23, 2026 at 9:49 PM
I am making steak tonight, and I was going to make a red wine sauce for the steak, but I don’t have any red wine in the house, so instead I will be using Coca Cola.
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sports mascots used to have kinder eyes
January 23, 2026 at 6:28 PM
sports mascots used to have kinder eyes
“A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms” is cute. I hope it stays cute. I don’t know anything about this particular story, but knowing GoT, this poor bald child is going to die a gruesome death and break the large man’s heart.
January 23, 2026 at 6:04 AM
“A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms” is cute. I hope it stays cute. I don’t know anything about this particular story, but knowing GoT, this poor bald child is going to die a gruesome death and break the large man’s heart.
Starfleet Academy has the most boring opening credits and theme song of any Star Trek show. They should use the song from The OC.
🎶 CALIFORNIAAAAAAAA 🎶
🎶 BEAM ME UUUUPPPPPPP 🎶
🎶 CALIFORNIAAAAAAAA 🎶
🎶 BEAM ME UUUUPPPPPPP 🎶
January 23, 2026 at 4:29 AM
Starfleet Academy has the most boring opening credits and theme song of any Star Trek show. They should use the song from The OC.
🎶 CALIFORNIAAAAAAAA 🎶
🎶 BEAM ME UUUUPPPPPPP 🎶
🎶 CALIFORNIAAAAAAAA 🎶
🎶 BEAM ME UUUUPPPPPPP 🎶
I hope this He-Man movie is good and successful and leads to a live action “Secret of the Sword” and also introduces the Thundercats.
January 22, 2026 at 11:54 PM
I hope this He-Man movie is good and successful and leads to a live action “Secret of the Sword” and also introduces the Thundercats.
I just put gas in my car, and my face froze off, so it’s pretty neat that it’s going to get 30 degrees colder overnight.
January 22, 2026 at 11:32 PM
I just put gas in my car, and my face froze off, so it’s pretty neat that it’s going to get 30 degrees colder overnight.
Why would the writers name her Genesis? We already have a Genesis. #StarfleetAcademy
January 22, 2026 at 8:52 PM
Why would the writers name her Genesis? We already have a Genesis. #StarfleetAcademy
Maul being hunted by Inquisitors? Hell yeah.
First trailer for ‘Star Wars: Maul - Shadow Lord’
First two episodes premiere April 6 on Disney+
First two episodes premiere April 6 on Disney+
January 22, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Maul being hunted by Inquisitors? Hell yeah.
Where did Jango Fett even come from? Built a whole fuckin’ clone army based off some random guy.
January 22, 2026 at 5:29 PM
Where did Jango Fett even come from? Built a whole fuckin’ clone army based off some random guy.
I know people have reasons for switching to electric appliances, but I will always prefer having a gas stove. For one, I find the temperature a lot easier to control, but also, you can still use it when the power goes out.
Anyway, stay safe if you’re in the path of this impending ice blizzard.
Anyway, stay safe if you’re in the path of this impending ice blizzard.
January 22, 2026 at 5:16 PM
I know people have reasons for switching to electric appliances, but I will always prefer having a gas stove. For one, I find the temperature a lot easier to control, but also, you can still use it when the power goes out.
Anyway, stay safe if you’re in the path of this impending ice blizzard.
Anyway, stay safe if you’re in the path of this impending ice blizzard.
MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE Official Trailer (2026) He-Man
YouTube video by KinoCheck.com
youtu.be
January 22, 2026 at 3:39 PM
I deserve a dozen donuts.
January 22, 2026 at 6:16 AM
I deserve a dozen donuts.
Since it’s the 20-year anniversary this year, I’m thinking of finally watching High School Musical for the very first time.
January 21, 2026 at 10:09 PM
Since it’s the 20-year anniversary this year, I’m thinking of finally watching High School Musical for the very first time.
I want to start making sauces.
January 21, 2026 at 7:19 PM
I want to start making sauces.
Does Sbarro pizza exist anywhere in the world outside of food courts? Are there any standalone Sbarro locations? Is there a place in the country where you can get a Sbarro pizza delivered to your house?
January 21, 2026 at 6:51 AM
Does Sbarro pizza exist anywhere in the world outside of food courts? Are there any standalone Sbarro locations? Is there a place in the country where you can get a Sbarro pizza delivered to your house?
Were you guys on Twitter the night he got Covid? That was the most fun I’ve ever had on the internet.
January 21, 2026 at 6:07 AM
Were you guys on Twitter the night he got Covid? That was the most fun I’ve ever had on the internet.
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there are plenty of reasons Air Force One would suddenly turn around. for example, they may have forgotten Kevin
January 21, 2026 at 5:37 AM
there are plenty of reasons Air Force One would suddenly turn around. for example, they may have forgotten Kevin
I did a spicy mustard thing, and now I can’t get it out of my sinuses.
I’m using way too much brain power right now trying to figure out how I want to marinate these pork chops.
January 21, 2026 at 5:09 AM
I did a spicy mustard thing, and now I can’t get it out of my sinuses.
I’m using way too much brain power right now trying to figure out how I want to marinate these pork chops.
January 20, 2026 at 7:58 PM
I’m using way too much brain power right now trying to figure out how I want to marinate these pork chops.