Uncle Roger
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Uncle Roger
@rojohen.bsky.social
· Nov 22
BIG CROCHET POST
I taught myself how to crochet 2.5 years ago. Here's a bunch of stuff I've made.
#crochet #yarn #artsandcrafts 🧶
I taught myself how to crochet 2.5 years ago. Here's a bunch of stuff I've made.
#crochet #yarn #artsandcrafts 🧶
Since moving back in with my parents over the summer, I have effectively taken over their kitchen, and now every time my dad goes grocery shopping he brings home more and more meat so that I will cook dinner for him.
I’m fine with this arrangement.
I’m fine with this arrangement.
January 4, 2026 at 3:53 AM
Since moving back in with my parents over the summer, I have effectively taken over their kitchen, and now every time my dad goes grocery shopping he brings home more and more meat so that I will cook dinner for him.
I’m fine with this arrangement.
I’m fine with this arrangement.
Started rewatching Stranger Things from the beginning, and the shift in tone as the show went on is so funny. You could never have Erica, Derek, or even Murray in Season 1 without completely throwing off the vibe.
a girl in a pink sweater says not possible on a netflix ad
ALT: a girl in a pink sweater says not possible on a netflix ad
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January 4, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Started rewatching Stranger Things from the beginning, and the shift in tone as the show went on is so funny. You could never have Erica, Derek, or even Murray in Season 1 without completely throwing off the vibe.
I really wish content creators would resist the urge to make funny little skits the instant something terrible happens in the news.
January 3, 2026 at 10:26 PM
I really wish content creators would resist the urge to make funny little skits the instant something terrible happens in the news.
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First supermoon of the year, and it’s hiding behind the clouds.
January 3, 2026 at 7:17 AM
First supermoon of the year, and it’s hiding behind the clouds.
I don’t even know who this person is, but this is how they greeted me, and there was absolutely zero follow up.
January 3, 2026 at 8:53 PM
I don’t even know who this person is, but this is how they greeted me, and there was absolutely zero follow up.
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We had a good run
2026 could be great. We simply don't know.
January 3, 2026 at 4:08 PM
We had a good run
How fat do you think Sonic the Hedgehog would be if he didn’t do all that cardio?
January 3, 2026 at 7:34 AM
How fat do you think Sonic the Hedgehog would be if he didn’t do all that cardio?
First supermoon of the year, and it’s hiding behind the clouds.
January 3, 2026 at 7:17 AM
First supermoon of the year, and it’s hiding behind the clouds.
Okay, 2026, let’s do the thing.
January 3, 2026 at 6:34 AM
Okay, 2026, let’s do the thing.
The main thing I like about Stranger Things is that wormholes are made out of flesh.
January 3, 2026 at 2:17 AM
The main thing I like about Stranger Things is that wormholes are made out of flesh.
Bluesky, choose my next book! I’m trying to finally go through all the stuff that’s been sitting on my shelf.
January 2, 2026 at 4:48 PM
Bluesky, choose my next book! I’m trying to finally go through all the stuff that’s been sitting on my shelf.
Thinking about being happy this year. It would be a nice change.
January 2, 2026 at 2:46 PM
Thinking about being happy this year. It would be a nice change.
I did appreciate this little touch behind the concession stand.
January 2, 2026 at 6:39 AM
I did appreciate this little touch behind the concession stand.
Re-upping this for 2026.
January 2, 2026 at 6:08 AM
Re-upping this for 2026.
A Stranger Things video game would be kinda awesome ngl. 3rd person, running around, exploring other dimensions, acquiring powers, fighting demogorgons… I’d play the shit out of that.
January 1, 2026 at 8:37 PM
A Stranger Things video game would be kinda awesome ngl. 3rd person, running around, exploring other dimensions, acquiring powers, fighting demogorgons… I’d play the shit out of that.
Okay, fine, Stranger Things was awesome. I will not be entertaining any haters at this time.
January 1, 2026 at 6:02 PM
Okay, fine, Stranger Things was awesome. I will not be entertaining any haters at this time.
At 9am. We’re going at 9am. 🙃
Yeah, no, I think I’m gonna one of those assholes who watches the Stranger Things finale at the movie theater.
January 1, 2026 at 1:48 PM
At 9am. We’re going at 9am. 🙃
Happy new year. Floss your teeth.
January 1, 2026 at 1:45 PM
Happy new year. Floss your teeth.
49 minutes to spare.
January 1, 2026 at 5:11 AM
49 minutes to spare.
98 Degrees is probably the funniest boy band because who even was this guy?
January 1, 2026 at 3:34 AM
98 Degrees is probably the funniest boy band because who even was this guy?
Various New Year’s circa 2005-2025
I contain multitudes.
I contain multitudes.
January 1, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Various New Year’s circa 2005-2025
I contain multitudes.
I contain multitudes.
You don’t have to reflect on your year if you don’t want to. Tomorrow can just be another day.
December 31, 2025 at 6:22 PM
You don’t have to reflect on your year if you don’t want to. Tomorrow can just be another day.
We should all start the year with some brand new underpants.
December 31, 2025 at 4:57 PM
We should all start the year with some brand new underpants.
The general consensus among my people is that next year is 2016, and that is exactly how I plan to live.
December 31, 2025 at 5:10 AM
The general consensus among my people is that next year is 2016, and that is exactly how I plan to live.
A burrito saved my life today.
December 31, 2025 at 12:14 AM
A burrito saved my life today.