Uncle Roger
@rojohen.bsky.social
I would be more inclined to use the stair stepper machine if it was taller/had more stairs. I always feel like I’m trying to outrun a collapsing road before I fall to my doom.
November 14, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I would be more inclined to use the stair stepper machine if it was taller/had more stairs. I always feel like I’m trying to outrun a collapsing road before I fall to my doom.
When you fill up on spaghetti before heading to the gym.
November 13, 2025 at 9:48 PM
When you fill up on spaghetti before heading to the gym.
While I do have some specific projects that I’m working on, once they’re finished, my goal for 2026 is to use up a lot of this random yarn making a giant scrap blanket and one million beanies.
November 12, 2025 at 11:53 PM
While I do have some specific projects that I’m working on, once they’re finished, my goal for 2026 is to use up a lot of this random yarn making a giant scrap blanket and one million beanies.
I’ll crochet you one for half that price.
November 12, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I’ll crochet you one for half that price.
Yours are better than mine. I blame Naperville.
November 12, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Yours are better than mine. I blame Naperville.
I bet SCOTUS would have heard the case if somebody else had brought it up, but Kim Davis is a such an insufferable cunt they didn’t want to deal with her bullshit.
November 10, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I bet SCOTUS would have heard the case if somebody else had brought it up, but Kim Davis is a such an insufferable cunt they didn’t want to deal with her bullshit.
I just thought my arm looked good.
November 8, 2025 at 5:24 AM
I just thought my arm looked good.
Sometimes I think about bringing this mustache back.
November 7, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Sometimes I think about bringing this mustache back.
Finally made it back to the gym today after taking eight days off. Sometimes your body needs a hard reset.
November 6, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Finally made it back to the gym today after taking eight days off. Sometimes your body needs a hard reset.
I don’t even care if it makes sense. They need to get the whole gang back together. Rick, Evie, Jonathan, Anck-su-namun, and of course…
November 5, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I don’t even care if it makes sense. They need to get the whole gang back together. Rick, Evie, Jonathan, Anck-su-namun, and of course…
I just got carded at Binny’s. I couldn’t even tell you the last time that happened.
November 5, 2025 at 7:29 PM
I just got carded at Binny’s. I couldn’t even tell you the last time that happened.
So what you’re saying is we need a sequel trilogy.
November 5, 2025 at 5:38 PM
So what you’re saying is we need a sequel trilogy.
Constellation Orion and Super Beaver Moon brought to you by iPhone 12 (refurbished).
November 5, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Constellation Orion and Super Beaver Moon brought to you by iPhone 12 (refurbished).
Google is cooked.
(I promise there was a reason for this search 😅)
(I promise there was a reason for this search 😅)
November 4, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Google is cooked.
(I promise there was a reason for this search 😅)
(I promise there was a reason for this search 😅)
Good to be back, even if it’s just for a couple days.
October 30, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Good to be back, even if it’s just for a couple days.
One day we will be done cutting the grass. But that is not this day.
October 28, 2025 at 10:23 PM
One day we will be done cutting the grass. But that is not this day.
You sure about that?
October 25, 2025 at 5:59 AM
You sure about that?
For Halloween I’m dressing up as a Midwesterner.
October 25, 2025 at 5:47 AM
For Halloween I’m dressing up as a Midwesterner.
I’m sorry, what is this prize? American Airlines travel miles? I’ve never even been on a plane.
October 25, 2025 at 4:08 AM
I’m sorry, what is this prize? American Airlines travel miles? I’ve never even been on a plane.