Uncle Roger
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Uncle Roger
@rojohen.bsky.social
· Nov 22
BIG CROCHET POST
I taught myself how to crochet 2.5 years ago. Here's a bunch of stuff I've made.
#crochet #yarn #artsandcrafts 🧶
I taught myself how to crochet 2.5 years ago. Here's a bunch of stuff I've made.
#crochet #yarn #artsandcrafts 🧶
You should stop talking until you get better at it.
November 17, 2025 at 6:49 AM
You should stop talking until you get better at it.
In the four days since this post, I have completely lost my mind, and if I don’t get a haircut soon, I will die.
I have pushed through the initial hair growing phase where I desperately want to clipper the sides and back. That’s the hardest part for me.
November 17, 2025 at 5:23 AM
In the four days since this post, I have completely lost my mind, and if I don’t get a haircut soon, I will die.
I’m really only happy when I’m with my friends, so moving away from every single one of them was certainly a choice.
November 17, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I’m really only happy when I’m with my friends, so moving away from every single one of them was certainly a choice.
All I really want is a Zelda/Animal Crossing/Pokemon crossover game where Link has to 1) catch ‘em all, so he can 2) bring them back to his little village, and 3) save the kingdom.
Why is this so hard?
Why is this so hard?
November 17, 2025 at 12:07 AM
All I really want is a Zelda/Animal Crossing/Pokemon crossover game where Link has to 1) catch ‘em all, so he can 2) bring them back to his little village, and 3) save the kingdom.
Why is this so hard?
Why is this so hard?
Why is a runny yolk the best thing in the world, but a runny egg white is the worst thing you could ever experience?
November 16, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Why is a runny yolk the best thing in the world, but a runny egg white is the worst thing you could ever experience?
You can tell how much a product is being marketed to Millennials based on the number of cast members from The Office they put in the commercials.
November 16, 2025 at 7:08 PM
You can tell how much a product is being marketed to Millennials based on the number of cast members from The Office they put in the commercials.
This standing shoulder press has become my new favorite shoulder exercise. Unfortunately, there is no good place to set up my phone, so you’re forced to get this toddler’s eye view of whatever I’m doing.
November 16, 2025 at 6:38 AM
This standing shoulder press has become my new favorite shoulder exercise. Unfortunately, there is no good place to set up my phone, so you’re forced to get this toddler’s eye view of whatever I’m doing.
It bothers me that I have 20 years of bartending experience in my brain but am not currently bartending anywhere.
November 16, 2025 at 2:18 AM
It bothers me that I have 20 years of bartending experience in my brain but am not currently bartending anywhere.
Don’t skip Pants Day.
November 14, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Don’t skip Pants Day.
I actually did have “Donald Trump gave Bill Clinton a blowjob on Epstein Island” on my 2025 Bingo card. I’m very good at Bingo.
November 14, 2025 at 10:09 PM
I actually did have “Donald Trump gave Bill Clinton a blowjob on Epstein Island” on my 2025 Bingo card. I’m very good at Bingo.
I’m really upset by everything I’ve learned today.
this is a major blow from trump
November 14, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I’m really upset by everything I’ve learned today.
I would be more inclined to use the stair stepper machine if it was taller/had more stairs. I always feel like I’m trying to outrun a collapsing road before I fall to my doom.
November 14, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I would be more inclined to use the stair stepper machine if it was taller/had more stairs. I always feel like I’m trying to outrun a collapsing road before I fall to my doom.
I didn’t miss it. I just refrained from posting about it because I have nothing nice to say.
Did we all just miss that Sen. Fetterman was hospitalized after a fall caused by a heart-rhythm issue? Thoughts and prayers or whatever, but this isn’t sustainable. He’s not mentally, physically, or independently well enough to stay in office.
November 14, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I didn’t miss it. I just refrained from posting about it because I have nothing nice to say.
I’m in the mood to blow some money.
November 14, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I’m in the mood to blow some money.
I got 2 lbs of ground beef, and I don’t know what to do with it.
November 14, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I got 2 lbs of ground beef, and I don’t know what to do with it.
When you fill up on spaghetti before heading to the gym.
November 13, 2025 at 9:48 PM
When you fill up on spaghetti before heading to the gym.
I can smell Burger King on the wind.
November 13, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I can smell Burger King on the wind.
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Vine reboot called diVine has been launched 📱
• Funded by Jack Dorsey
• Includes over 100K videos from Vine's archive
• Users can upload 6-second videos
• AI-generated content is not allowed
• Funded by Jack Dorsey
• Includes over 100K videos from Vine's archive
• Users can upload 6-second videos
• AI-generated content is not allowed
November 13, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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I’ve decided to become more impressive.
November 13, 2025 at 4:03 PM
I’ve decided to become more impressive.
Me: “They’re making a new Mummy movie. Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weiss are both coming back for it.”
Dad: “I thought Brendan Fraser was a whale now.”
Dad: “I thought Brendan Fraser was a whale now.”
November 13, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Me: “They’re making a new Mummy movie. Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weiss are both coming back for it.”
Dad: “I thought Brendan Fraser was a whale now.”
Dad: “I thought Brendan Fraser was a whale now.”
Casino Royale a reboot. Or was I meant to believe that Daniel Craig was a continuation of Pierce Bronson? (Because never once did that cross my mind). Daniel Craig told a complete story from beginning to end. You want more Bond? Start a new story. This isn’t hard.
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 13, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Casino Royale a reboot. Or was I meant to believe that Daniel Craig was a continuation of Pierce Bronson? (Because never once did that cross my mind). Daniel Craig told a complete story from beginning to end. You want more Bond? Start a new story. This isn’t hard.