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🎵 Suckin' on a chili dog
Outside the Tastee-Freez
I am no longer welcome
Inside the Tastee-Freez
Largely do to my untoward
Handling of chili dogs 🎵
Outside the Tastee-Freez
I am no longer welcome
Inside the Tastee-Freez
Largely do to my untoward
Handling of chili dogs 🎵
February 16, 2026 at 2:01 AM
🎵 Suckin' on a chili dog
Outside the Tastee-Freez
I am no longer welcome
Inside the Tastee-Freez
Largely do to my untoward
Handling of chili dogs 🎵
Outside the Tastee-Freez
I am no longer welcome
Inside the Tastee-Freez
Largely do to my untoward
Handling of chili dogs 🎵
And that's not even getting into her relationship with Brock Samson
February 15, 2026 at 5:53 AM
And that's not even getting into her relationship with Brock Samson
Being cynical about Valentine's Day is wack loser shit. I'm cynical about *every* holiday. I will not be peer pressured by the calendar
February 15, 2026 at 5:15 AM
Being cynical about Valentine's Day is wack loser shit. I'm cynical about *every* holiday. I will not be peer pressured by the calendar
Laning earlygame Deadlock with my favorite goat homie:
February 15, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Laning earlygame Deadlock with my favorite goat homie:
"Waxing gibbous" sounds like a shitty species of bird. It shouldn't be a space thing. The moon is stupid
February 14, 2026 at 5:45 AM
"Waxing gibbous" sounds like a shitty species of bird. It shouldn't be a space thing. The moon is stupid
The bar is playing '90s WCW on the TV and now me and the boys are debating what pro wrestling finishing move would be the most viable in a real fight. My buddy says Sweet Chin Music and I'm having a hard time arguing against it. Kicking a man in the mouth is an effective strat
February 14, 2026 at 5:20 AM
The bar is playing '90s WCW on the TV and now me and the boys are debating what pro wrestling finishing move would be the most viable in a real fight. My buddy says Sweet Chin Music and I'm having a hard time arguing against it. Kicking a man in the mouth is an effective strat
I hate generative AI as much as the next normal person, but I do have to admit that I love that our collective measure of its progress is its ability to portray Will Smith eating spaghetti
February 14, 2026 at 3:48 AM
I hate generative AI as much as the next normal person, but I do have to admit that I love that our collective measure of its progress is its ability to portray Will Smith eating spaghetti
*takes long drag off cigarette* "You know what? Fuck Charles Xavier..."
February 14, 2026 at 3:35 AM
*takes long drag off cigarette* "You know what? Fuck Charles Xavier..."
Millennials are all broke because we can't stop eating Avogadro toast. Do you have any idea how expensive six-hundred and two sextillion slices of bread is?
February 14, 2026 at 1:25 AM
Millennials are all broke because we can't stop eating Avogadro toast. Do you have any idea how expensive six-hundred and two sextillion slices of bread is?
Jeopardy is way too intense of a name for a trivia game show. I don't think any of these people are in any kind of imminent danger. Unless there's some dark Ken Jennings lore I'm not familiar with...
February 14, 2026 at 12:25 AM
Jeopardy is way too intense of a name for a trivia game show. I don't think any of these people are in any kind of imminent danger. Unless there's some dark Ken Jennings lore I'm not familiar with...
Just found out the K in CMYK stands for "key plate"
I honestly thought it was "blacK"
I honestly thought it was "blacK"
February 14, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Just found out the K in CMYK stands for "key plate"
I honestly thought it was "blacK"
I honestly thought it was "blacK"
*watching Olympic skiing*
Dad: "Is this the downhill event?"
Me: "I would assume so. The uphill is a real motherfucker"
Dad: "Is this the downhill event?"
Me: "I would assume so. The uphill is a real motherfucker"
February 13, 2026 at 1:33 AM
*watching Olympic skiing*
Dad: "Is this the downhill event?"
Me: "I would assume so. The uphill is a real motherfucker"
Dad: "Is this the downhill event?"
Me: "I would assume so. The uphill is a real motherfucker"
Everyone has their own personal preferences, but there are some things that people at least shouldn't be surprised about. Oh, Mewgenics has too much poop and religious trauma and crass humor? The Edmund McMillen game? Sure man and that last Mario game went in way too hard with the turtles
February 13, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Everyone has their own personal preferences, but there are some things that people at least shouldn't be surprised about. Oh, Mewgenics has too much poop and religious trauma and crass humor? The Edmund McMillen game? Sure man and that last Mario game went in way too hard with the turtles
I think it's cool that hero shooters and similar types of games have really done a lot to make playing a healer more fun, but I am growing tired of the "their weapon damages enemies but heals teammates" trope. That feels like a cop out
February 12, 2026 at 8:38 PM
I think it's cool that hero shooters and similar types of games have really done a lot to make playing a healer more fun, but I am growing tired of the "their weapon damages enemies but heals teammates" trope. That feels like a cop out
I don't understand people who say, "I can't eat that, it gives me heartburn." Like...no. You just get the heartburn. I have both GERD and also a fondness for purchasing novelty hot sauces from the internet boasting SHU levels with a number of commas that would surprise you...
February 12, 2026 at 8:34 PM
I don't understand people who say, "I can't eat that, it gives me heartburn." Like...no. You just get the heartburn. I have both GERD and also a fondness for purchasing novelty hot sauces from the internet boasting SHU levels with a number of commas that would surprise you...
The easiest way to overcome writer's block is with a frame-perfect input to perform a writer's parry that you can convert into a full meter narrative combo
February 12, 2026 at 7:33 PM
The easiest way to overcome writer's block is with a frame-perfect input to perform a writer's parry that you can convert into a full meter narrative combo
I never watched Dawson's Creek, so James Van Der Beek's most influential acting performance for me was when he portrayed himself in Kesha's music video for the song "Blow" (he kills several bipedal unicorn men with a laser gun)
February 12, 2026 at 7:17 PM
I never watched Dawson's Creek, so James Van Der Beek's most influential acting performance for me was when he portrayed himself in Kesha's music video for the song "Blow" (he kills several bipedal unicorn men with a laser gun)
My trust issues stem from every recipe video that claims "you only need [x] ingredients." All of them lie to you. Just saw one that said all you need is potatoes, starch, and butter. But then one of the steps is "add cheese"?!?! Your deception sickens me
February 12, 2026 at 7:10 PM
My trust issues stem from every recipe video that claims "you only need [x] ingredients." All of them lie to you. Just saw one that said all you need is potatoes, starch, and butter. But then one of the steps is "add cheese"?!?! Your deception sickens me
I'm getting ads for JNCO jeans. Nature is healing
February 12, 2026 at 2:09 AM
I'm getting ads for JNCO jeans. Nature is healing
I finally figured out what right wingers seething over Bad Bunny existing reminds me of
February 11, 2026 at 10:28 PM
I finally figured out what right wingers seething over Bad Bunny existing reminds me of
My favorite sports caster is whoever this tertiary John Wick villain is
February 11, 2026 at 10:13 PM
My favorite sports caster is whoever this tertiary John Wick villain is
Ah yes, everyone's favorite comic book character, Owen Wilson with a mustache. Thank you, advertisement
February 11, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Ah yes, everyone's favorite comic book character, Owen Wilson with a mustache. Thank you, advertisement
Winter Olympics Thought: I don't think I've ever seen an unattractive figure skater
February 11, 2026 at 9:49 PM
Winter Olympics Thought: I don't think I've ever seen an unattractive figure skater
Davenport is an insane city. Smoking a cigarette near work and this random teenager with dreads just stands next to me, lights a blunt, starts screaming an Emmure song in its entirety, asks a random woman on the street for her number, and just bounces. It is...4 in the afternoon
February 11, 2026 at 9:46 PM
Davenport is an insane city. Smoking a cigarette near work and this random teenager with dreads just stands next to me, lights a blunt, starts screaming an Emmure song in its entirety, asks a random woman on the street for her number, and just bounces. It is...4 in the afternoon
Friend: "I forgot what we were talking about. We were on track for something after ISIS but before Go Piss Girl"
February 11, 2026 at 5:02 AM
Friend: "I forgot what we were talking about. We were on track for something after ISIS but before Go Piss Girl"