I also literally just saw the same (or at least a similar) video. But the part that bothered me was when he was making up other porn titles based on Zelda games and one was "Majora's Nips" when "Labia Majora's Mask" was RIGHT FUCKIN' THERE

It would be the only bar with comfortable barstools

Getting turnt* at the club

*Drinking a couple normal beers and having a conversation while I politely ask the DJ to play some 2000s pop punk at a reasonable volume

Cheese and witches. She obviously has good taste. I hope she's thriving

Also I know I can turn that picture into Loss. I just don't know if I *should*

I hate that this actually makes logically consistent sense because it's very dumb and not even in an entertaining way