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"You’re good at posting. I just hate what you post." -A man named Roger
Follow for more tips and tricks on how to not only navigate, but also win at discourse in left wing spaces
November 23, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Follow for more tips and tricks on how to not only navigate, but also win at discourse in left wing spaces
"What if your favorite celebrity is on the Epstein list?"
Bro, I grew up listening to mid-2000s pop punk. They...probably are. Those guys were monsters
Bro, I grew up listening to mid-2000s pop punk. They...probably are. Those guys were monsters
November 23, 2025 at 12:42 AM
"What if your favorite celebrity is on the Epstein list?"
Bro, I grew up listening to mid-2000s pop punk. They...probably are. Those guys were monsters
Bro, I grew up listening to mid-2000s pop punk. They...probably are. Those guys were monsters
Friend: "Hey man, it's the weekend. You wanna hit up the club?"
Me: "Oh, sorry bro. I have to be up tomorrow to, uh, be 37"
Me: "Oh, sorry bro. I have to be up tomorrow to, uh, be 37"
November 22, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Friend: "Hey man, it's the weekend. You wanna hit up the club?"
Me: "Oh, sorry bro. I have to be up tomorrow to, uh, be 37"
Me: "Oh, sorry bro. I have to be up tomorrow to, uh, be 37"
Can't stop thinking about the woman who came into work last Thursday just to pick up a whole fried cheese curd appetizer she called ahead to order so she could sneak it into the new Wicked movie. Queen shit.
November 22, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Can't stop thinking about the woman who came into work last Thursday just to pick up a whole fried cheese curd appetizer she called ahead to order so she could sneak it into the new Wicked movie. Queen shit.
Wow have you guys seen Trump's Truth Social post where he's hanging out with Mamdani?
November 22, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Wow have you guys seen Trump's Truth Social post where he's hanging out with Mamdani?
My running theory is that his brain is so cooked by dementia, repressed blowjob memories, and Big Mac sauce, that he honestly just forgot he's supposed to hate the guy
November 22, 2025 at 7:36 PM
My running theory is that his brain is so cooked by dementia, repressed blowjob memories, and Big Mac sauce, that he honestly just forgot he's supposed to hate the guy
Of course I want the names on the Epstein list exposed just as much as the next person. I just want them to be revealed in the right way (announced by Key and Peele, in the style of the East/West College Bowl sketch)
November 22, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Of course I want the names on the Epstein list exposed just as much as the next person. I just want them to be revealed in the right way (announced by Key and Peele, in the style of the East/West College Bowl sketch)
Happy anniversary to one of the finest pieces of art* I've ever made
*citation needed
*citation needed
November 22, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Happy anniversary to one of the finest pieces of art* I've ever made
*citation needed
*citation needed
[An ancient Roman picking up an issue of Batman]
"What kind of name is 'Six-Hundred Comics?'"
"What kind of name is 'Six-Hundred Comics?'"
November 22, 2025 at 5:38 AM
[An ancient Roman picking up an issue of Batman]
"What kind of name is 'Six-Hundred Comics?'"
"What kind of name is 'Six-Hundred Comics?'"
Me when customers ask me shit like, "So what IS a cheeseburger?"
November 22, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Me when customers ask me shit like, "So what IS a cheeseburger?"
Air fryers are cool because I just punch in a time and temperature based purely on vibes and like...the shit just works
November 21, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Air fryers are cool because I just punch in a time and temperature based purely on vibes and like...the shit just works
I'm pretty sure if you explained Fortnite to Quentin Tarantino, he would kill everyone in the room, and himself. In an order that would surprise you.
November 21, 2025 at 5:38 AM
I'm pretty sure if you explained Fortnite to Quentin Tarantino, he would kill everyone in the room, and himself. In an order that would surprise you.
For some reason, the joke my friends at the bar thought was the funniest tonight was, "What's the difference between The Dukes of Hazzard and NASA? The Dukes' Challenger landed"
November 21, 2025 at 5:00 AM
For some reason, the joke my friends at the bar thought was the funniest tonight was, "What's the difference between The Dukes of Hazzard and NASA? The Dukes' Challenger landed"
My favorite regular question from customers is easily, "So, we can order beers at the bar?"
November 21, 2025 at 12:11 AM
My favorite regular question from customers is easily, "So, we can order beers at the bar?"
🎵 At the thought of you 🎵
November 20, 2025 at 6:11 AM
🎵 At the thought of you 🎵
Celebrating International Men's Day the way it was intended. Slamming Jameson with a woman and a nonbinary person 🫡
November 20, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Celebrating International Men's Day the way it was intended. Slamming Jameson with a woman and a nonbinary person 🫡
Calling people "chopped," asking, "Are we cooked?" Okay, Food Network. Why don't you roll out to some diners, drive-ins, and dives with some bitches?
November 20, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Calling people "chopped," asking, "Are we cooked?" Okay, Food Network. Why don't you roll out to some diners, drive-ins, and dives with some bitches?
Friend: "This place has great drinks. Who's your favorite bartender?"
Me: "Probably Sideshow Bob"
Former Friend: "😕"
Me: "Probably Sideshow Bob"
Former Friend: "😕"
November 20, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Friend: "This place has great drinks. Who's your favorite bartender?"
Me: "Probably Sideshow Bob"
Former Friend: "😕"
Me: "Probably Sideshow Bob"
Former Friend: "😕"
I choose to believe I simply dreamed the Cotton Eye Joe trailer
November 20, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I choose to believe I simply dreamed the Cotton Eye Joe trailer
They Might be Giants? I'm gonna need a concrete answer here. Make a little birdhouse in your ass, you vague fucks
November 19, 2025 at 11:41 PM
They Might be Giants? I'm gonna need a concrete answer here. Make a little birdhouse in your ass, you vague fucks
No, I don't smoke weed. That's why they call me The Workplace Harassment Policy. I have zero tolerance.
November 19, 2025 at 11:22 PM
No, I don't smoke weed. That's why they call me The Workplace Harassment Policy. I have zero tolerance.
The only ICE I respect is Mr. CooL ICE
November 19, 2025 at 10:21 PM
The only ICE I respect is Mr. CooL ICE
Fleetwood Mac fuckin' rips. Musicians gotta go back to railing coke and hate railing each other. Hang on a sec, MCR and The Used are playing a concert together soon...
November 19, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Fleetwood Mac fuckin' rips. Musicians gotta go back to railing coke and hate railing each other. Hang on a sec, MCR and The Used are playing a concert together soon...
Stumbled across a meme in the wild that I'm pretty sure is just @skybilz.bsky.social and @authorblu.es
November 19, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Stumbled across a meme in the wild that I'm pretty sure is just @skybilz.bsky.social and @authorblu.es
Midwest bars are either called "Brewtopia Michelin Star Nanobrewery and Handjob Emporium" (it's fine) or "Ted's Fuck Rack" (it's the best bar you've ever been to) and the exact same amount of cocaine is consumed in their restrooms
November 19, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Midwest bars are either called "Brewtopia Michelin Star Nanobrewery and Handjob Emporium" (it's fine) or "Ted's Fuck Rack" (it's the best bar you've ever been to) and the exact same amount of cocaine is consumed in their restrooms