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"You’re good at posting. I just hate what you post." -A man named Roger
Follow for more tips and tricks on how to not only navigate, but also win at discourse in left wing spaces
November 23, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Follow for more tips and tricks on how to not only navigate, but also win at discourse in left wing spaces
Wow have you guys seen Trump's Truth Social post where he's hanging out with Mamdani?
November 22, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Wow have you guys seen Trump's Truth Social post where he's hanging out with Mamdani?
My running theory is that his brain is so cooked by dementia, repressed blowjob memories, and Big Mac sauce, that he honestly just forgot he's supposed to hate the guy
November 22, 2025 at 7:36 PM
My running theory is that his brain is so cooked by dementia, repressed blowjob memories, and Big Mac sauce, that he honestly just forgot he's supposed to hate the guy
Happy anniversary to one of the finest pieces of art* I've ever made
*citation needed
*citation needed
November 22, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Happy anniversary to one of the finest pieces of art* I've ever made
*citation needed
*citation needed
Me when customers ask me shit like, "So what IS a cheeseburger?"
November 22, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Me when customers ask me shit like, "So what IS a cheeseburger?"
I'm pretty sure if you explained Fortnite to Quentin Tarantino, he would kill everyone in the room, and himself. In an order that would surprise you.
November 21, 2025 at 5:38 AM
I'm pretty sure if you explained Fortnite to Quentin Tarantino, he would kill everyone in the room, and himself. In an order that would surprise you.
My favorite regular question from customers is easily, "So, we can order beers at the bar?"
November 21, 2025 at 12:11 AM
My favorite regular question from customers is easily, "So, we can order beers at the bar?"
🎵 At the thought of you 🎵
November 20, 2025 at 6:11 AM
🎵 At the thought of you 🎵
I choose to believe I simply dreamed the Cotton Eye Joe trailer
November 20, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I choose to believe I simply dreamed the Cotton Eye Joe trailer
The only ICE I respect is Mr. CooL ICE
November 19, 2025 at 10:21 PM
The only ICE I respect is Mr. CooL ICE
Stumbled across a meme in the wild that I'm pretty sure is just @skybilz.bsky.social and @authorblu.es
November 19, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Stumbled across a meme in the wild that I'm pretty sure is just @skybilz.bsky.social and @authorblu.es
Hollywood Update: The live-action Legend of Zelda is now being directed by Vince Gilligan (Gerudo Valley is more sepia toned than you could ever imagine)
November 19, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Hollywood Update: The live-action Legend of Zelda is now being directed by Vince Gilligan (Gerudo Valley is more sepia toned than you could ever imagine)
You scoff at the idea of a live-action Moana remake, but have you considered that Disney has created this thing? How were you gonna live your life without this thing? I feel better knowing I share a world with this shrieking aberration that actively disproves the existence of god
November 18, 2025 at 7:12 PM
You scoff at the idea of a live-action Moana remake, but have you considered that Disney has created this thing? How were you gonna live your life without this thing? I feel better knowing I share a world with this shrieking aberration that actively disproves the existence of god
A bunch of the coolest bosses in Silksong have weirdly numbered names. The First Sinner, The Second Sentinel, and the Fourth Chorus. Though there is the suspicious omission of a "Third" boss. This is a hidden Easter egg referencing Valve, and is the reason the game is on Steam
November 16, 2025 at 12:43 AM
A bunch of the coolest bosses in Silksong have weirdly numbered names. The First Sinner, The Second Sentinel, and the Fourth Chorus. Though there is the suspicious omission of a "Third" boss. This is a hidden Easter egg referencing Valve, and is the reason the game is on Steam
My favorite flavor of historical artifact is "mid-game Dark Souls boss"
You just know this dude's healthbar says some shit like "Anthonius, First Saint of the Imprisoned Mandible"
You just know this dude's healthbar says some shit like "Anthonius, First Saint of the Imprisoned Mandible"
November 13, 2025 at 10:27 PM
My favorite flavor of historical artifact is "mid-game Dark Souls boss"
You just know this dude's healthbar says some shit like "Anthonius, First Saint of the Imprisoned Mandible"
You just know this dude's healthbar says some shit like "Anthonius, First Saint of the Imprisoned Mandible"
Pick a number, 1-45. I'm taking bets on how many days until someone dies at Beast Land
November 13, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Pick a number, 1-45. I'm taking bets on how many days until someone dies at Beast Land
Last year was for the boys
November 13, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Last year was for the boys
It's been a huge year in video games for magic women with a spooky transparent glowing teal arm that stops at a buckle halfway up their bicep
November 13, 2025 at 7:16 PM
It's been a huge year in video games for magic women with a spooky transparent glowing teal arm that stops at a buckle halfway up their bicep
I had no intention of my day off involving Bowser's cum gutters in any way
November 13, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I had no intention of my day off involving Bowser's cum gutters in any way
Writer: "Quick! We need a name for our badass, deadly, Spider-themed female character!"
Everyone:
Everyone:
November 12, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Writer: "Quick! We need a name for our badass, deadly, Spider-themed female character!"
Everyone:
Everyone:
The fact that it was named after the chairman of the life insurance company that owned it feels suspicious
November 11, 2025 at 5:00 AM
The fact that it was named after the chairman of the life insurance company that owned it feels suspicious
I made this years ago and have no earthly idea why
November 11, 2025 at 3:53 AM
I made this years ago and have no earthly idea why
