@genglen.bsky.social
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if you’re a fan of FUN and GAMES check out my new thing: Saturday Night Five, where chat pays me to do things in fives, happening once a month on twitch.tv/libtron
April 15, 2025 at 3:37 PM
if you’re a fan of FUN and GAMES check out my new thing: Saturday Night Five, where chat pays me to do things in fives, happening once a month on twitch.tv/libtron
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GOD: You CAN fly. Just under water
PENGUIN: Fuck you dude, you called that 'swimming' only a few minutes ago.
PENGUIN: Fuck you dude, you called that 'swimming' only a few minutes ago.
April 2, 2025 at 1:19 PM
GOD: You CAN fly. Just under water
PENGUIN: Fuck you dude, you called that 'swimming' only a few minutes ago.
PENGUIN: Fuck you dude, you called that 'swimming' only a few minutes ago.
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Goddammit I think I just heard the Jumanji drums.
March 5, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Goddammit I think I just heard the Jumanji drums.
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Me: I’m not making that mistake again.
Gin: Wrong.
Gin: Wrong.
February 16, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Me: I’m not making that mistake again.
Gin: Wrong.
Gin: Wrong.
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[in football huddle]
Me: Has anyone tried reasoning with them?
Me: Has anyone tried reasoning with them?
February 9, 2025 at 4:53 PM
[in football huddle]
Me: Has anyone tried reasoning with them?
Me: Has anyone tried reasoning with them?
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Dentist: When was the last time you flossed?
Me: I don't pay you to ask personal questions now put your hand in my mouth.
Me: I don't pay you to ask personal questions now put your hand in my mouth.
February 9, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Dentist: When was the last time you flossed?
Me: I don't pay you to ask personal questions now put your hand in my mouth.
Me: I don't pay you to ask personal questions now put your hand in my mouth.
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My sources say the death penalty, for stinking at football, being considered for Patrick Mahomes. I am pro-life and take no pleasure in reporting this.
February 10, 2025 at 1:09 AM
My sources say the death penalty, for stinking at football, being considered for Patrick Mahomes. I am pro-life and take no pleasure in reporting this.
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bad night for pedophiles in general but one in particular
February 10, 2025 at 2:01 AM
bad night for pedophiles in general but one in particular
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I bet you people don't even care which dinosaur is my favorite.
February 4, 2025 at 2:00 PM
I bet you people don't even care which dinosaur is my favorite.
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Government workers when DOGE shows up.
February 4, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Government workers when DOGE shows up.
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ME: *walking with my girlfriend* One thing you don't know about me is my friends call me 'The Postman'
HER: *all cute* Is that because you always deliver?
ME: *suddenly being attacked by a dog* It is not
HER: *all cute* Is that because you always deliver?
ME: *suddenly being attacked by a dog* It is not
January 22, 2025 at 5:04 PM
ME: *walking with my girlfriend* One thing you don't know about me is my friends call me 'The Postman'
HER: *all cute* Is that because you always deliver?
ME: *suddenly being attacked by a dog* It is not
HER: *all cute* Is that because you always deliver?
ME: *suddenly being attacked by a dog* It is not
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Are Geese actually as silly as reported? A 60 Minutes investigation
January 1, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Are Geese actually as silly as reported? A 60 Minutes investigation
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Sometimes you just have to take a chip clip from a low priority bag and put it on a high priority bag, it’s not personal or anything
December 14, 2024 at 6:41 PM
Sometimes you just have to take a chip clip from a low priority bag and put it on a high priority bag, it’s not personal or anything
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why it called amtrak when actually am train
December 6, 2024 at 11:43 AM
why it called amtrak when actually am train
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Dad: You can count cards?! I'm going to be rich!
[Casino]
Me: *Whispering* there are 52 cards
[Casino]
Me: *Whispering* there are 52 cards
November 27, 2024 at 2:22 PM
Dad: You can count cards?! I'm going to be rich!
[Casino]
Me: *Whispering* there are 52 cards
[Casino]
Me: *Whispering* there are 52 cards
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most cutting thing you can say is "who's this clown?" because it implies they're a) a clown & b) not even one of the better-known clowns
April 27, 2023 at 7:19 PM
most cutting thing you can say is "who's this clown?" because it implies they're a) a clown & b) not even one of the better-known clowns
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Create your own version of Jumanji by getting blackout drunk and having your friends throw you into the zoo.
November 24, 2024 at 1:04 PM
Create your own version of Jumanji by getting blackout drunk and having your friends throw you into the zoo.
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Some days you're the pinball wizard and some days you're the silver ball.
November 23, 2024 at 2:46 PM
Some days you're the pinball wizard and some days you're the silver ball.
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made a bunch of brussels sprouts and stunk up the house and everyones mad at me. i havent even started farting yet. watch me work
November 23, 2024 at 2:41 AM
made a bunch of brussels sprouts and stunk up the house and everyones mad at me. i havent even started farting yet. watch me work
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don't say father john misty to me
November 23, 2024 at 3:11 AM
don't say father john misty to me
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getting arrested at disneyland and explaining to the judge that i do feel remorse but that i still think it was a good instinct to immediately RKO jafar from aladdin as soon as i saw him. guy tried to murder aladdin
November 23, 2024 at 3:22 AM
getting arrested at disneyland and explaining to the judge that i do feel remorse but that i still think it was a good instinct to immediately RKO jafar from aladdin as soon as i saw him. guy tried to murder aladdin