I have had just an unbelievably terrible week. Did you know the phrase “Goodbye” is short for “God be with you”? That’s basically what I am dealing with. To say that things are bad would be a huge understatement.
November 12, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I have had just an unbelievably terrible week. Did you know the phrase “Goodbye” is short for “God be with you”? That’s basically what I am dealing with. To say that things are bad would be a huge understatement.
I used to be on this reality television show and often times, it would be at a restaurant. But the thing is you’re told not to eat (stupid). But after they stop filming, the crew just dives in out of nowhere and takes the plates. It kinda sucked lol. I should have just eaten as much as possible lol
November 12, 2025 at 4:06 PM
I used to be on this reality television show and often times, it would be at a restaurant. But the thing is you’re told not to eat (stupid). But after they stop filming, the crew just dives in out of nowhere and takes the plates. It kinda sucked lol. I should have just eaten as much as possible lol
There is this strange phenomenon, mostly in NYC, where people are eating bugs. I actually tried them before (crickets fwiw).
They are an excellent source of protein and are wildly sustainable.
I’m not going to lie, I would recommend it.
Don’t knock it until you try it.
They are an excellent source of protein and are wildly sustainable.
I’m not going to lie, I would recommend it.
Don’t knock it until you try it.
November 12, 2025 at 3:35 PM
There is this strange phenomenon, mostly in NYC, where people are eating bugs. I actually tried them before (crickets fwiw).
They are an excellent source of protein and are wildly sustainable.
I’m not going to lie, I would recommend it.
Don’t knock it until you try it.
They are an excellent source of protein and are wildly sustainable.
I’m not going to lie, I would recommend it.
Don’t knock it until you try it.
I absolutely hated my English teacher in high school. I handed him a poetry paper.
He goes, “Douglass, I need to speak with you after class”.
“This is the worst thing I have ever read”
And I say, read it backwards
I went from a C- to an A+.
I wrote a poem in reverse.
He goes, “Douglass, I need to speak with you after class”.
“This is the worst thing I have ever read”
And I say, read it backwards
I went from a C- to an A+.
I wrote a poem in reverse.
November 11, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I absolutely hated my English teacher in high school. I handed him a poetry paper.
He goes, “Douglass, I need to speak with you after class”.
“This is the worst thing I have ever read”
And I say, read it backwards
I went from a C- to an A+.
I wrote a poem in reverse.
He goes, “Douglass, I need to speak with you after class”.
“This is the worst thing I have ever read”
And I say, read it backwards
I went from a C- to an A+.
I wrote a poem in reverse.
I lived in Paris for a spell when I was a child. They had these banana/Nutella crepes that were so amazing. I couldn’t believe it. I have tried to hunt them down since then. I can’t find anything close
November 11, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I lived in Paris for a spell when I was a child. They had these banana/Nutella crepes that were so amazing. I couldn’t believe it. I have tried to hunt them down since then. I can’t find anything close
I live in Providence, RI and it is certainly a curious place. The Talking Heads and HP Lovecraft is from here. Edgar Allen Poe spent a large amount of time here. This city is absurd because half of it is a cemetery. I’m not joking.
November 11, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I live in Providence, RI and it is certainly a curious place. The Talking Heads and HP Lovecraft is from here. Edgar Allen Poe spent a large amount of time here. This city is absurd because half of it is a cemetery. I’m not joking.
I have this sort of ‘gift’ where I am just an absolute beast of a human. Like I am 6’3” 250. People do not fuck with me.
I am not necessarily a pacifist, but anytime I show up, everyone gets strait.
I am not necessarily a pacifist, but anytime I show up, everyone gets strait.
November 11, 2025 at 4:01 AM
I have this sort of ‘gift’ where I am just an absolute beast of a human. Like I am 6’3” 250. People do not fuck with me.
I am not necessarily a pacifist, but anytime I show up, everyone gets strait.
I am not necessarily a pacifist, but anytime I show up, everyone gets strait.
There is this insane band who goes by the term MGMT. they are 2 guys. And they fuck hardcore. And didn’t expect this this at all. My buddy Leslie was their manager at Williams.
MGMT went hard af. I could not believe it. You still see it to this to this day. Unreal stuff.
MGMT went hard af. I could not believe it. You still see it to this to this day. Unreal stuff.
November 11, 2025 at 12:50 AM
There is this insane band who goes by the term MGMT. they are 2 guys. And they fuck hardcore. And didn’t expect this this at all. My buddy Leslie was their manager at Williams.
MGMT went hard af. I could not believe it. You still see it to this to this day. Unreal stuff.
MGMT went hard af. I could not believe it. You still see it to this to this day. Unreal stuff.
I always found Duck Tales to be insane because if you ever swan dived into a pit of gold coins, you would absolutely die instantly. Like what was the thought process there??
November 10, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I always found Duck Tales to be insane because if you ever swan dived into a pit of gold coins, you would absolutely die instantly. Like what was the thought process there??
Man I have had a heckuva day today. Arg. Both good and bad.
I have had a week in a day. Gahhhh!!!
I have had a week in a day. Gahhhh!!!
November 10, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Man I have had a heckuva day today. Arg. Both good and bad.
I have had a week in a day. Gahhhh!!!
I have had a week in a day. Gahhhh!!!
I have this really weird ability, and it sounds crazy, but I can, this sounds absurd, but just hear me out. I have this strange ability to speak with people through music.
I know that sounds stupid and weird. But it’s true. And the people who can do that know exactly what I mean.
I know that sounds stupid and weird. But it’s true. And the people who can do that know exactly what I mean.
November 10, 2025 at 2:52 AM
I have this really weird ability, and it sounds crazy, but I can, this sounds absurd, but just hear me out. I have this strange ability to speak with people through music.
I know that sounds stupid and weird. But it’s true. And the people who can do that know exactly what I mean.
I know that sounds stupid and weird. But it’s true. And the people who can do that know exactly what I mean.
It’s sort of weird because I’m a huge human, nobody really wants to screw around with me. Like if someone starts up, I show up and they leave. And that’s great from my perspective. I don’t want to fight ever. It’s like great if the fight is won before it’s fought. Some Sun Tzu capital.
November 10, 2025 at 12:59 AM
It’s sort of weird because I’m a huge human, nobody really wants to screw around with me. Like if someone starts up, I show up and they leave. And that’s great from my perspective. I don’t want to fight ever. It’s like great if the fight is won before it’s fought. Some Sun Tzu capital.
Growing up in Lake Forest, IL, one thing thing that was surreal was the sunken dining rooms. The houses were all built around the 1960’s. And everyone were all swingers.
So you know how that goes.
My parents immediately filled that thing in as soon as we bought the place
No time for that nonsense
So you know how that goes.
My parents immediately filled that thing in as soon as we bought the place
No time for that nonsense
November 10, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Growing up in Lake Forest, IL, one thing thing that was surreal was the sunken dining rooms. The houses were all built around the 1960’s. And everyone were all swingers.
So you know how that goes.
My parents immediately filled that thing in as soon as we bought the place
No time for that nonsense
So you know how that goes.
My parents immediately filled that thing in as soon as we bought the place
No time for that nonsense
I don’t like *get* YouTubers because they constantly brag, I’m worth a bazillion dollars and then they give money to each other.
Like, hi. Is anyone home? Maybe you could donate this to people who actually need it(?) idk who am I to know?
Like, hi. Is anyone home? Maybe you could donate this to people who actually need it(?) idk who am I to know?
November 10, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I don’t like *get* YouTubers because they constantly brag, I’m worth a bazillion dollars and then they give money to each other.
Like, hi. Is anyone home? Maybe you could donate this to people who actually need it(?) idk who am I to know?
Like, hi. Is anyone home? Maybe you could donate this to people who actually need it(?) idk who am I to know?
I used to live in Lake Forest, IL, which is where Halas Hall is and all the Chicago bears live there.
The bears used to sleep in their garages the night before the game so they could get their bodies ready for the cold weather
The bears used to sleep in their garages the night before the game so they could get their bodies ready for the cold weather
November 9, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I used to live in Lake Forest, IL, which is where Halas Hall is and all the Chicago bears live there.
The bears used to sleep in their garages the night before the game so they could get their bodies ready for the cold weather
The bears used to sleep in their garages the night before the game so they could get their bodies ready for the cold weather
I have this app on my phone from the Cornell University Lab of Ornithology where you can record bird noises and they use it to track migration patterns.
Which is like p cool in the summer, but it’s completely useless in the winter when they all go south lol. There are just no birds around lol
Which is like p cool in the summer, but it’s completely useless in the winter when they all go south lol. There are just no birds around lol
November 9, 2025 at 4:25 PM
I have this app on my phone from the Cornell University Lab of Ornithology where you can record bird noises and they use it to track migration patterns.
Which is like p cool in the summer, but it’s completely useless in the winter when they all go south lol. There are just no birds around lol
Which is like p cool in the summer, but it’s completely useless in the winter when they all go south lol. There are just no birds around lol
I don’t understand 2 Chainz because he seems like a really cool guy but he also wears way more than 2 chains at any given time. It’s confusing to me lol.
November 8, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I don’t understand 2 Chainz because he seems like a really cool guy but he also wears way more than 2 chains at any given time. It’s confusing to me lol.
Sometimes I wish I was attractive but then I remember that would involve me having to go to the gym and watching what I eat, so nuts to that
November 8, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Sometimes I wish I was attractive but then I remember that would involve me having to go to the gym and watching what I eat, so nuts to that
Walter Payton, who is famously a HOF RB for the Chicago Bears, was weirdly an excellent thrower. Dude had something like 8 passing TDs over his career. You wouldn’t expect that, but it’s true.
November 7, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Walter Payton, who is famously a HOF RB for the Chicago Bears, was weirdly an excellent thrower. Dude had something like 8 passing TDs over his career. You wouldn’t expect that, but it’s true.
I just read a conspiracy theory that is blowing my mind.
Tom Brady experimentally cloned his DNA 23 years ago in North Carolina. This is from the horse’s mouth
Drake Maye (NE QB) is 23 years old out of North Carolina.
Whaaaaaaaat?
Tom Brady experimentally cloned his DNA 23 years ago in North Carolina. This is from the horse’s mouth
Drake Maye (NE QB) is 23 years old out of North Carolina.
Whaaaaaaaat?
November 7, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I just read a conspiracy theory that is blowing my mind.
Tom Brady experimentally cloned his DNA 23 years ago in North Carolina. This is from the horse’s mouth
Drake Maye (NE QB) is 23 years old out of North Carolina.
Whaaaaaaaat?
Tom Brady experimentally cloned his DNA 23 years ago in North Carolina. This is from the horse’s mouth
Drake Maye (NE QB) is 23 years old out of North Carolina.
Whaaaaaaaat?
One thing that is kind of cool about Florida is that, because it is incredibly flat, you can watch the rockets fly from Cape Canaveral across the state. You just go outside and be like, “oh there go the astronauts!”
It’s sort of rad
It’s sort of rad
November 6, 2025 at 10:39 PM
One thing that is kind of cool about Florida is that, because it is incredibly flat, you can watch the rockets fly from Cape Canaveral across the state. You just go outside and be like, “oh there go the astronauts!”
It’s sort of rad
It’s sort of rad
I lived in Florida for a quick spell, it was the Tampa Bay area, and that was rather calm compared to like the Orlando or inland regions. And that was still just constant insanity.
I literally don’t know how anyone can live there. It’s straight madness 24/7. Just constant insanity.
I literally don’t know how anyone can live there. It’s straight madness 24/7. Just constant insanity.
November 6, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I lived in Florida for a quick spell, it was the Tampa Bay area, and that was rather calm compared to like the Orlando or inland regions. And that was still just constant insanity.
I literally don’t know how anyone can live there. It’s straight madness 24/7. Just constant insanity.
I literally don’t know how anyone can live there. It’s straight madness 24/7. Just constant insanity.
Florida: a gigantic state packed full of the most ridiculous humans on earth. How did they all find each other? It’s mindblowing.
What exactly happened there where this could be the case? Anthropologists need to get on this.
What exactly happened there where this could be the case? Anthropologists need to get on this.
November 6, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Florida: a gigantic state packed full of the most ridiculous humans on earth. How did they all find each other? It’s mindblowing.
What exactly happened there where this could be the case? Anthropologists need to get on this.
What exactly happened there where this could be the case? Anthropologists need to get on this.
Children are hilarious because they can just fall out of tree and go play baseball. If I fell out of a tree, I’d have to divulge my Trust & Will attorney’s name
November 6, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Children are hilarious because they can just fall out of tree and go play baseball. If I fell out of a tree, I’d have to divulge my Trust & Will attorney’s name
I always played Fender guitars growing up and this one time in college, this kid had a Les Paul and man, that thing played like a ring. I can’t really describe how fresh the sound was, suffice to say, it was just. Idk. It was like drinking clear water aside from tap.
I couldn’t believe it
I couldn’t believe it
November 5, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I always played Fender guitars growing up and this one time in college, this kid had a Les Paul and man, that thing played like a ring. I can’t really describe how fresh the sound was, suffice to say, it was just. Idk. It was like drinking clear water aside from tap.
I couldn’t believe it
I couldn’t believe it