There is this really crazy thing billionaires and so forth do which is, on New Year’s Eve, you start at some island in the pacific which is the first place to celebrate New Year’s
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December 31, 2025 at 7:37 PM
There is this really crazy thing billionaires and so forth do which is, on New Year’s Eve, you start at some island in the pacific which is the first place to celebrate New Year’s
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Well, today is the final day for MTV
I used to watch this station like a religion
Shame how it went out
RIP
In the words of Butthead, “This sucks”
I used to watch this station like a religion
Shame how it went out
RIP
In the words of Butthead, “This sucks”
December 31, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Well, today is the final day for MTV
I used to watch this station like a religion
Shame how it went out
RIP
In the words of Butthead, “This sucks”
I used to watch this station like a religion
Shame how it went out
RIP
In the words of Butthead, “This sucks”
Did you know The Big Island of Hawaii is technically the largest mountain on Earth?
True story
Because it starts at the bottom of the Pacific Ocean and is still going
Rock [fever] on, Hawaii
True story
Because it starts at the bottom of the Pacific Ocean and is still going
Rock [fever] on, Hawaii
December 31, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Did you know The Big Island of Hawaii is technically the largest mountain on Earth?
True story
Because it starts at the bottom of the Pacific Ocean and is still going
Rock [fever] on, Hawaii
True story
Because it starts at the bottom of the Pacific Ocean and is still going
Rock [fever] on, Hawaii
Dude the ocean totally freaks me out. Ships will be going from point A to point B and they know the general approach of the tides. But there is this thing called a Rogue Wave that comes completely out of nowhere, is extremely unpredictable, and can capsize the largest boat.
December 29, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Dude the ocean totally freaks me out. Ships will be going from point A to point B and they know the general approach of the tides. But there is this thing called a Rogue Wave that comes completely out of nowhere, is extremely unpredictable, and can capsize the largest boat.
Because I have the humor of a 10 year old:
Toilet-maker and businessman Thomas Crapper (from which the term, ‘take a crap’ comes from), famously invented ‘The Floating Ballcock’, which revolutionized plumbing
Toilet-maker and businessman Thomas Crapper (from which the term, ‘take a crap’ comes from), famously invented ‘The Floating Ballcock’, which revolutionized plumbing
December 28, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Because I have the humor of a 10 year old:
Toilet-maker and businessman Thomas Crapper (from which the term, ‘take a crap’ comes from), famously invented ‘The Floating Ballcock’, which revolutionized plumbing
Toilet-maker and businessman Thomas Crapper (from which the term, ‘take a crap’ comes from), famously invented ‘The Floating Ballcock’, which revolutionized plumbing
So apparently Snoop Dogg has his own college football bowl game
And you know what good for him. Maybe he will hit it big and be famous one day
And you know what good for him. Maybe he will hit it big and be famous one day
December 27, 2025 at 10:09 PM
So apparently Snoop Dogg has his own college football bowl game
And you know what good for him. Maybe he will hit it big and be famous one day
And you know what good for him. Maybe he will hit it big and be famous one day
Halloween is a Christmas movie
December 26, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Halloween is a Christmas movie
I can’t even remember the last time I did hard drugs.
Which means they were probably pretty good.
Which means they were probably pretty good.
December 26, 2025 at 4:27 AM
I can’t even remember the last time I did hard drugs.
Which means they were probably pretty good.
Which means they were probably pretty good.
Because nobody cares anymore:
‘The Beatles’ was a pretty cringe band name
‘The Beatles’ was a pretty cringe band name
December 26, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Because nobody cares anymore:
‘The Beatles’ was a pretty cringe band name
‘The Beatles’ was a pretty cringe band name
Because nobody cares anymore:
I bet COVID did a number on those membership swingers clubs
I bet COVID did a number on those membership swingers clubs
December 26, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Because nobody cares anymore:
I bet COVID did a number on those membership swingers clubs
I bet COVID did a number on those membership swingers clubs
When I was a kid, my family once sent out a Xmas card to everyone where one of my dogs at the time had a raging red rocket and nobody saw it because I mean who looks at a dog’s dick in an Xmas photo?
It’s absolutely hilarious. I’d post it but yanno, prob not a good move lol
Merry Xmas!!
It’s absolutely hilarious. I’d post it but yanno, prob not a good move lol
Merry Xmas!!
December 26, 2025 at 3:39 AM
When I was a kid, my family once sent out a Xmas card to everyone where one of my dogs at the time had a raging red rocket and nobody saw it because I mean who looks at a dog’s dick in an Xmas photo?
It’s absolutely hilarious. I’d post it but yanno, prob not a good move lol
Merry Xmas!!
It’s absolutely hilarious. I’d post it but yanno, prob not a good move lol
Merry Xmas!!
Dude just out of curiosity, what’s going on with hockey? Like it’s a pretty straightforward sport but randomly the players will just beat the everloving shit out of each other completely out of nowhere? Alright.
December 24, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Dude just out of curiosity, what’s going on with hockey? Like it’s a pretty straightforward sport but randomly the players will just beat the everloving shit out of each other completely out of nowhere? Alright.
Dude I am super annoyed right now. David Chang has this bakery called Milk Bar and I ordered 2 Crack Pies (at $50 a pop, mind you), they were supposed to be delivered yesterday, then I get an email saying they are being delivered today. THEN I get an email saying they will be delivered tomorrow.
December 23, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Dude I am super annoyed right now. David Chang has this bakery called Milk Bar and I ordered 2 Crack Pies (at $50 a pop, mind you), they were supposed to be delivered yesterday, then I get an email saying they are being delivered today. THEN I get an email saying they will be delivered tomorrow.
Dude I once read this article about how Stevie Ray Vaughan and Eric Clapton (maybe?) would just do cocaine and play guitar all night until the callouses on their fingers fell off.
December 21, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Dude I once read this article about how Stevie Ray Vaughan and Eric Clapton (maybe?) would just do cocaine and play guitar all night until the callouses on their fingers fell off.
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santa using chatgpt to make the nice and naughty lists
December 21, 2025 at 5:42 PM
santa using chatgpt to make the nice and naughty lists
🚨*impressionist painter joke incoming* 🚨
I kind of get the impression that Monet and Manet hated each other
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I kind of get the impression that Monet and Manet hated each other
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December 21, 2025 at 5:49 AM
🚨*impressionist painter joke incoming* 🚨
I kind of get the impression that Monet and Manet hated each other
🥁🥁💿
I kind of get the impression that Monet and Manet hated each other
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I strained my shoulder muscle because I was petting my dog too much (my actual dog, get your minds out of the gutter lol)
But, overall, a fair trade.
But, overall, a fair trade.
December 19, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I strained my shoulder muscle because I was petting my dog too much (my actual dog, get your minds out of the gutter lol)
But, overall, a fair trade.
But, overall, a fair trade.
This dude is largely considered the greatest mountaineer of all time. Idk, seems pretty rad:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reinhol...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reinhol...
Reinhold Messner - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
December 19, 2025 at 4:48 AM
This dude is largely considered the greatest mountaineer of all time. Idk, seems pretty rad:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reinhol...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reinhol...
So, because I’m really stupid and stoned I browsed Amazon’s costume collection and wow.
Just wow.
It is mental whiplash.
Just wow.
It is mental whiplash.
December 19, 2025 at 2:51 AM
So, because I’m really stupid and stoned I browsed Amazon’s costume collection and wow.
Just wow.
It is mental whiplash.
Just wow.
It is mental whiplash.
Did you know that Leonardo DiCaprio has this sort of unofficial “rule” that he will never do remakes or sequels?
Every movie he makes is the first of its kind. And that’s actually kind of cool.
Every movie he makes is the first of its kind. And that’s actually kind of cool.
December 19, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Did you know that Leonardo DiCaprio has this sort of unofficial “rule” that he will never do remakes or sequels?
Every movie he makes is the first of its kind. And that’s actually kind of cool.
Every movie he makes is the first of its kind. And that’s actually kind of cool.
Dude one of the weirdest things to me is that there were only 15 episodes of Mr. Bean. That’s it. 15 in total.
I could have sworn that show was on for like 10 years.
I could have sworn that show was on for like 10 years.
December 18, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Dude one of the weirdest things to me is that there were only 15 episodes of Mr. Bean. That’s it. 15 in total.
I could have sworn that show was on for like 10 years.
I could have sworn that show was on for like 10 years.
I want to see a battle between Preparation H and Plan B to see who wins the battle of the alphabet.
December 18, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I want to see a battle between Preparation H and Plan B to see who wins the battle of the alphabet.
If I have any piece of advice it’s: never let a good deviled egg half go uneaten.
Unless, I guess if you’re allergic then definitely let it go uneaten.
I’m pretty bad at advice as it turns out.
Unless, I guess if you’re allergic then definitely let it go uneaten.
I’m pretty bad at advice as it turns out.
December 17, 2025 at 5:26 AM
If I have any piece of advice it’s: never let a good deviled egg half go uneaten.
Unless, I guess if you’re allergic then definitely let it go uneaten.
I’m pretty bad at advice as it turns out.
Unless, I guess if you’re allergic then definitely let it go uneaten.
I’m pretty bad at advice as it turns out.
I never really understood how absolutely unhinged Eminem’s early music videos were. Goodness gracious
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youtu.be/YVkUvmDQ3HY?...
Eminem - Without Me (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by EminemVEVO
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December 17, 2025 at 5:05 AM
I never really understood how absolutely unhinged Eminem’s early music videos were. Goodness gracious
youtu.be/YVkUvmDQ3HY?...
youtu.be/YVkUvmDQ3HY?...
Apparently the first time Norm MacDonald met Chris Farley, and this is from the horse’s mouth, Farley runs into Norm’s hotel room completely naked, does ‘an impression of a salad’, pours salad dressing on his head and sticks baby tomatoes up his ass.
Classic.
Classic.
December 16, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Apparently the first time Norm MacDonald met Chris Farley, and this is from the horse’s mouth, Farley runs into Norm’s hotel room completely naked, does ‘an impression of a salad’, pours salad dressing on his head and sticks baby tomatoes up his ass.
Classic.
Classic.