I just learned that the “6 7” reference to anything confusing or nonsense that the kids are all saying is actually a reference to Shakespeare’s Richard II play. Kinda rad actually.
November 23, 2025 at 2:24 AM
I just learned that the “6 7” reference to anything confusing or nonsense that the kids are all saying is actually a reference to Shakespeare’s Richard II play. Kinda rad actually.
I have these early access seats to Weird Al and he is a bucket list show for me but here’s the thing. I have heard his tickets are absurdly expensive. And I checked the seating chart. Cheapest nosebleeds are $90(!!)
I would have to pay at least $150 for a decent seat
I need help. What should I do?
I would have to pay at least $150 for a decent seat
I need help. What should I do?
November 20, 2025 at 3:23 AM
I have these early access seats to Weird Al and he is a bucket list show for me but here’s the thing. I have heard his tickets are absurdly expensive. And I checked the seating chart. Cheapest nosebleeds are $90(!!)
I would have to pay at least $150 for a decent seat
I need help. What should I do?
I would have to pay at least $150 for a decent seat
I need help. What should I do?
Jumper cables for cars are fun because they are kind of like a Jigsaw puzzle from a Saw movie. If you do it in the right order, the car starts and everyone is happy. If you do it in the wrong order, you get shocked to death and die.
November 20, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Jumper cables for cars are fun because they are kind of like a Jigsaw puzzle from a Saw movie. If you do it in the right order, the car starts and everyone is happy. If you do it in the wrong order, you get shocked to death and die.
Between Trump’s tiny mushroom-shaped penis and Epstein’s tiny lemon-shaped penis, we will soon be able to open a tiny penis produce section.
All we need to do is find a tiny banana-shaped penis (shouldn’t be too hard (get it?)) and maybe a tiny broccoli-shaped penis. I’ll volunteer for the latter
All we need to do is find a tiny banana-shaped penis (shouldn’t be too hard (get it?)) and maybe a tiny broccoli-shaped penis. I’ll volunteer for the latter
November 20, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Between Trump’s tiny mushroom-shaped penis and Epstein’s tiny lemon-shaped penis, we will soon be able to open a tiny penis produce section.
All we need to do is find a tiny banana-shaped penis (shouldn’t be too hard (get it?)) and maybe a tiny broccoli-shaped penis. I’ll volunteer for the latter
All we need to do is find a tiny banana-shaped penis (shouldn’t be too hard (get it?)) and maybe a tiny broccoli-shaped penis. I’ll volunteer for the latter
So Mr. Beast opened an amusement park in Saudi Arabia and there is, I am not making this up, a restaurant called 911 Pizza.
Little cringey there but okay…
Little cringey there but okay…
November 19, 2025 at 3:07 AM
So Mr. Beast opened an amusement park in Saudi Arabia and there is, I am not making this up, a restaurant called 911 Pizza.
Little cringey there but okay…
Little cringey there but okay…
There was this insane cartoon when I was a kid called ProStars and it made 0 sense. It was Michael Jordan, Wayne Gretzky, and Bo Jackson. I loved it. Gretzky was always hungry all the time for seemingly no reason. They would just run around fighting crime. It was so weird lol
November 16, 2025 at 7:09 PM
There was this insane cartoon when I was a kid called ProStars and it made 0 sense. It was Michael Jordan, Wayne Gretzky, and Bo Jackson. I loved it. Gretzky was always hungry all the time for seemingly no reason. They would just run around fighting crime. It was so weird lol
You know what sucks is I am a huge human being. I mean I consider myself to be 6’3” 250 (even though my doctors tell me I am 6’4” 265) but I never really wanted to be this way. And the worst thing is that people are always trying to fight me.
November 15, 2025 at 11:30 PM
You know what sucks is I am a huge human being. I mean I consider myself to be 6’3” 250 (even though my doctors tell me I am 6’4” 265) but I never really wanted to be this way. And the worst thing is that people are always trying to fight me.
Oh so Jack Dorherty got arrested for being a complete pile of shit. Oops.
He got what was coming to him.
That guy has been a menace for years.
I shed no tears. P out, douchebag.
He got what was coming to him.
That guy has been a menace for years.
I shed no tears. P out, douchebag.
November 15, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Oh so Jack Dorherty got arrested for being a complete pile of shit. Oops.
He got what was coming to him.
That guy has been a menace for years.
I shed no tears. P out, douchebag.
He got what was coming to him.
That guy has been a menace for years.
I shed no tears. P out, douchebag.
Hi. I am just a regular-ass person and I really don’t care what people do their private lives. But apparently someone leaked Jeffrey Epstein’s emails to Bloomberg, and supposedly Trump and Bill Clinton had sex??
And the kicker is that Putin has footage of this
WTF is going on here?
And the kicker is that Putin has footage of this
WTF is going on here?
November 15, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Hi. I am just a regular-ass person and I really don’t care what people do their private lives. But apparently someone leaked Jeffrey Epstein’s emails to Bloomberg, and supposedly Trump and Bill Clinton had sex??
And the kicker is that Putin has footage of this
WTF is going on here?
And the kicker is that Putin has footage of this
WTF is going on here?
I used to know these guys, I wouldn’t call them friends, more of acquaintances (they were kind of dickheads) that worked at Goldman Sachs and they both came out of Stanford. They said if you graduate from Stanford, you just have a standing job offer at Google.
November 15, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I used to know these guys, I wouldn’t call them friends, more of acquaintances (they were kind of dickheads) that worked at Goldman Sachs and they both came out of Stanford. They said if you graduate from Stanford, you just have a standing job offer at Google.
I am considering becoming a pilot. I mean if Nathan Fielder could do it and a bunch of Saudis on 9/11 could do it, how hard could it possibly be?
November 15, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I am considering becoming a pilot. I mean if Nathan Fielder could do it and a bunch of Saudis on 9/11 could do it, how hard could it possibly be?
It’s just ridiculous because I have sustained so many injuries because I was just “an athlete”. I don’t even know how screwed up my body is. I’ve broken my neck, my back, my shoulder, my ankle, multiple ribs (I used to break ribs every game), and my god the concussions. Jesus.
November 14, 2025 at 8:08 PM
It’s just ridiculous because I have sustained so many injuries because I was just “an athlete”. I don’t even know how screwed up my body is. I’ve broken my neck, my back, my shoulder, my ankle, multiple ribs (I used to break ribs every game), and my god the concussions. Jesus.
I suffered this injury and it went like this. Fuck. I was left guard and I got a thumb in the left eyeball. And my fucking eye popped out. Dude I ripped my helmet off and just hit the floor. I stuck my eye back into my head. That shit sucked the donkey cock. That shit sucked the balls
November 14, 2025 at 6:50 AM
I suffered this injury and it went like this. Fuck. I was left guard and I got a thumb in the left eyeball. And my fucking eye popped out. Dude I ripped my helmet off and just hit the floor. I stuck my eye back into my head. That shit sucked the donkey cock. That shit sucked the balls
I used to play football and I suffered this incredibly injury. It was terrible.
November 14, 2025 at 6:49 AM
I used to play football and I suffered this incredibly injury. It was terrible.
I repeat myself occasionally and for that, I apologize but I have lived a strange and extraordinary life. I can’t really describe it. I am trying my best over here and I don’t know what I have said or what I have done.
It’s just complete nonsense.
It’s just complete nonsense.
November 13, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I repeat myself occasionally and for that, I apologize but I have lived a strange and extraordinary life. I can’t really describe it. I am trying my best over here and I don’t know what I have said or what I have done.
It’s just complete nonsense.
It’s just complete nonsense.
But I had some good times at the Inter-Continental Hotel, it’s where all the players for the US Tennis Open stay and Anna Kournikova was just sitting in the lobby with, I assume her manager, and she gave me the up and down. And I just kind of wave and say hello and she laughed. Nothing happened lol
November 13, 2025 at 4:59 PM
But I had some good times at the Inter-Continental Hotel, it’s where all the players for the US Tennis Open stay and Anna Kournikova was just sitting in the lobby with, I assume her manager, and she gave me the up and down. And I just kind of wave and say hello and she laughed. Nothing happened lol
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ME: i’m going to take a showper
WIFE: there’s no p in shower
ME: not yet there isn’t
WIFE: there’s no p in shower
ME: not yet there isn’t
October 2, 2023 at 2:39 PM
ME: i’m going to take a showper
WIFE: there’s no p in shower
ME: not yet there isn’t
WIFE: there’s no p in shower
ME: not yet there isn’t
That same night, I needed to get ice but there are only every other floor, so I head downstairs and immediately, this is like 1 AM, at least 12 Secret Service agents surround me and they are like, what do you want? I was like, uhhhh, I. Want. Ice? So they follow me to the ice machine and back.
November 13, 2025 at 4:36 PM
That same night, I needed to get ice but there are only every other floor, so I head downstairs and immediately, this is like 1 AM, at least 12 Secret Service agents surround me and they are like, what do you want? I was like, uhhhh, I. Want. Ice? So they follow me to the ice machine and back.
This one time, I was hammered and came back from the hotel bar and I was with a SS agent in the elevator. And I was like, oh that’s a nice handbag and she goes, you don’t want to know what’s in here. I was just like, uhhh alright end of conversation.
November 13, 2025 at 4:25 PM
This one time, I was hammered and came back from the hotel bar and I was with a SS agent in the elevator. And I was like, oh that’s a nice handbag and she goes, you don’t want to know what’s in here. I was just like, uhhh alright end of conversation.
I’ve actually had to deal with the Secret Service several times because I used to stay at the Inter-Continental Hotel in midtown Manhattan and during the UN conventions, all of the presidents from all over the globe stay there. They were all very nice, but man, that was intimidating
November 13, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I’ve actually had to deal with the Secret Service several times because I used to stay at the Inter-Continental Hotel in midtown Manhattan and during the UN conventions, all of the presidents from all over the globe stay there. They were all very nice, but man, that was intimidating
Strangely enough, the Secret Service was originally designed to take down counterfeiting schemes. Which I guess must have been a problem at the time. It had nothing to do protecting elected officials. Not sure how they pivoted on that one.
November 13, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Strangely enough, the Secret Service was originally designed to take down counterfeiting schemes. Which I guess must have been a problem at the time. It had nothing to do protecting elected officials. Not sure how they pivoted on that one.
I read this article in Rolling Stone years ago about this guy out of Chicago who was a counterfeiter. Just randomly in his basement, he created 9/10 accurate bills. The only place that makes 10/10 (other than the Mint, obviously) is North Korea.
November 13, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I read this article in Rolling Stone years ago about this guy out of Chicago who was a counterfeiter. Just randomly in his basement, he created 9/10 accurate bills. The only place that makes 10/10 (other than the Mint, obviously) is North Korea.
The weird thing about the US Mint is that it produces the majority of the world’s money. So like those Australian bills that are virtually unbreakable and essentially made out of plastic are all created in the US.
November 13, 2025 at 4:11 PM
The weird thing about the US Mint is that it produces the majority of the world’s money. So like those Australian bills that are virtually unbreakable and essentially made out of plastic are all created in the US.
Man, the US Mint makes no cents anymore…
November 13, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Man, the US Mint makes no cents anymore…
According to recent DNA tests, Adolf Hitler only had 1 ball and a micropenis. Why this is news like 80 years after his death is beyond me, but no wonder he was so mad all the time lol
November 13, 2025 at 3:45 PM
According to recent DNA tests, Adolf Hitler only had 1 ball and a micropenis. Why this is news like 80 years after his death is beyond me, but no wonder he was so mad all the time lol