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I painted this picture earlier today but apparently it's 'already been done'.
FFS, it's possible for 2 people to come up with the same idea.
FFS, it's possible for 2 people to come up with the same idea.
December 20, 2025 at 8:38 AM
I painted this picture earlier today but apparently it's 'already been done'.
FFS, it's possible for 2 people to come up with the same idea.
FFS, it's possible for 2 people to come up with the same idea.
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November 22, 2025 at 10:06 AM
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At no point in Star Wars does Darth Vader ever actually say the words “Play it again, Sam”
November 20, 2025 at 10:27 AM
At no point in Star Wars does Darth Vader ever actually say the words “Play it again, Sam”
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The number of UK people who have an opinion on the New York mayoral election as a proxy for their own bullshit but could not name you a single bill in front of the House of Commons at present is indicative of the fundamentally unserious nature of "political" social media.
November 16, 2025 at 4:55 PM
The number of UK people who have an opinion on the New York mayoral election as a proxy for their own bullshit but could not name you a single bill in front of the House of Commons at present is indicative of the fundamentally unserious nature of "political" social media.
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I do honestly try to get more excited about the right hand side of my thorax, but my heart's not in it
November 15, 2025 at 11:36 AM
I do honestly try to get more excited about the right hand side of my thorax, but my heart's not in it
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Why shouldn't you trust someone you see drawing on graph paper?
They're definitely plotting something.
They're definitely plotting something.
November 15, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Why shouldn't you trust someone you see drawing on graph paper?
They're definitely plotting something.
They're definitely plotting something.
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I find that the existing emojis don't cover the full range of emotions I need to express how I feel about some replies to my jokes. So I've decided to make my own.
November 14, 2025 at 1:02 PM
I find that the existing emojis don't cover the full range of emotions I need to express how I feel about some replies to my jokes. So I've decided to make my own.
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A man has been found guilty of writing a stream of consciousness novel. He is about to start a 4 year sentence.
November 12, 2025 at 7:37 PM
A man has been found guilty of writing a stream of consciousness novel. He is about to start a 4 year sentence.
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WORD OF THE DAY.
Excellent.
To give up spreadsheets for forty days.
Excellent.
To give up spreadsheets for forty days.
November 9, 2025 at 4:17 PM
WORD OF THE DAY.
Excellent.
To give up spreadsheets for forty days.
Excellent.
To give up spreadsheets for forty days.
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Every year the press runs the same made up story about so-called ‘Remembrance Sunday condoms’ but it’s poppycock.
November 8, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Every year the press runs the same made up story about so-called ‘Remembrance Sunday condoms’ but it’s poppycock.
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Thanks for nothing, mathematicians from Ancient India!
October 31, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Thanks for nothing, mathematicians from Ancient India!
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If anyone is on the lookout for a King Charles impersonator I’m all ears
October 24, 2025 at 1:05 PM
If anyone is on the lookout for a King Charles impersonator I’m all ears
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If you can't remember whether the clocks go forward or back in the UK this weekend, here's a handy phrase to help you:
“the clocks go back this weekend”
“the clocks go back this weekend”
October 24, 2025 at 4:56 PM
If you can't remember whether the clocks go forward or back in the UK this weekend, here's a handy phrase to help you:
“the clocks go back this weekend”
“the clocks go back this weekend”
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This isn’t British thing, this is something specific to the author of this piece. Wash your damn knife!
I never wash our bread knife – and I won’t let the internet shame me into changing my ways | Emma Beddington
I never wash our bread knife – and I won’t let the internet shame me into changing my ways | Emma Beddington
Apparently the mostly British habit of not cleaning your bread knife after use is ‘gross’ and unhygienic. If that’s true, then call me disgusting, writes Emma Beddington
www.theguardian.com
October 20, 2025 at 12:55 PM
This isn’t British thing, this is something specific to the author of this piece. Wash your damn knife!
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Some are querying whether Andrew can renounce a dukedom without an Act of Parliament.
But you can parse a duchy and he’s left outside.
Good night.
But you can parse a duchy and he’s left outside.
Good night.
October 17, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Some are querying whether Andrew can renounce a dukedom without an Act of Parliament.
But you can parse a duchy and he’s left outside.
Good night.
But you can parse a duchy and he’s left outside.
Good night.
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Needs answering
October 16, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Needs answering
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If you could please do us a favour and RT (or whatever it is on here) my writing CV I would be extremely grateful. I am a very capable writer of words, mainly “humorous”’ and if you have some PROPER paid work for me, please DM me. Thank you for your time www.mathew-owen.co.uk
Home | Matt Owen | Freelance Writer
I offer a broad and diverse range of writing services.
Get in touch!
www.mathew-owen.co.uk
October 12, 2025 at 3:56 PM
If you could please do us a favour and RT (or whatever it is on here) my writing CV I would be extremely grateful. I am a very capable writer of words, mainly “humorous”’ and if you have some PROPER paid work for me, please DM me. Thank you for your time www.mathew-owen.co.uk
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October 12, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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I saw this and immediately thought, this film has got me written all over it.
October 10, 2025 at 10:23 AM
I saw this and immediately thought, this film has got me written all over it.
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I guess we know where he got off.
October 10, 2025 at 6:37 AM
I guess we know where he got off.
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Been reading about the mathematician on Scott's Antarctic mission. Horrible man, apparently. Very cold and calculating
October 8, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Been reading about the mathematician on Scott's Antarctic mission. Horrible man, apparently. Very cold and calculating
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Ivory smugglers? Tsk, tsk!
October 8, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Ivory smugglers? Tsk, tsk!
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I walked into the fertility clinic. The nurse said I can already tell what the problem is. I said ‘How?’ She said that’s the back door.
October 7, 2025 at 9:45 AM
I walked into the fertility clinic. The nurse said I can already tell what the problem is. I said ‘How?’ She said that’s the back door.
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Me: I wish I was the most beautiful person in the world.
Genie: done
Me: *looking in mirror* But I still look the same...
Genie: Just wait until you see everybody else.
Genie: done
Me: *looking in mirror* But I still look the same...
Genie: Just wait until you see everybody else.
October 5, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Me: I wish I was the most beautiful person in the world.
Genie: done
Me: *looking in mirror* But I still look the same...
Genie: Just wait until you see everybody else.
Genie: done
Me: *looking in mirror* But I still look the same...
Genie: Just wait until you see everybody else.