Gav Fraser
gavfr.bsky.social
Gav Fraser
@gavfr.bsky.social
Brit living in Germany
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I painted this picture earlier today but apparently it's 'already been done'.

FFS, it's possible for 2 people to come up with the same idea.
December 20, 2025 at 8:38 AM
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And now…the gallery.

www.infinitebacon.com
November 22, 2025 at 10:06 AM
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At no point in Star Wars does Darth Vader ever actually say the words “Play it again, Sam”
November 20, 2025 at 10:27 AM
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The number of UK people who have an opinion on the New York mayoral election as a proxy for their own bullshit but could not name you a single bill in front of the House of Commons at present is indicative of the fundamentally unserious nature of "political" social media.
November 16, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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I do honestly try to get more excited about the right hand side of my thorax, but my heart's not in it
November 15, 2025 at 11:36 AM
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Why shouldn't you trust someone you see drawing on graph paper?

They're definitely plotting something.
November 15, 2025 at 8:00 AM
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I find that the existing emojis don't cover the full range of emotions I need to express how I feel about some replies to my jokes. So I've decided to make my own.
November 14, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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A man has been found guilty of writing a stream of consciousness novel. He is about to start a 4 year sentence.
November 12, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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WORD OF THE DAY.

Excellent.

To give up spreadsheets for forty days.
November 9, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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Every year the press runs the same made up story about so-called ‘Remembrance Sunday condoms’ but it’s poppycock.
November 8, 2025 at 9:43 AM
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Thanks for nothing, mathematicians from Ancient India!
October 31, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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If anyone is on the lookout for a King Charles impersonator I’m all ears
October 24, 2025 at 1:05 PM
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If you can't remember whether the clocks go forward or back in the UK this weekend, here's a handy phrase to help you:
“the clocks go back this weekend”
October 24, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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This isn’t British thing, this is something specific to the author of this piece. Wash your damn knife!
October 20, 2025 at 12:55 PM
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Some are querying whether Andrew can renounce a dukedom without an Act of Parliament.

But you can parse a duchy and he’s left outside.

Good night.
October 17, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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Needs answering
October 16, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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Paint my house
October 15, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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October 12, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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October 12, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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I saw this and immediately thought, this film has got me written all over it.
October 10, 2025 at 10:23 AM
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I guess we know where he got off.
October 10, 2025 at 6:37 AM
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Been reading about the mathematician on Scott's Antarctic mission. Horrible man, apparently. Very cold and calculating
October 8, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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Ivory smugglers? Tsk, tsk!
October 8, 2025 at 12:35 PM
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I walked into the fertility clinic. The nurse said I can already tell what the problem is. I said ‘How?’ She said that’s the back door.
October 7, 2025 at 9:45 AM
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Me: I wish I was the most beautiful person in the world.
Genie: done
Me: *looking in mirror* But I still look the same...
Genie: Just wait until you see everybody else.
October 5, 2025 at 6:45 PM