Mike Wood
@funnyonceaday.bsky.social
Comedian. Beekeeper. Mathdork.
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"It’s comical that this big, brutal warrior would get on the stand to say that he literally felt assaulted by a sandwich exploding on his uniform. It’s more comical, though, that Dunn’s attorney then showed Larimore a photo of the sandwich on the ground. Wrapped. Not exploded."
The softest Nazis you ever did see
They're tough guys in the streets and delicate little babies in court.
www.publicnotice.co
November 7, 2025 at 8:28 PM
"It’s comical that this big, brutal warrior would get on the stand to say that he literally felt assaulted by a sandwich exploding on his uniform. It’s more comical, though, that Dunn’s attorney then showed Larimore a photo of the sandwich on the ground. Wrapped. Not exploded."
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The echocardiogram revealed a miniature ghost town inside your heart full of empty, dilapidated houses built for all the people you once thought were going to stay.
January 28, 2025 at 11:54 PM
The echocardiogram revealed a miniature ghost town inside your heart full of empty, dilapidated houses built for all the people you once thought were going to stay.
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"6-7"?! Boy I say boy you gen alpha kids cant be doin' that! Your signifiers need signs boy! You've laid a rhetorical claim to an empty space son! You're creatin' a nihilistic dialectic! Your broccoli hairs obfuscatin' some much needed communication! Find some MEANIN', kid!
November 8, 2025 at 6:22 PM
"6-7"?! Boy I say boy you gen alpha kids cant be doin' that! Your signifiers need signs boy! You've laid a rhetorical claim to an empty space son! You're creatin' a nihilistic dialectic! Your broccoli hairs obfuscatin' some much needed communication! Find some MEANIN', kid!
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November 8, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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Do you remember when the White House had good taste?
Back when the art had meaning, the rooms had soul, and the President had both.
Back when the art had meaning, the rooms had soul, and the President had both.
November 8, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Do you remember when the White House had good taste?
Back when the art had meaning, the rooms had soul, and the President had both.
Back when the art had meaning, the rooms had soul, and the President had both.
Three ticket levels:
- General Admission
- Fast Pass (skip the lines!)
- Beast Pass (snipe potshots at The Ultimate Prey as they whiz past)
- General Admission
- Fast Pass (skip the lines!)
- Beast Pass (snipe potshots at The Ultimate Prey as they whiz past)
MrBeast Says He's Launching a Theme Park in Saudi Arabia Next Week
gizmodo.com
November 8, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Three ticket levels:
- General Admission
- Fast Pass (skip the lines!)
- Beast Pass (snipe potshots at The Ultimate Prey as they whiz past)
- General Admission
- Fast Pass (skip the lines!)
- Beast Pass (snipe potshots at The Ultimate Prey as they whiz past)
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I love that the Boston cop slide never got fixed and now people just willingly go down it in tribute. It’s basically a national landmark at this point
November 8, 2025 at 6:15 AM
I love that the Boston cop slide never got fixed and now people just willingly go down it in tribute. It’s basically a national landmark at this point
ENRON 2: Everyone Saw It Coming The Whole Time
(working title)
(working title)
November 7, 2025 at 6:09 PM
ENRON 2: Everyone Saw It Coming The Whole Time
(working title)
(working title)
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Word of the Day is ‘catchfart’ (17th century): an obsequious individual who sucks up to the boss and always follows the political wind.
November 7, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Word of the Day is ‘catchfart’ (17th century): an obsequious individual who sucks up to the boss and always follows the political wind.
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It seems easy to misunderstand this phrase so let me be clear:
"Nuremburg trials is the moderate position" was also the reading of the situation the first time.
"Nuremburg trials is the moderate position" was also the reading of the situation the first time.
Nuremburg trials is the moderate position
He said that the agents would throw food at them to eat. The agents threatened to withhold food for a week and to beat him up if he didn't sign deportation papers. He said he saw others refuse and get beaten/receive no food. He signed because he was afraid.
November 7, 2025 at 1:22 PM
It seems easy to misunderstand this phrase so let me be clear:
"Nuremburg trials is the moderate position" was also the reading of the situation the first time.
"Nuremburg trials is the moderate position" was also the reading of the situation the first time.
the COST
of LIVING
of LIVING
November 7, 2025 at 4:06 AM
the COST
of LIVING
of LIVING
I wonder if people rooted against Edison as hard as do against MrBeast
MrBeast Is Opening A Theme Park In Saudi Arabia This Month
MrBeast Is Opening A Theme Park In Saudi Arabia This Month
Beast Land is being marketed as the 'Ultimate MrBeast Experience' and will be a part of Riyadh Season
kotaku.com
November 7, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I wonder if people rooted against Edison as hard as do against MrBeast
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Every tech company eventually either reinvents the bus or reinvents phrenology
bro are you fucking kidding me
November 6, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Every tech company eventually either reinvents the bus or reinvents phrenology
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As a white man, I hate AI for appropriating my culture of being confidently wrong about things while using Reddit as a primary source.
November 6, 2025 at 2:56 PM
As a white man, I hate AI for appropriating my culture of being confidently wrong about things while using Reddit as a primary source.
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this is like that time I put on a Kraftwerk cd and my friend's mom came running in like "oh! did you get the printer fixed?!!"
November 5, 2025 at 5:09 PM
this is like that time I put on a Kraftwerk cd and my friend's mom came running in like "oh! did you get the printer fixed?!!"
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dawg not the steakhouse wedding font
November 5, 2025 at 3:33 PM
dawg not the steakhouse wedding font
[confidently enters waiting room, five minutes early for vaccination appointment]
[surveys the room, nods to nurse]
"Wood. I'm here for my colonoscopy."
[sits down, picks up a pre-pandemic National Geographic]
[surveys the room, nods to nurse]
"Wood. I'm here for my colonoscopy."
[sits down, picks up a pre-pandemic National Geographic]
November 4, 2025 at 7:15 PM
[confidently enters waiting room, five minutes early for vaccination appointment]
[surveys the room, nods to nurse]
"Wood. I'm here for my colonoscopy."
[sits down, picks up a pre-pandemic National Geographic]
[surveys the room, nods to nurse]
"Wood. I'm here for my colonoscopy."
[sits down, picks up a pre-pandemic National Geographic]
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between cuomo and portnoy, mamdani is poised to kill new york's thriving Allegations Industry
now that's what I call a Mamdani endorsement. Don't threaten New Yorkers with a good time, Dave. www.yahoo.com/news/article...
Dave Portnoy Threatens To Move Barstool Sports Out of New York City If Zohran Mamdani Becomes Mayor: ‘I Hate This Guy So Much’
Portnoy, 48, admitted that he has already asked his "finance guy" to begin looking at potential office spaces outside of the city.
www.yahoo.com
November 4, 2025 at 6:50 PM
between cuomo and portnoy, mamdani is poised to kill new york's thriving Allegations Industry
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Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest.
The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
November 4, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest.
The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
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Oh, Dick Cheney died? How could they tell?
November 4, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Oh, Dick Cheney died? How could they tell?
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I was laid off from Teen Vogue today along with multiple other staffers, and today is my last day.
certainly more to come from me when the dust has settled more, but to my knowledge, after today, there will be no politics staffers at Teen Vogue.
certainly more to come from me when the dust has settled more, but to my knowledge, after today, there will be no politics staffers at Teen Vogue.
November 3, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I was laid off from Teen Vogue today along with multiple other staffers, and today is my last day.
certainly more to come from me when the dust has settled more, but to my knowledge, after today, there will be no politics staffers at Teen Vogue.
certainly more to come from me when the dust has settled more, but to my knowledge, after today, there will be no politics staffers at Teen Vogue.
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New awareness campaign
November 3, 2025 at 3:23 PM
New awareness campaign
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