Mike Wood
@funnyonceaday.bsky.social
Comedian. Beekeeper. Mathdork.
Point Break (2025)
October 31, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Point Break (2025)
You're telling me about this. I'm hearing this for the first time.
October 24, 2025 at 2:31 AM
You're telling me about this. I'm hearing this for the first time.
The full circular circle, from "jerk" to "firing"
October 8, 2025 at 4:49 PM
The full circular circle, from "jerk" to "firing"
What's your sign?
(the coyote's name is "Wildfire")
(the coyote's name is "Wildfire")
September 20, 2025 at 10:30 PM
What's your sign?
(the coyote's name is "Wildfire")
(the coyote's name is "Wildfire")
Officials Have Asked Headline Editors To Resist "Funicular" Wordplay At This Time
September 3, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Officials Have Asked Headline Editors To Resist "Funicular" Wordplay At This Time
In my brain, every single RFK Jr. photograph maps to this guy
September 1, 2025 at 11:43 PM
In my brain, every single RFK Jr. photograph maps to this guy
Straight from the pages of Justice Warriors @mattbors.bsky.social
August 24, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Straight from the pages of Justice Warriors @mattbors.bsky.social
Gaze upon the soon-to-be-banned image of a family seeking a better life!
August 21, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Gaze upon the soon-to-be-banned image of a family seeking a better life!
No cheating: post your Lock Screen.
July 26, 2025 at 4:47 PM
No cheating: post your Lock Screen.
This is how I command a starship.
July 3, 2025 at 1:35 AM
This is how I command a starship.
Drop something BLACK
June 13, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Drop something BLACK
If you see this post your getaway vehicle
May 3, 2025 at 4:39 PM
If you see this post your getaway vehicle
Convicted Embezzling Fraudster, Right Honorable Lord Black of Crossharbour, and former member of the Bilderberg Group's Steering Committee:
"I can see through Time."
"I can see through Time."
May 3, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Convicted Embezzling Fraudster, Right Honorable Lord Black of Crossharbour, and former member of the Bilderberg Group's Steering Committee:
"I can see through Time."
"I can see through Time."
Repost the first album you bought with your own money
April 16, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Repost the first album you bought with your own money
When will any of this stick to Andrew Lawton?
April 1, 2025 at 1:29 PM
When will any of this stick to Andrew Lawton?
When will Andrew Lawton do the same?
April 1, 2025 at 5:08 AM
When will Andrew Lawton do the same?
This is the Conservative candidate in my riding. Doesn't even live here -- TeamPP has parachuted him in, to a nearly-guaranteed federal Con seat
Which means THEY SPECIFICALLY WANT THIS ASSHOLE #ElbowsUp
Which means THEY SPECIFICALLY WANT THIS ASSHOLE #ElbowsUp
April 1, 2025 at 2:03 AM
This is the Conservative candidate in my riding. Doesn't even live here -- TeamPP has parachuted him in, to a nearly-guaranteed federal Con seat
Which means THEY SPECIFICALLY WANT THIS ASSHOLE #ElbowsUp
Which means THEY SPECIFICALLY WANT THIS ASSHOLE #ElbowsUp
