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I don't have much to say about Olivia Nuzzi, but it's emblematic of our culture at large that what should have been a career-ending scandal resulted in a sweetheart high profile book deal and a fawning tongue bath profile in the paper of record.
November 18, 2025 at 11:10 AM
I don't have much to say about Olivia Nuzzi, but it's emblematic of our culture at large that what should have been a career-ending scandal resulted in a sweetheart high profile book deal and a fawning tongue bath profile in the paper of record.
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I don't know why the "Piggy" thing is bothering me so much. It's one more unforgivable thing in a list of 20,000 unforgivable things, but I've been mad about it for like 12 straight hours.
November 18, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I don't know why the "Piggy" thing is bothering me so much. It's one more unforgivable thing in a list of 20,000 unforgivable things, but I've been mad about it for like 12 straight hours.
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also I’m still going to be teaching
public: THAT WAS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING FOR YOU TO STOP DOING MOTHERFUCKER
public: THAT WAS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING FOR YOU TO STOP DOING MOTHERFUCKER
November 18, 2025 at 2:40 AM
also I’m still going to be teaching
public: THAT WAS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING FOR YOU TO STOP DOING MOTHERFUCKER
public: THAT WAS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING FOR YOU TO STOP DOING MOTHERFUCKER
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Sex pest : i am retiring from public life
public : good fuck off
sex pest : except for these various paid and unpaid public positions
public : did we stutter
public : good fuck off
sex pest : except for these various paid and unpaid public positions
public : did we stutter
Larry Summers steps back from public commitments, ‘deeply ashamed’ by Epstein revelations
Emails revealed that Summers sought advice from Epstein on romantically pursuing a woman he referred to as his mentee.
www.politico.com
November 18, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Sex pest : i am retiring from public life
public : good fuck off
sex pest : except for these various paid and unpaid public positions
public : did we stutter
public : good fuck off
sex pest : except for these various paid and unpaid public positions
public : did we stutter
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If you're rich enough, you can saw journalists into little pieces.
November 18, 2025 at 5:10 PM
If you're rich enough, you can saw journalists into little pieces.
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The fact that the DC press is not working overtime to demand an end to this presidency over the disgusting "Quiet piggy" outburst just underscores that they are useless, servile lapdogs.
November 18, 2025 at 2:29 PM
The fact that the DC press is not working overtime to demand an end to this presidency over the disgusting "Quiet piggy" outburst just underscores that they are useless, servile lapdogs.
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the nuzzi coverage is a real insight into the utter perversion of the press corps
November 17, 2025 at 4:24 PM
the nuzzi coverage is a real insight into the utter perversion of the press corps
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every epstein email is some creep complaining about MeToo and then being like “oh before i forget, any advice on how to use my position of authority to force women into sleeping with me?”
November 17, 2025 at 1:31 PM
every epstein email is some creep complaining about MeToo and then being like “oh before i forget, any advice on how to use my position of authority to force women into sleeping with me?”
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I hate having to “gotta hand it to her” Marjorie Taylor Greene but she clearly realizes MAGA is dying, the least fun job in the world is being a minority party House member, and she needs to work on being the leading candidate for the next designated conservative chair on The View now
November 16, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I hate having to “gotta hand it to her” Marjorie Taylor Greene but she clearly realizes MAGA is dying, the least fun job in the world is being a minority party House member, and she needs to work on being the leading candidate for the next designated conservative chair on The View now
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The best health care plan would be the government taxing everyone but especially the rich to pay doctors and hospitals so we have health care. We’ve spent at least 100 years pretending this is not the case.
November 16, 2025 at 5:47 PM
The best health care plan would be the government taxing everyone but especially the rich to pay doctors and hospitals so we have health care. We’ve spent at least 100 years pretending this is not the case.
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Jeffrey Epstein doesn’t exist in a vacuum. He implicates the ruling class, the way they do business, and the whole capitalist system.
www.jphilll.com/p/epstein-im...
www.jphilll.com/p/epstein-im...
Epstein Implicates Everyone
The entire ruling class and the capitalist system are guilty
www.jphilll.com
November 16, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Jeffrey Epstein doesn’t exist in a vacuum. He implicates the ruling class, the way they do business, and the whole capitalist system.
www.jphilll.com/p/epstein-im...
www.jphilll.com/p/epstein-im...
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Nobody asked for this. It sucks!!
November 16, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Nobody asked for this. It sucks!!
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Fun fact: Cooper Flagg has played 441 minutes for the Mavs this season, more than Anthony Davis has in his Mavs career (415).
November 16, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Fun fact: Cooper Flagg has played 441 minutes for the Mavs this season, more than Anthony Davis has in his Mavs career (415).
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Political party and net worth don’t matter—there should be no protecting ANY of the powerful and privileged from facing accountability for abuse and misbehavior.
There’s only one right answer on the Epstein Files: transparency for the public and justice for the victims.
There’s only one right answer on the Epstein Files: transparency for the public and justice for the victims.
November 15, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Political party and net worth don’t matter—there should be no protecting ANY of the powerful and privileged from facing accountability for abuse and misbehavior.
There’s only one right answer on the Epstein Files: transparency for the public and justice for the victims.
There’s only one right answer on the Epstein Files: transparency for the public and justice for the victims.
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Somewhere someone is beginning to type a column called “Newsom/Taylor Greene 2028? Why this odd pairing might be exactly what America needs”
November 16, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Somewhere someone is beginning to type a column called “Newsom/Taylor Greene 2028? Why this odd pairing might be exactly what America needs”
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Watching people pour through the released Epstein files and just thinking how much better things would be if reputible, responsible, morally centered journalists had been fully engaged with the Epstein story from the beginning.
November 16, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Watching people pour through the released Epstein files and just thinking how much better things would be if reputible, responsible, morally centered journalists had been fully engaged with the Epstein story from the beginning.
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Hey Megyn Kelly,
14-year-old Eloise would like a word:
“If my voice makes you uncomfortable, good…
because the minute adults start defending predators by defending the age of a child, you’re not protecting the truth, you’re protecting the predator.”
Sound up! 🔥🔊
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14-year-old Eloise would like a word:
“If my voice makes you uncomfortable, good…
because the minute adults start defending predators by defending the age of a child, you’re not protecting the truth, you’re protecting the predator.”
Sound up! 🔥🔊
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November 15, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Hey Megyn Kelly,
14-year-old Eloise would like a word:
“If my voice makes you uncomfortable, good…
because the minute adults start defending predators by defending the age of a child, you’re not protecting the truth, you’re protecting the predator.”
Sound up! 🔥🔊
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14-year-old Eloise would like a word:
“If my voice makes you uncomfortable, good…
because the minute adults start defending predators by defending the age of a child, you’re not protecting the truth, you’re protecting the predator.”
Sound up! 🔥🔊
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Bill Clinton seems like the kind of guy who reacts to all his sex scandals with “still got it”
November 15, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Bill Clinton seems like the kind of guy who reacts to all his sex scandals with “still got it”
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‘Death remains my intimate shadow partner. It has been with me since birth, always hovering close by. I understand one day we will finally waltz together into the ether. I hope when that time comes, I die with the satisfaction of a life well-lived, unapologetic, joyful, & full of love.’
—Alice Wong
—Alice Wong
November 15, 2025 at 6:12 AM
‘Death remains my intimate shadow partner. It has been with me since birth, always hovering close by. I understand one day we will finally waltz together into the ether. I hope when that time comes, I die with the satisfaction of a life well-lived, unapologetic, joyful, & full of love.’
—Alice Wong
—Alice Wong
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"300 agents stormed the building, rappelled from a helicopter, knocked down doors and hurled flash-bang grenades. Agents ziptied and detained many US citizens for hours..."
Prosecutors have not filed a *single* criminal charge against anyone arrested that night:
www.propublica.org/article/chic...
Prosecutors have not filed a *single* criminal charge against anyone arrested that night:
www.propublica.org/article/chic...
“I Lost Everything”: Venezuelans Were Rounded Up in a Dramatic Midnight Raid but Never Charged With a Crime
Authorities said Tren de Aragua “terrorists” had taken over the building. A ProPublica investigation found little evidence to back up the government’s claims. For the first time, the Venezuelans arres...
www.propublica.org
November 15, 2025 at 1:39 AM
"300 agents stormed the building, rappelled from a helicopter, knocked down doors and hurled flash-bang grenades. Agents ziptied and detained many US citizens for hours..."
Prosecutors have not filed a *single* criminal charge against anyone arrested that night:
www.propublica.org/article/chic...
Prosecutors have not filed a *single* criminal charge against anyone arrested that night:
www.propublica.org/article/chic...
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every time a child dies of a preventable disease in the next few years, that's the payoff for Nuzzis horniness
Nuzzi's fawning coverage of the sociopathic conspiracy crank she was having an affair with aided his rise to political power, which he is using to perpetrate the worst intentional public health catastrophe of our unnecessarily shortened lifetimes, and THAT is the STORY.
November 15, 2025 at 1:27 PM
every time a child dies of a preventable disease in the next few years, that's the payoff for Nuzzis horniness
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Nuzzi's fawning coverage of the sociopathic conspiracy crank she was having an affair with aided his rise to political power, which he is using to perpetrate the worst intentional public health catastrophe of our unnecessarily shortened lifetimes, and THAT is the STORY.
November 15, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Nuzzi's fawning coverage of the sociopathic conspiracy crank she was having an affair with aided his rise to political power, which he is using to perpetrate the worst intentional public health catastrophe of our unnecessarily shortened lifetimes, and THAT is the STORY.
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Oh no not bill clinton and lawrence summers anyone but those, mr president
November 14, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Oh no not bill clinton and lawrence summers anyone but those, mr president
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Honestly, I wish the markets would react to an absolute moron being on the Fed.
This is who gets to vote on how to manage US currency.
This is who gets to vote on how to manage US currency.
Fed Governor Stephen Miran: "Cutting down net migration to 0, potentially even negative because of the deportations that have been occurring, I think is very deflationary."
November 14, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Honestly, I wish the markets would react to an absolute moron being on the Fed.
This is who gets to vote on how to manage US currency.
This is who gets to vote on how to manage US currency.