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S34N
@fulldongs34n.bsky.social
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Slightly above average guy. Average income, looks, etc. Above average binge drinker and in the sack.
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stephenking.bsky.social
CNBC is calling it the Tesla Chain Saw Massacre.
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March 12, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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brucegreyinfo.bsky.social
Truth !
Canadian flag & 5 red maple leaves
March 1, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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timothysnyder.bsky.social
Dusting off my old Oxford English Dictionary and consulting carefully, I could not find "attack friends and submit to enemies" as a definition of the word "strength."
March 1, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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krassenstein.bsky.social
March 1, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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itsabbyyep.bsky.social
Me: I know pantyhose are a little dated but I love how they even out my skin tone

Teller: So is this not a robbery?

Me: No, it is
January 19, 2025 at 7:21 AM
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brendelbored.bsky.social
That’s, that’s the joke! That’s the thing the joke is abo-, for fucks sake that’s the thing the joke is getting at it’s not supposed to-
Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social • 4h I don't have an opinion on TikTok because I'm on Bluesky and that means I'm over 30 years old and most of my opinions are about Tylenol and what's on Hulu Reply While cute, just because it doesn't effect you does not mean it's not something that matters to millions of Americans many much older than you are. This is Bluesky be better than the goons on "X". January 19, 2025 at 12:22 AM 1 like •• Reply my sentiments exactly. This post is something l'd expect to come out of a boomer on Facebook. 口1 •
January 19, 2025 at 7:48 AM
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therealhoarse.bsky.social
Sitting in the living room on my computer listening to classical music, I just said out loud “Damn, this Vivaldi slaps. Let’s run that back.”

And now I’m just so sad that my son wasn’t in the room to be horrified by that.
January 19, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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kathrynkatiekwrites.substack.com
Garlic in my cooking and vanilla extract in my baking share one guiding principle: I add them with wild abandon, defying the recipe with a mix of audacity and playful disdain.
January 19, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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andylevy.net
y’all told me i was crazy when i downloaded all of tiktok and put it on blu-rays but who’s laughing now
January 19, 2025 at 5:11 AM
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riotgrlerin.bsky.social
customer: your darkest roast please

barista: it looks like helen keller tried to cut your hair with a knife and fork
January 20, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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dril.bsky.social
oh, youre here from tik tok? (chuckle's lightly ) Is that like reddit for babies
January 19, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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dril.bsky.social
disrespectful that people are spreading this image around of the president looking at his own penis while urinating
January 20, 2025 at 5:44 AM
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junlper.beer
this is days old now but im still fascinated by the fact that he censored the word ‘fuck’ but chose to say the r word uncensored. just a perfect look into the world of anti-woke gen x mindset
January 8, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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leyawn.bsky.social
where does the new york times even find these people
A screenshot of a New York Times update that says: In Grand Central Terminal, Leon Chang, 26, of Brooklyn, said he had not heard of congestion pricing and asked what it was. When explained it was a toll for cars entering Manhattan, he then asked “What do you mean? What is a car?” Walking outside, we showed him a vehicle parked on the street. He gently touched the hood of the car. “You wish to forbid these majestic beasts from entering the city,” he said in a wistful tone. “It is a folly of man. The desire to tame the world around us.”
January 7, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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weeder.bsky.social
Ask yourself, "am I harder to kill than I was 8 years ago?"
January 7, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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stefanbc.bsky.social
The reason Silicon Valley is so powerful and annoying is because Oakland lost their sports teams. Without raider fans acting as an apex predator the nerds became too abundant
January 3, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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oregonthedm.bsky.social
A priest a teacher and a rabbit enter a clinic to donate blood.

The nurse asked the rabbit what is your blood type.

The rabbit replied "I'm probably a Type-O"
January 4, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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call634-5789.bsky.social
December 24, 2024 at 10:58 AM
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asterionhex.monster
Hey everyone I saw the most important beer ever to exist today
Black Flag Brewing Company’s A Wizard is Sometimes Thicc, featuring a wizard with a big ass, wearing only a hat
December 23, 2024 at 9:13 PM
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whimsicalmuse.bsky.social
All I want for Christmas is to pull a loose book from a bookshelf and finally, at long last, find that it opens a hidden door.
December 24, 2024 at 11:53 AM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
A man handles a small tray with some lines of cocaine on it and says "leaving some nice lines out for 1976 David Bowie." The lines are placed in front of the chimney. Overnight the Thin White Duke himself emerges from the chimney. In the morning, the men check the tray to find it bare. One says "all the lines are gone!" Another says "He IS Real"
December 24, 2024 at 1:59 PM
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capernica.bsky.social
Game: It’s recommended you be at least Lvl. 65 to beat this enemy.
Me at level 40 about to get my shit rocked: Well I recommend you suck my ass.
December 23, 2024 at 10:28 PM