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doing some dumb crap with some stupid shit
November 26, 2025 at 2:56 AM
doing some dumb crap with some stupid shit
next Fast & Furious should have vampires
October 2, 2025 at 9:00 PM
next Fast & Furious should have vampires
Referring to my baby's development as metaprogression
September 28, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Referring to my baby's development as metaprogression
when was the best time in history to be making shit up. I wish I was a monk slipping bullshit into my copies or I stole fire from the neanderthal that invented lying
September 25, 2025 at 2:24 AM
when was the best time in history to be making shit up. I wish I was a monk slipping bullshit into my copies or I stole fire from the neanderthal that invented lying
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(Realizing i zoned out for 15 years and have a family now without noticing) (Realizing I never committed my beautiful child's name to memory) You - (forgetting if we have hogs or not but going with my gut feeling) Feed them hogs
December 7, 2024 at 11:55 PM
(Realizing i zoned out for 15 years and have a family now without noticing) (Realizing I never committed my beautiful child's name to memory) You - (forgetting if we have hogs or not but going with my gut feeling) Feed them hogs
Yakuza game set in The Expanse universe
September 15, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Yakuza game set in The Expanse universe
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You may not like that it takes 100 years to pass some watered down social welfare program because of the constitution but that's also what protects us from dictatorship [some dumb slob does dictatorship in 6 months]
August 25, 2025 at 8:30 PM
You may not like that it takes 100 years to pass some watered down social welfare program because of the constitution but that's also what protects us from dictatorship [some dumb slob does dictatorship in 6 months]
AI has sent me the other direction on emails. I'm writing one-liners these days. Give em no reason to hit the Summarize button. If you want obsequious, go generate it yourself
August 19, 2025 at 12:58 PM
AI has sent me the other direction on emails. I'm writing one-liners these days. Give em no reason to hit the Summarize button. If you want obsequious, go generate it yourself
baby doo-wop group The Fontanelles
August 17, 2025 at 1:24 PM
baby doo-wop group The Fontanelles
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We gotta start telling our bosses we can't work good cause shit's fucked. Tell em to "run that up the chain"
August 14, 2025 at 9:32 PM
We gotta start telling our bosses we can't work good cause shit's fucked. Tell em to "run that up the chain"
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underestimated how many people would assume a machine had total world knowledge if it could answer natural language prompts with naturalistic output that sounds like an obsequious little butler. "how could it talk so polite if it can't do maths or remember the composition of the atmosphere?"
August 12, 2025 at 8:34 PM
underestimated how many people would assume a machine had total world knowledge if it could answer natural language prompts with naturalistic output that sounds like an obsequious little butler. "how could it talk so polite if it can't do maths or remember the composition of the atmosphere?"
Every coworker dreams of being a landlord
August 10, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Every coworker dreams of being a landlord
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Eating breakfast to absorb it's powers
July 18, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Eating breakfast to absorb it's powers
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mist from an afternoon storm hanging over the fields at sunset. people used to ask me "you think everything's a joke?" and i did and still do. its funny that we only see nice stuff for a moment in between doing two other things. its funny to take a crap. it's all funny. i hope im a tree next time
July 15, 2025 at 1:21 AM
mist from an afternoon storm hanging over the fields at sunset. people used to ask me "you think everything's a joke?" and i did and still do. its funny that we only see nice stuff for a moment in between doing two other things. its funny to take a crap. it's all funny. i hope im a tree next time
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*me being so so so so chill about many things i COULD in fact be mad about all the time that i easily escape saṃsāra* wooooOOOOP! there i go! bye bye!
July 10, 2025 at 8:13 PM
*me being so so so so chill about many things i COULD in fact be mad about all the time that i easily escape saṃsāra* wooooOOOOP! there i go! bye bye!
Learning you can just immediately block on sight anyone that's following 3-4k accounts and never miss a post that's worth reading brings back that old Twitter thrill of blocking every ad and paid bluecheck
July 9, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Learning you can just immediately block on sight anyone that's following 3-4k accounts and never miss a post that's worth reading brings back that old Twitter thrill of blocking every ad and paid bluecheck
My older brother once told me "Bullet With Butterfly Wings" was a mythical artifact that Elvis squandered his fortune searching for, the same way the Nazis sought for the Spear of Destiny
July 6, 2025 at 7:54 PM
My older brother once told me "Bullet With Butterfly Wings" was a mythical artifact that Elvis squandered his fortune searching for, the same way the Nazis sought for the Spear of Destiny
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Me: *minding my business, walking home at night, enjoying the serenity of my neighborhood
The internet the next day: Alien caught on doorbell cam. Creature on cam exhibits awkward gait not of this earth. Silhouette on doorbell cam no resemblance to human or any known animal. Creature looks stinky.
The internet the next day: Alien caught on doorbell cam. Creature on cam exhibits awkward gait not of this earth. Silhouette on doorbell cam no resemblance to human or any known animal. Creature looks stinky.
January 15, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Me: *minding my business, walking home at night, enjoying the serenity of my neighborhood
The internet the next day: Alien caught on doorbell cam. Creature on cam exhibits awkward gait not of this earth. Silhouette on doorbell cam no resemblance to human or any known animal. Creature looks stinky.
The internet the next day: Alien caught on doorbell cam. Creature on cam exhibits awkward gait not of this earth. Silhouette on doorbell cam no resemblance to human or any known animal. Creature looks stinky.
baby formula pitchwoman Blenda Bottlesworth
June 30, 2025 at 4:24 PM
baby formula pitchwoman Blenda Bottlesworth
Schism in the Kirby community over whether Kirby would transform into a mere cracker or Jesus himself upon eating a Eucharist
June 29, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Schism in the Kirby community over whether Kirby would transform into a mere cracker or Jesus himself upon eating a Eucharist
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Normally it’s annoying in a sequel when you have to get all your skills back but Death Stranding 2 makes sense because losing your gains because you had a kid is the most relatable middle aged guy shit on earth.
June 26, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Normally it’s annoying in a sequel when you have to get all your skills back but Death Stranding 2 makes sense because losing your gains because you had a kid is the most relatable middle aged guy shit on earth.