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[my house, 20 years from now, listening to "baby, it's cold outside"]
my son: man, this song is real weird
me: it used to get cold outside
my son: man, this song is real weird
me: it used to get cold outside
December 12, 2023 at 1:33 PM
[my house, 20 years from now, listening to "baby, it's cold outside"]
my son: man, this song is real weird
me: it used to get cold outside
my son: man, this song is real weird
me: it used to get cold outside
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Rudolph's unholy light piercing the foul mist, a horrible heat steaming off his nose. All of the other reindeer, scorched and shrieking. Santa shields his eyes
December 19, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Rudolph's unholy light piercing the foul mist, a horrible heat steaming off his nose. All of the other reindeer, scorched and shrieking. Santa shields his eyes
What's generally regarded as an acceptable amount to be thinking about the Crazy Frog?
December 19, 2025 at 9:50 PM
What's generally regarded as an acceptable amount to be thinking about the Crazy Frog?
soda that kills you but from mind-blowing refreshment. an obliterating crispiness
December 14, 2025 at 6:11 AM
soda that kills you but from mind-blowing refreshment. an obliterating crispiness
a flash of the blade at the neck
chili crisp sprays onto the snow
chili crisp sprays onto the snow
December 9, 2025 at 3:39 AM
a flash of the blade at the neck
chili crisp sprays onto the snow
chili crisp sprays onto the snow
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the cart and the horse should be simultaneous
July 20, 2024 at 1:02 AM
the cart and the horse should be simultaneous
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WILLIAM SHATNER: Lunch. ables. lunchABLES. Lunchables
AUDIO ENGINEER: uh sir this session is for the Tekwar video game
WILLIAM SHATNER: *cheerful but obviously seething with rage* Oh and you think I don't know that. its just impossible, to you, that a man might be speaking his internal thoughts
AUDIO ENGINEER: uh sir this session is for the Tekwar video game
WILLIAM SHATNER: *cheerful but obviously seething with rage* Oh and you think I don't know that. its just impossible, to you, that a man might be speaking his internal thoughts
December 4, 2025 at 10:24 PM
WILLIAM SHATNER: Lunch. ables. lunchABLES. Lunchables
AUDIO ENGINEER: uh sir this session is for the Tekwar video game
WILLIAM SHATNER: *cheerful but obviously seething with rage* Oh and you think I don't know that. its just impossible, to you, that a man might be speaking his internal thoughts
AUDIO ENGINEER: uh sir this session is for the Tekwar video game
WILLIAM SHATNER: *cheerful but obviously seething with rage* Oh and you think I don't know that. its just impossible, to you, that a man might be speaking his internal thoughts
Now you can have the perfectly straight toenails you've always dreamed of
November 27, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Now you can have the perfectly straight toenails you've always dreamed of
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So I said 'it sounds like youre just feeding companies to private equity' and the exec's daughter started crying.
November 26, 2025 at 10:54 PM
So I said 'it sounds like youre just feeding companies to private equity' and the exec's daughter started crying.
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doing some dumb crap with some stupid shit
November 26, 2025 at 2:56 AM
doing some dumb crap with some stupid shit
next Fast & Furious should have vampires
October 2, 2025 at 9:00 PM
next Fast & Furious should have vampires
Referring to my baby's development as metaprogression
September 28, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Referring to my baby's development as metaprogression
when was the best time in history to be making shit up. I wish I was a monk slipping bullshit into my copies or I stole fire from the neanderthal that invented lying
September 25, 2025 at 2:24 AM
when was the best time in history to be making shit up. I wish I was a monk slipping bullshit into my copies or I stole fire from the neanderthal that invented lying
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(Realizing i zoned out for 15 years and have a family now without noticing) (Realizing I never committed my beautiful child's name to memory) You - (forgetting if we have hogs or not but going with my gut feeling) Feed them hogs
December 7, 2024 at 11:55 PM
(Realizing i zoned out for 15 years and have a family now without noticing) (Realizing I never committed my beautiful child's name to memory) You - (forgetting if we have hogs or not but going with my gut feeling) Feed them hogs
Yakuza game set in The Expanse universe
September 15, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Yakuza game set in The Expanse universe
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You may not like that it takes 100 years to pass some watered down social welfare program because of the constitution but that's also what protects us from dictatorship [some dumb slob does dictatorship in 6 months]
August 25, 2025 at 8:30 PM
You may not like that it takes 100 years to pass some watered down social welfare program because of the constitution but that's also what protects us from dictatorship [some dumb slob does dictatorship in 6 months]
AI has sent me the other direction on emails. I'm writing one-liners these days. Give em no reason to hit the Summarize button. If you want obsequious, go generate it yourself
August 19, 2025 at 12:58 PM
AI has sent me the other direction on emails. I'm writing one-liners these days. Give em no reason to hit the Summarize button. If you want obsequious, go generate it yourself
baby doo-wop group The Fontanelles
August 17, 2025 at 1:24 PM
baby doo-wop group The Fontanelles
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We gotta start telling our bosses we can't work good cause shit's fucked. Tell em to "run that up the chain"
August 14, 2025 at 9:32 PM
We gotta start telling our bosses we can't work good cause shit's fucked. Tell em to "run that up the chain"
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underestimated how many people would assume a machine had total world knowledge if it could answer natural language prompts with naturalistic output that sounds like an obsequious little butler. "how could it talk so polite if it can't do maths or remember the composition of the atmosphere?"
August 12, 2025 at 8:34 PM
underestimated how many people would assume a machine had total world knowledge if it could answer natural language prompts with naturalistic output that sounds like an obsequious little butler. "how could it talk so polite if it can't do maths or remember the composition of the atmosphere?"
Every coworker dreams of being a landlord
August 10, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Every coworker dreams of being a landlord
