baby's first tweet :')

yet it was snootiness that divided us from apes

This did happen to me. I was interviewed in December and assumed I was rejected, but I followed up in late January without any real expectation. they said oh we just forgot bc of Xmas, here's your offer

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave me to his liege lord

he loves sunday but they refuse to run the strips where he attends mass, leaving the blatant continuity error of hating mondays

tbh I think we already live in that universe

You may not like that it takes 100 years to pass some watered down social welfare program because of the constitution but that's also what protects us from dictatorship [some dumb slob does dictatorship in 6 months]

I attracted so many last year and watched them engage in endless daily dogfights, literally splattered blood onto the window. This year, I only put up regular bird feeders.

This tweet is a Kick n Play earworm trigger

Every PS1 game that's effectively unplayable because they didn't actually figure out camera controls until PS2

It was the name ones specifically. I still bought a bunch of cheap funny ones and it was a good way to waste $300 a year thinking I'd do something clever with them. Like placeholder.zone or sketchy.deals