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Franklinstein
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High Dexterity, High Intelligence, White Trash, Creed posting

#smokefleet
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smoking resin to get back to my white trash roots
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i’ve seen enough, i’m convinced charlie kirk was DB Cooper
November 11, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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Hey man, you've been incredibly fun these few months I have known you online. Unfortunately, I am evil today and need to commit egregious acts of digital violence to satiate the bloodlust that consumes me
November 11, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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Babe they got patagooneria like 20% off like the patagooner sweater and stuff at ray
November 11, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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i got a guy down in tijuana who can put more microplastics in your balls
November 11, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I have the best mutuals on this webbed site
Hey, say something nice to your internet pals today, okay? We're all overwhelmed all the time with so much negativity, it can be nice to consciously break that.
November 11, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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@amazon @mgm @jeff bezos listen to me I have ideas
November 11, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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He's back folks
November 11, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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Go ahead put obama in jail see if i give a fuck
November 11, 2025 at 5:04 AM
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using my tongue to operate this thing at work so i can stay on top of my game
November 11, 2025 at 2:24 PM
November 11, 2025 at 2:16 PM
I ain't even smoked weed in days, i have weed, i just haven't smoked any
November 11, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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picked the wrong day to stop smoking ass
November 11, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Thinking about the tsar bomba
November 11, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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He's called Adam Driver because your computer doesn't work until you install him correctly
November 10, 2025 at 8:08 PM
CHEWSDAY INNIT
Goddamn glad Monday is over with
November 11, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Goddamn glad Monday is over with
November 11, 2025 at 12:32 PM
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interviewer: tell us an interesting fact about you

me: ive dooked up every wawa in a 50 mile radius of my house
November 11, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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the straw that blew the camel's back out
November 11, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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yeah sex is cool but have you ever told a woman you wanted to hold her hand
November 8, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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Toki Tuesday pre release for all Scoob+ subscribers
November 11, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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james garfield went to the national convention and then he freaked it
November 10, 2025 at 11:38 PM
hot flight attendant is too busy for me to spend 4 hours on FaceTime with her tonight so you fucks get my full attention
November 10, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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the lonely gooner seems to pull his pud at night
November 10, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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Ask for you tomorrow, I’ll find a gay man
November 10, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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John Woo: ‘Someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my film is dying.’
November 10, 2025 at 11:23 PM