Mayor Howard Vander
@mayor.bsky.social
Not so much a renaissance man as a guy who does stuff | music, pods, shitposts, YA novel, professor, brilliance, Fresca | he/him/howard | cool dude in a loose mood
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“Now if we lose in 2028, some of you in this room will be going to prison, myself included.”
TVTropes can be handy for some things but it’s honestly best when you hop on any given video game page and catch all the “NIGHTMARE FUEL: one of the bosses is a skeleton” bullshit
November 10, 2025 at 11:42 PM
TVTropes can be handy for some things but it’s honestly best when you hop on any given video game page and catch all the “NIGHTMARE FUEL: one of the bosses is a skeleton” bullshit
From what I gather the most coherent explanation is “by caving now in exchange for nothing, provided the GOP doesn’t allow future votes on our demands, they’ll look mighty foolish come the midterms!”
November 10, 2025 at 11:35 PM
From what I gather the most coherent explanation is “by caving now in exchange for nothing, provided the GOP doesn’t allow future votes on our demands, they’ll look mighty foolish come the midterms!”
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want to post about this type of shit
more shame the old world is crumbling and the new one is dead in the womb
more shame the old world is crumbling and the new one is dead in the womb
November 10, 2025 at 10:05 PM
want to post about this type of shit
more shame the old world is crumbling and the new one is dead in the womb
more shame the old world is crumbling and the new one is dead in the womb
christine pelosi makes the same face kamala harris does and i find that unsettling
November 10, 2025 at 9:42 PM
christine pelosi makes the same face kamala harris does and i find that unsettling
i like how CNN holds itself out as hard hitting fifth estate journalism and today has a big feature on "we tracked down that fancy dressed guy outside the Louvre to find out what his deal was"
November 10, 2025 at 9:39 PM
i like how CNN holds itself out as hard hitting fifth estate journalism and today has a big feature on "we tracked down that fancy dressed guy outside the Louvre to find out what his deal was"
Become Legend: America's ONLY AYCE Pharmacy!™️
November 10, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Become Legend: America's ONLY AYCE Pharmacy!™️
If Evangelion was real I’d say things like “Gendo Ikari, the absolute NERV of that guy!” My life is a waking nightmare and I’m deeply unhappy
November 10, 2025 at 8:33 PM
If Evangelion was real I’d say things like “Gendo Ikari, the absolute NERV of that guy!” My life is a waking nightmare and I’m deeply unhappy
"Alright class now we're going to talk about another Dennis, and he certainly 'menaced' at least ten people!" - cool criminal psychology lecturer
November 10, 2025 at 8:24 PM
"Alright class now we're going to talk about another Dennis, and he certainly 'menaced' at least ten people!" - cool criminal psychology lecturer
i don't know what logic modules actually do but i realize i have a bunch, that's neato
November 10, 2025 at 8:23 PM
i don't know what logic modules actually do but i realize i have a bunch, that's neato
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Nobody puts adam corner in a corner
November 10, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Nobody puts adam corner in a corner
people say you're not immune to propaganda but it's been like thirty years and i still don't give a shit about jennifer aniston's sex life
November 10, 2025 at 8:15 PM
people say you're not immune to propaganda but it's been like thirty years and i still don't give a shit about jennifer aniston's sex life
He's called Adam Driver because your computer doesn't work until you install him correctly
November 10, 2025 at 8:08 PM
He's called Adam Driver because your computer doesn't work until you install him correctly
doing my part to shore up insurance risk pools, walking into the ocean with a smile, knowing i'll save the system at least one future claim submission
November 10, 2025 at 4:50 PM
doing my part to shore up insurance risk pools, walking into the ocean with a smile, knowing i'll save the system at least one future claim submission
Old Prejudiced Grandmother's Premium Baking Powder™️
November 10, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Old Prejudiced Grandmother's Premium Baking Powder™️
neera tanden is at it again and i hope @mediumhollow.bsky.social saved that picture he made
November 10, 2025 at 4:08 PM
neera tanden is at it again and i hope @mediumhollow.bsky.social saved that picture he made
Anybody else think it’s weird how fetterman’s book opens with “prompt: the inspiring tale of my heroic rise to office, maybe like 300 pages? Thanks”
November 10, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Anybody else think it’s weird how fetterman’s book opens with “prompt: the inspiring tale of my heroic rise to office, maybe like 300 pages? Thanks”
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The maximalist, cringiest college dormroom bonghit guy version of Dems being controlled opposition is absolutely winning, that guy is utterly vindicated
November 10, 2025 at 12:44 AM
The maximalist, cringiest college dormroom bonghit guy version of Dems being controlled opposition is absolutely winning, that guy is utterly vindicated
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“Nabu, genocide all women under 170 pounds”
November 10, 2025 at 1:37 AM
“Nabu, genocide all women under 170 pounds”
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agreeing to make a terrible deal while your main opponent is quite literally being boo'd on live tv by an entire stadium of people is the kind of political instinct you'd normally only find in a 3 week old dead goldfish
November 10, 2025 at 12:36 AM
agreeing to make a terrible deal while your main opponent is quite literally being boo'd on live tv by an entire stadium of people is the kind of political instinct you'd normally only find in a 3 week old dead goldfish
Christians be like:
ffffffffffffffffffffuck
the lions
the lions
November 10, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Christians be like:
“We the PEOPLE, not we the sheeple” - guy who thinks he’s actually influencing people online
November 10, 2025 at 12:30 AM
“We the PEOPLE, not we the sheeple” - guy who thinks he’s actually influencing people online
I’m just saying, WaPo wouldn’t be losing readers if they published a serialized Elden ring strategy guide every Saturday
November 10, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I’m just saying, WaPo wouldn’t be losing readers if they published a serialized Elden ring strategy guide every Saturday
Mohg, Lord of Blood (D-MN)
November 10, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Mohg, Lord of Blood (D-MN)