I love carny shit though, I popped unreasonably hard when Dominic Mysterio reminded us that canonically, Eddie Guerrero is his biological father

Imagine the last peak of your career being “teaming with Thatcher in NOAH before it got popular again”

Ask for you tomorrow, I’ll find a gay man

“Just the Tib’,” purred the Mayor

I’ll bend over bro for that benvolio

Imagine stanning Elgin in 2025 because he had that alright match with Davey Richards in like 2014

No cap(ulet) fr fr

Yeah, whatcha gonna do about it binch

I know a hawk from a handsaw! We love Shakespeare don’t we folx

He also told NJPW he was going home, burnt that bridge working NOAH instead and then politely asked to leave the country after boosting protein powder or some shit, maybe there’s a pattern here beyond “TNA unfair!”

Also, if it’s not a 5-pin connection it’s not true MIDI

it's like Vice in reverse, because they got all their "We Gave a Homeless Guy Speed and Had Him Rank The X-Men Movies" out of their system early on

Nobody puts adam corner in a corner