Mayor Howard Vander
@mayor.bsky.social
Not so much a renaissance man as a guy who does stuff | music, pods, shitposts, YA novel, professor, brilliance, Fresca | he/him/howard | cool dude in a loose mood
"Stay tuned, folks!"
November 12, 2025 at 5:34 PM
"Stay tuned, folks!"
Huh, so that’s who I talk to, guess that makes sense
November 11, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Huh, so that’s who I talk to, guess that makes sense
“Now if we lose in 2028, some of you in this room will be going to prison, myself included.”
November 7, 2025 at 1:09 AM
“Now if we lose in 2028, some of you in this room will be going to prison, myself included.”
I am fucking dead
November 5, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I am fucking dead
“Love me and the world is mine”
November 5, 2025 at 9:38 PM
“Love me and the world is mine”
Just because the election’s over doesn’t mean I can’t sell this advert to any campaign that wants it
November 5, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Just because the election’s over doesn’t mean I can’t sell this advert to any campaign that wants it
is it 'running over a mysterious old crone on a country highway at night and fleeing the scene?'
November 4, 2025 at 3:34 PM
is it 'running over a mysterious old crone on a country highway at night and fleeing the scene?'
I mean I get they’s both greaseball goombas, ya know. But dat Fredo, he’s a top earner
November 4, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I mean I get they’s both greaseball goombas, ya know. But dat Fredo, he’s a top earner
Didn’t go out or do anything but you know I had to do it to em anyway
October 31, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Didn’t go out or do anything but you know I had to do it to em anyway
I love this creature so goddamn much
October 30, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I love this creature so goddamn much
Helena had something to say
October 29, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Helena had something to say