Mayor Howard Vander
@mayor.bsky.social
Not so much a renaissance man as a guy who does stuff | music, pods, shitposts, YA novel, professor, brilliance, Fresca | he/him/howard | cool dude in a loose mood
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I discovered that YouTube now autogenerates transcripts for episodes of The Jam and I am way too entertained by it
Gotta say gang, Running Man may be the worst movie I’ve seen in theatres since Beau is Afraid, though I was also expecting that one to be pretty alright
November 23, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Gotta say gang, Running Man may be the worst movie I’ve seen in theatres since Beau is Afraid, though I was also expecting that one to be pretty alright
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It’s a great day to send your mayor a tenner
November 22, 2025 at 3:11 PM
It’s a great day to send your mayor a tenner
It’s a great day to send your mayor a tenner
November 22, 2025 at 3:11 PM
It’s a great day to send your mayor a tenner
My ideology? Probably “anal only relationships,” maybe fireworks too
November 22, 2025 at 2:58 PM
My ideology? Probably “anal only relationships,” maybe fireworks too
I love the clip of Welles dragging Elia Kazan because it’s not pithy intellectual soundbiting, it’s passion flowing from a genuine sense of betrayal
November 22, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I love the clip of Welles dragging Elia Kazan because it’s not pithy intellectual soundbiting, it’s passion flowing from a genuine sense of betrayal
I genuinely think that for most people, all they need to come around on socialist thought is just learning what socialism is NOT
November 22, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I genuinely think that for most people, all they need to come around on socialist thought is just learning what socialism is NOT
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is that your hair or did a beaver crawl up on your head and die
November 22, 2025 at 12:38 AM
is that your hair or did a beaver crawl up on your head and die
If I was Obama I’d just post an IG photo of me smoking a blunt and flipping the bird with a caption saying “btw I was totally born in Kenya,” just for fun
November 22, 2025 at 12:37 AM
If I was Obama I’d just post an IG photo of me smoking a blunt and flipping the bird with a caption saying “btw I was totally born in Kenya,” just for fun
It’s gonna be wild when the GOP decides “Trump’s cool with Zohran, so am I” and the entire DNC spends the next three years screaming for socialist blood
November 22, 2025 at 12:33 AM
It’s gonna be wild when the GOP decides “Trump’s cool with Zohran, so am I” and the entire DNC spends the next three years screaming for socialist blood
Trump now pursuing articles of impeachment against JD to make room for his new bestie
November 22, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Trump now pursuing articles of impeachment against JD to make room for his new bestie
Five bucks says the meeting opened like:
“JD told me you wanna make Christmas illegal.”
“Nope.”
“Oh, okay!”
“JD told me you wanna make Christmas illegal.”
“Nope.”
“Oh, okay!”
November 21, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Five bucks says the meeting opened like:
“JD told me you wanna make Christmas illegal.”
“Nope.”
“Oh, okay!”
“JD told me you wanna make Christmas illegal.”
“Nope.”
“Oh, okay!”
Lotta people don’t think it stings to be called a “flibbertigibbet,” but it does, it stings like hell
November 21, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Lotta people don’t think it stings to be called a “flibbertigibbet,” but it does, it stings like hell
seems like the Zohran meeting probably went the best way possible but i also foresee a lot of people calling him a 'sellout' because he didn't walk in and demand that they arm-wrestle and the winner gets to choose the ideological system the country operates under going forward or whatever
November 21, 2025 at 9:02 PM
seems like the Zohran meeting probably went the best way possible but i also foresee a lot of people calling him a 'sellout' because he didn't walk in and demand that they arm-wrestle and the winner gets to choose the ideological system the country operates under going forward or whatever
Having NXT guys do this excursion-lite to NOAH seems like a solid idea, then you realize they just work like three matches in a month, come back to Florida and use none of what they learned in favor of 'house style'
November 21, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Having NXT guys do this excursion-lite to NOAH seems like a solid idea, then you realize they just work like three matches in a month, come back to Florida and use none of what they learned in favor of 'house style'
I’m in dire need of cerebral stimulation
November 21, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I’m in dire need of cerebral stimulation
saddens me that one day we'll run out of clips of interviews with William Friedkin where he responds with "yeah? well who cares what that asshole thinks, fuck him and fuck you"
November 21, 2025 at 8:04 PM
saddens me that one day we'll run out of clips of interviews with William Friedkin where he responds with "yeah? well who cares what that asshole thinks, fuck him and fuck you"
Why mourn dick Cheney when you could be taking “chicks” to “Denny’s”
November 21, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Why mourn dick Cheney when you could be taking “chicks” to “Denny’s”
any gals out there with unshaved armpits? tryin' to see something (unshaved armpits)
November 21, 2025 at 7:31 PM
any gals out there with unshaved armpits? tryin' to see something (unshaved armpits)
sometimes you show up at a DIY punk show and the bassist is playing a Rickenbacker and then i'm like 'you don't fool me for a fuckin second, trust fund baby'
November 21, 2025 at 7:11 PM
sometimes you show up at a DIY punk show and the bassist is playing a Rickenbacker and then i'm like 'you don't fool me for a fuckin second, trust fund baby'
going to start a dedicated "Pras Michel Innocent" wordpress and merch store and forget about it in four days
November 21, 2025 at 7:10 PM
going to start a dedicated "Pras Michel Innocent" wordpress and merch store and forget about it in four days
i'm not worried if i get swallowed by an anaconda, i'll just start chewing my way out from the inside and we'll see which of us truly wants it more
November 21, 2025 at 6:30 PM
i'm not worried if i get swallowed by an anaconda, i'll just start chewing my way out from the inside and we'll see which of us truly wants it more
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ever since i was a little girl i've always wanted to exceed the damage cap of 9999 with my Critical Attacks...
November 21, 2025 at 3:19 PM
ever since i was a little girl i've always wanted to exceed the damage cap of 9999 with my Critical Attacks...
The growing realization that FromSoft doesn’t actually understand how to write plots so they found a way to skip them entirely
November 21, 2025 at 4:21 PM
The growing realization that FromSoft doesn’t actually understand how to write plots so they found a way to skip them entirely
Daredevil would be better if they just focused on the court side of it, gimme a whole season where Matt’s defending Dr Strange on a drunk driving charge
November 21, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Daredevil would be better if they just focused on the court side of it, gimme a whole season where Matt’s defending Dr Strange on a drunk driving charge