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Franklinstein
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High Dexterity, High Intelligence, White Trash, Creed posting

#smokefleet
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smoking resin to get back to my white trash roots
im listening to Black Sabbath, fuck off
January 15, 2026 at 7:58 PM
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there are two kinds of packaging for legal weed

one is real housewives and the other is garbage pail kids
January 15, 2026 at 6:56 PM
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join us today! #cancelskip
January 15, 2026 at 5:56 PM
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i’m like if a shadow realm entity was a woman
January 15, 2026 at 3:42 AM
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I thought Greenland had a secret nuke. They don’t, which is why I’m starting a GFM to buy them one
January 15, 2026 at 2:01 AM
popping 6 blue chews just to see what happens
January 14, 2026 at 10:33 PM
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January 14, 2026 at 8:33 PM
call me zak bagans the way i keep getting ghosted
January 14, 2026 at 7:19 PM
Hermanos Gutierrez Tiny Desk Concert bc everything sucks rn but those 2 beautiful boys.
January 14, 2026 at 7:07 PM
A dingo took my baby, and taught em how to kick flip.
January 14, 2026 at 4:03 PM
yall gotta tell me in advance the next time we start sebulba posting
January 14, 2026 at 4:25 AM
dog at the bar
January 14, 2026 at 1:41 AM
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What I took away from the Lord of the Rings is that hobbits would be great drug mules.
January 14, 2026 at 12:39 AM
Michael Crappaport
January 13, 2026 at 11:00 PM
i will turn Scott Adams into a Frankenstein so he can keep posting
January 13, 2026 at 3:47 PM
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im the will stancil of eating pussy
January 13, 2026 at 2:35 AM
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They cast Al Roker dressed like Charlie Brown as the cyclops in Nolan's Odyssey
January 13, 2026 at 2:20 AM
First fuckin piece I cut of this king cake and I get the dang baby
January 13, 2026 at 1:23 AM
i be slurping that shit
January 12, 2026 at 11:47 PM
I'm not dead.
January 12, 2026 at 10:53 PM
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heavy is the stomach that has to shit
November 14, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 12:18 AM
heavy is the stomach that has to shit
November 14, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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This scene still gives me goosebumps
November 12, 2025 at 9:06 PM