i'm nobody, who are you?
@fivek.bsky.social
she/her
📍the world's borough
author of "nobody politics"
📍the world's borough
author of "nobody politics"
She was elected on a platform of killing me personally
No one should have to face such threats.
It would’ve been nice if Greene had realized this before she amplified and endorsed calls for executing Nancy Pelosi and Barack Obama.
It would’ve been nice if Greene had realized this before she amplified and endorsed calls for executing Nancy Pelosi and Barack Obama.
November 16, 2025 at 12:56 AM
She was elected on a platform of killing me personally
Incidentally, today I first heard this fourteen-year-old banger by Akon for political party "No Labels" a movement supported by Jeffery Epstein lol youtu.be/PAM9GHz81aM?...
November 15, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Incidentally, today I first heard this fourteen-year-old banger by Akon for political party "No Labels" a movement supported by Jeffery Epstein lol youtu.be/PAM9GHz81aM?...
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im glad hes drinking something that doesn’t affect his heart
John Fetterman has released a picture showing the injuries he sustained after falling on his face:
November 15, 2025 at 9:31 PM
im glad hes drinking something that doesn’t affect his heart
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Gone down a weird rabbithole with far-right Facebook slopaganda* about celebrities cancelling things as a result of the New York election result.
*I just invented this word: AI-generated disinformation content pumped onto social media by right-wing think tanks, and "slopaganda" was right there.
*I just invented this word: AI-generated disinformation content pumped onto social media by right-wing think tanks, and "slopaganda" was right there.
November 14, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Gone down a weird rabbithole with far-right Facebook slopaganda* about celebrities cancelling things as a result of the New York election result.
*I just invented this word: AI-generated disinformation content pumped onto social media by right-wing think tanks, and "slopaganda" was right there.
*I just invented this word: AI-generated disinformation content pumped onto social media by right-wing think tanks, and "slopaganda" was right there.
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god the pain on this man's face as he gets yet another jersey. jesus wept
The Pope welcomed a number of Hollywood film stars to the Vatican, where he called cinema a "vehicle of hope".
More than 100 film industry professionals were received at the Apostolic Palace, including Cate Blanchett, Alison Brie and Viggo Mortensen.
jrnl.ie/6875825
More than 100 film industry professionals were received at the Apostolic Palace, including Cate Blanchett, Alison Brie and Viggo Mortensen.
jrnl.ie/6875825
Pope greets Hollywood stars at the Vatican as he calls cinema a 'vehicle of hope'
Cate Blanchett, Spike Lee and Viggo Mortensen were among those the pope encouraged to use film to foster compassion and humanity.
jrnl.ie
November 15, 2025 at 2:45 PM
god the pain on this man's face as he gets yet another jersey. jesus wept
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The best Epstein email is where he's forwarding around No Labels third-party presidential nonsense
November 12, 2025 at 10:51 PM
The best Epstein email is where he's forwarding around No Labels third-party presidential nonsense
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CLT folks
CBP gearing up @ South Tryon & Westinghouse in Steele Creek as of the past half hour.
CBP gearing up @ South Tryon & Westinghouse in Steele Creek as of the past half hour.
November 15, 2025 at 1:34 PM
CLT folks
CBP gearing up @ South Tryon & Westinghouse in Steele Creek as of the past half hour.
CBP gearing up @ South Tryon & Westinghouse in Steele Creek as of the past half hour.
Reparations now, 40 acres and a mule or the equivalent in cash with interest
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 15, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Reparations now, 40 acres and a mule or the equivalent in cash with interest
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NYT: “Epstein emails a distraction from the Republican shutdown victory”
WSJ: “We estimate the Epstein files to be 67% Trump by weight”
WSJ: “We estimate the Epstein files to be 67% Trump by weight”
November 14, 2025 at 11:08 PM
NYT: “Epstein emails a distraction from the Republican shutdown victory”
WSJ: “We estimate the Epstein files to be 67% Trump by weight”
WSJ: “We estimate the Epstein files to be 67% Trump by weight”
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The glamor shots are sending me
Olivia Nuzzi Did It All for Love
www.nytimes.com
November 14, 2025 at 5:22 PM
The glamor shots are sending me
I'm from Florida and this is so emblematic. Story of my early adulthood. Ban abortion, flood the state with drugs, tank education standards (i.e. literate kids go to private school and in another state), sow GGW ethos, and thereby create a crop of minimum wage workers and girls to be trafficked.
I sometimes feel like they don’t want to end poverty or reduce inequality because they believe they’re entitled to a class of people they can prey upon
November 14, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I'm from Florida and this is so emblematic. Story of my early adulthood. Ban abortion, flood the state with drugs, tank education standards (i.e. literate kids go to private school and in another state), sow GGW ethos, and thereby create a crop of minimum wage workers and girls to be trafficked.
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8 years of "What is a woman?" and now it turns out that the comeback was "define a child"
November 14, 2025 at 1:00 PM
8 years of "What is a woman?" and now it turns out that the comeback was "define a child"
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I don't understand where he's going with this, do citizens get guaranteed public housing or are we paying rent?
JD Vance: "A lot of young people are saying housing is way too expensive. Why is that? Because we flooded the country with 30 million illegal immigrants who were taking houses that ought by right go to American citizens."
November 14, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I don't understand where he's going with this, do citizens get guaranteed public housing or are we paying rent?
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‘Stop emailing each other all the time you fucking idiots!’
November 13, 2025 at 11:47 PM
‘Stop emailing each other all the time you fucking idiots!’
Woah lmao
TIRED: trump killed epstein bc he knew too much about the sex crimes
WIRED: mnuchin killed epstein bc he knew he had to stay on at treasury in order to keep the world economy on track
WIRED: mnuchin killed epstein bc he knew he had to stay on at treasury in order to keep the world economy on track
well that's odd, because in late december 2018 epstein tells larry summers he's in palm beach, summers asks if he's going to mar-a-lago, then christmas morning epstein tells summers he's "being asked for 3 names to replace mnuchin"
November 13, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Woah lmao
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well at least if you're a quisling to these freakish men you're treated with respect [earpiece buzzes] hol up
November 13, 2025 at 8:46 PM
well at least if you're a quisling to these freakish men you're treated with respect [earpiece buzzes] hol up
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Also, why Peter Thiel made sure Gawker ceased to exist
November 13, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Also, why Peter Thiel made sure Gawker ceased to exist
Reminder that tens of thousands of girls are married off to adult men every year in this wretched country!
November 13, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Reminder that tens of thousands of girls are married off to adult men every year in this wretched country!
Huge opportunity for an aspiring "left libertarian" here!
Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
November 13, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Huge opportunity for an aspiring "left libertarian" here!
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As libertarians and perverts (same thing) know: there's a workaround!
November 13, 2025 at 7:46 PM
As libertarians and perverts (same thing) know: there's a workaround!
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Thinking today how homelessness runs through this story, through Epstein's (Virginia Guiffre had been homeless before meeting him), and even through Gaiman's (his nanny was sleeping on the beach when Palmer recruited her, and he used threats of homelessness against another victim).
The woman whom the House Ethics Committee determined Matt Gaetz paid for sex when she was 17 years old was living in a homeless shelter, working at McDonald's, and needed the money for braces www.nytimes.com/2025/11/13/u...
November 13, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Thinking today how homelessness runs through this story, through Epstein's (Virginia Guiffre had been homeless before meeting him), and even through Gaiman's (his nanny was sleeping on the beach when Palmer recruited her, and he used threats of homelessness against another victim).
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"American girls have to sell sex to the nominee for attorney general of the United States to get braces" sounds like Soviet propaganda
November 13, 2025 at 7:19 PM
"American girls have to sell sex to the nominee for attorney general of the United States to get braces" sounds like Soviet propaganda
Matt Gaetz and his entourage of psycho GOP henchmen raped a 17-year-old homeless girl who worked at McDonalds.
Reminder that we live in an age where some insist this was okay because he paid her for it and 17-year-olds can consent to sex with adults!
GIFT LINK 🔗 www.nytimes.com/2025/11/13/u...
Reminder that we live in an age where some insist this was okay because he paid her for it and 17-year-olds can consent to sex with adults!
GIFT LINK 🔗 www.nytimes.com/2025/11/13/u...
In Matt Gaetz Scandal, Circumstances Left Teen Vulnerable to Exploitation
www.nytimes.com
November 13, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Matt Gaetz and his entourage of psycho GOP henchmen raped a 17-year-old homeless girl who worked at McDonalds.
Reminder that we live in an age where some insist this was okay because he paid her for it and 17-year-olds can consent to sex with adults!
GIFT LINK 🔗 www.nytimes.com/2025/11/13/u...
Reminder that we live in an age where some insist this was okay because he paid her for it and 17-year-olds can consent to sex with adults!
GIFT LINK 🔗 www.nytimes.com/2025/11/13/u...
I also don't think porn should sexualize a woman (or anyone) getting shot in the head or stabbed; chat am I a prude because this isn't crazy to me?
Once again, the U.K. reminds me to be ever so grateful for the First Amendment
reason.com/2025/11/12/m...
Let's do a brief thread about some of the crazy sex- and speech-related proposals in the country's new crime bill
reason.com/2025/11/12/m...
Let's do a brief thread about some of the crazy sex- and speech-related proposals in the country's new crime bill
November 13, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I also don't think porn should sexualize a woman (or anyone) getting shot in the head or stabbed; chat am I a prude because this isn't crazy to me?