Phil
@fatboyfat.bsky.social
Never knowingly underweight.
Avi courtesy of @dochackenbush.bsky.social
Avi courtesy of @dochackenbush.bsky.social
My list is mainly quite boring:
Introduce yourself with 5 cars you’ve owned.
Mini 1000
Ford Escort mk2
Renault 11 GTL
MG BGT
Alfa Romeo 156
Introduce yourself with 5 cars you’ve owned.
Mini 1000
Ford Escort mk2
Renault 11 GTL
MG BGT
Alfa Romeo 156
This is more like it.
Introduce yourself with 5 cars you've owned
Saab 900i
Porsche 944 s2
Ford Puma (the proper one, the coupe)
Toyota MR2 MK1
Ford Escort Calypso
Introduce yourself with 5 cars you've owned
Saab 900i
Porsche 944 s2
Ford Puma (the proper one, the coupe)
Toyota MR2 MK1
Ford Escort Calypso
Introduce yourself with 5 cars you've owned
Mk2 Polo Coupe Sport
Mercedes C Class Coupe
Alfa Romeo GTV Cup
VW Tiguan
Nissan Juke
Mk2 Polo Coupe Sport
Mercedes C Class Coupe
Alfa Romeo GTV Cup
VW Tiguan
Nissan Juke
November 29, 2025 at 12:45 PM
My list is mainly quite boring:
Introduce yourself with 5 cars you’ve owned.
Mini 1000
Ford Escort mk2
Renault 11 GTL
MG BGT
Alfa Romeo 156
Introduce yourself with 5 cars you’ve owned.
Mini 1000
Ford Escort mk2
Renault 11 GTL
MG BGT
Alfa Romeo 156
People who don’t think humanity is capable of beauty need to listen to the bass guitar in the instrumental bits of ELO’s Mr Blue Sky.
November 28, 2025 at 11:43 PM
People who don’t think humanity is capable of beauty need to listen to the bass guitar in the instrumental bits of ELO’s Mr Blue Sky.
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Alligators can live up to 100 years, which is why there's an increased chance that they will see you later.
November 27, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Alligators can live up to 100 years, which is why there's an increased chance that they will see you later.
Henry is perfecting the pose but I don’t know how I’ll break the news to him that cats don’t need passport photos.
November 24, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Henry is perfecting the pose but I don’t know how I’ll break the news to him that cats don’t need passport photos.
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If you’re a journalist who’s still on Twitter, from now on in your writing you have to replace “the American people want” with “troll bots in Eastern Europe demand”
Being there makes your judgment suspect. I don’t care how savvy you think you are, you’re marinating in a disinformation campaign.
Being there makes your judgment suspect. I don’t care how savvy you think you are, you’re marinating in a disinformation campaign.
November 23, 2025 at 4:27 PM
If you’re a journalist who’s still on Twitter, from now on in your writing you have to replace “the American people want” with “troll bots in Eastern Europe demand”
Being there makes your judgment suspect. I don’t care how savvy you think you are, you’re marinating in a disinformation campaign.
Being there makes your judgment suspect. I don’t care how savvy you think you are, you’re marinating in a disinformation campaign.
The bloke who normally wrote things was off on the day we needed something writing.
Professional writer for 20+ years.
Professional writer for 20+ years.
November 23, 2025 at 12:30 AM
The bloke who normally wrote things was off on the day we needed something writing.
Professional writer for 20+ years.
Professional writer for 20+ years.
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This need to be a thing.
November 22, 2025 at 1:46 PM
This need to be a thing.
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The Roman Empire prospered due to open borders, mass immigration and diversity then fell because of huge wealth inequality and corrupt leadership. I just thought I'd mention it.
November 20, 2025 at 11:55 PM
The Roman Empire prospered due to open borders, mass immigration and diversity then fell because of huge wealth inequality and corrupt leadership. I just thought I'd mention it.
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I'm at that age where my mind still thinks I'm 29, my sense of humour suggests I'm 12, whilst my body mostly keeps asking if I'm sure I'm not dead yet.
November 20, 2024 at 2:25 PM
I'm at that age where my mind still thinks I'm 29, my sense of humour suggests I'm 12, whilst my body mostly keeps asking if I'm sure I'm not dead yet.
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The fact that people risk their lives to come to the UK from France says these people are strongly committed to the UK and we should fucking cherish them as opposed to people who hate the BBC and the National Trust and the RNLI and every other British institution who should fuck off to Dubai.
But why are they coming here? How? You're imagining fictional versions of reality based on your own leftist fantasies. You tell me why people are risking their lives to reach the UK, from France.
November 16, 2025 at 2:44 PM
The fact that people risk their lives to come to the UK from France says these people are strongly committed to the UK and we should fucking cherish them as opposed to people who hate the BBC and the National Trust and the RNLI and every other British institution who should fuck off to Dubai.
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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, and I’ll start to suspect you’re some sort of automatic fooling machine
December 21, 2024 at 4:41 PM
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, and I’ll start to suspect you’re some sort of automatic fooling machine
“…and it’s about this cop, but get this, he’s a cop in a shopping mall…”
Pope Leo has shared his four favorite movies of all time, as the Vatican prepares to host dozens of actors and directors in a “World of Cinema” gathering on Saturday at his official residence. See which films made the pope's list. nyti.ms/4p3exK9
Pope Leo Shares His Favorite Movies Ahead of Vatican Event
The list leans heavily on uplifting classics.
nyti.ms
November 12, 2025 at 7:55 AM
“…and it’s about this cop, but get this, he’s a cop in a shopping mall…”
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We all know that Americans don't understand sarcasm so the Beeb should just do the most ott apology imaginable to Trump and everybody's happy.
November 10, 2025 at 9:10 PM
We all know that Americans don't understand sarcasm so the Beeb should just do the most ott apology imaginable to Trump and everybody's happy.
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Don’t make me per my last email you
November 10, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Don’t make me per my last email you
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The BBC employ roughly twice as many people as the UK fishing industry. You'd think people would question Farage's patriotism and intentions wanting it shut down.
November 10, 2025 at 6:54 PM
The BBC employ roughly twice as many people as the UK fishing industry. You'd think people would question Farage's patriotism and intentions wanting it shut down.
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I could stand to lose 20 pounds, but it is so much easier to sit and keep it.
November 9, 2025 at 2:20 PM
I could stand to lose 20 pounds, but it is so much easier to sit and keep it.
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What would we no longer have if fireworks were banned? Terrified pets, yet more pointless plastic released into the environment, antisocial moronic noise. Call me crazy but I reckon we can just about cope with that kind of loss, as a species.
November 8, 2025 at 7:22 PM
What would we no longer have if fireworks were banned? Terrified pets, yet more pointless plastic released into the environment, antisocial moronic noise. Call me crazy but I reckon we can just about cope with that kind of loss, as a species.
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The king to prince andrew
November 6, 2025 at 9:48 PM
The king to prince andrew
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Which one is more English?
November 6, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Which one is more English?
Look, just how can that little kid afford anything from Pandora?
November 5, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Look, just how can that little kid afford anything from Pandora?
My credit card company sends me emails entitled “It’s Statement Time” and all I get is this earworm.
youtu.be/Hqfsukw9S6Y?...
youtu.be/Hqfsukw9S6Y?...
Business Time - Flight Of The Conchords
YouTube video by Flight of the Conchords
youtu.be
November 4, 2025 at 3:36 PM
My credit card company sends me emails entitled “It’s Statement Time” and all I get is this earworm.
youtu.be/Hqfsukw9S6Y?...
youtu.be/Hqfsukw9S6Y?...
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Hello! My CEO Roscoe and I are giving away TWO signed copies of my novel 1983 to two randomly selected people who repost this & pop a reply below. You also get a free postcard of this illustration of Roscoe by my mum.
It’s been called “Stranger Things rewritten by Kurt Vonnegut & Sue Townsend”…
It’s been called “Stranger Things rewritten by Kurt Vonnegut & Sue Townsend”…
November 1, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Hello! My CEO Roscoe and I are giving away TWO signed copies of my novel 1983 to two randomly selected people who repost this & pop a reply below. You also get a free postcard of this illustration of Roscoe by my mum.
It’s been called “Stranger Things rewritten by Kurt Vonnegut & Sue Townsend”…
It’s been called “Stranger Things rewritten by Kurt Vonnegut & Sue Townsend”…
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Just sharing this cartoon made by Niels again.
Shieldwalls are awesome.
Regularly check in with loved ones to make sure they're perhaps in need of a shieldwall.
www.facebook.com/CouldBeWorse...
Shieldwalls are awesome.
Regularly check in with loved ones to make sure they're perhaps in need of a shieldwall.
www.facebook.com/CouldBeWorse...
November 1, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Just sharing this cartoon made by Niels again.
Shieldwalls are awesome.
Regularly check in with loved ones to make sure they're perhaps in need of a shieldwall.
www.facebook.com/CouldBeWorse...
Shieldwalls are awesome.
Regularly check in with loved ones to make sure they're perhaps in need of a shieldwall.
www.facebook.com/CouldBeWorse...
Watching John Mulaney at Radio City - again. And it’s all your fault @jamesecook.bsky.social
November 1, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Watching John Mulaney at Radio City - again. And it’s all your fault @jamesecook.bsky.social