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FUN FACT: Salt-N-Pepa’s “Push it” was written about trying to close the cupboard where you keep your Tupperware.
November 6, 2025 at 11:11 PM
FUN FACT: Salt-N-Pepa’s “Push it” was written about trying to close the cupboard where you keep your Tupperware.
Halloween is always a sad time of year for me, as it reminds me of my late uncle, who we discovered had a skeleton inside him all along.
November 2, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Halloween is always a sad time of year for me, as it reminds me of my late uncle, who we discovered had a skeleton inside him all along.
Are child car seats designed to prevent food/dirt/mess from accumulating? No.
But are they designed to be easy to take apart and clean? Also no.
But are they designed to be easy to take apart and clean? Also no.
October 30, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Are child car seats designed to prevent food/dirt/mess from accumulating? No.
But are they designed to be easy to take apart and clean? Also no.
But are they designed to be easy to take apart and clean? Also no.
BREAKING: Loophole in the law means the robbers may actually be able to keep the jewels. It’s known as “Finders Keepers, Louvre’s Weepers”.
October 26, 2025 at 12:33 PM
BREAKING: Loophole in the law means the robbers may actually be able to keep the jewels. It’s known as “Finders Keepers, Louvre’s Weepers”.
I have an online course that teaches you how to trick people into thinking you’re a dolphin on a golf course. Just click on the links.
October 11, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I have an online course that teaches you how to trick people into thinking you’re a dolphin on a golf course. Just click on the links.
Ozempic website asked if I accept cookies. Why else do you think I’m here?
September 14, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Ozempic website asked if I accept cookies. Why else do you think I’m here?
Huge missed opportunity not to buy their own boat and call it Buoyancé.
September 13, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Huge missed opportunity not to buy their own boat and call it Buoyancé.
Why do we need just one Pope? What about a committee or a selection of different Popes to add some diversity. A Pope Pourri, if you will.
April 22, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Why do we need just one Pope? What about a committee or a selection of different Popes to add some diversity. A Pope Pourri, if you will.
A rocket scientist, a guy with a car, and Brad Pitt walk into a bar. Shania Twain is in there, and isn’t very impressed.
April 12, 2025 at 10:55 AM
A rocket scientist, a guy with a car, and Brad Pitt walk into a bar. Shania Twain is in there, and isn’t very impressed.
Not sure whether or not to believe this Wikipedia page
April 8, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Not sure whether or not to believe this Wikipedia page
Russell Brand has never been one to shy away from a long sentence.
April 5, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Russell Brand has never been one to shy away from a long sentence.
It would be hilarious if they found the ‘final’ missing Lord of the Rings novel and it revealed that the rest of the story was just preamble for Tolkien’s chicken chasseur recipe.
March 30, 2025 at 4:37 PM
It would be hilarious if they found the ‘final’ missing Lord of the Rings novel and it revealed that the rest of the story was just preamble for Tolkien’s chicken chasseur recipe.
My uncle married his radiographer, but I don’t know what she sees in him.
March 27, 2025 at 4:45 PM
My uncle married his radiographer, but I don’t know what she sees in him.
Michael Stipe’s top ingredient in a curry? That’s ghee in the korma.
March 22, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Michael Stipe’s top ingredient in a curry? That’s ghee in the korma.
Apparently reptiles find 80s music relaxing, which is good news if you need a calmer, calmer, calmer, calmer, calmer chameleon.
March 21, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Apparently reptiles find 80s music relaxing, which is good news if you need a calmer, calmer, calmer, calmer, calmer chameleon.
They say “it takes a village”, which is great news for those of us who are the idiots.
March 19, 2025 at 1:25 PM
They say “it takes a village”, which is great news for those of us who are the idiots.
CHALLENGES OF OWNING A FRUIT & VEGETABLE MARKET STALL:
- Competing with supermarket prices
- Increasing cost to rent market space
- Constant risk of stall/stock being destroyed by high-speed movie chase
- Competing with supermarket prices
- Increasing cost to rent market space
- Constant risk of stall/stock being destroyed by high-speed movie chase
March 19, 2025 at 11:23 AM
CHALLENGES OF OWNING A FRUIT & VEGETABLE MARKET STALL:
- Competing with supermarket prices
- Increasing cost to rent market space
- Constant risk of stall/stock being destroyed by high-speed movie chase
- Competing with supermarket prices
- Increasing cost to rent market space
- Constant risk of stall/stock being destroyed by high-speed movie chase
People say straws aren’t dangerous to animals if we keep them out of the ocean, but try telling that to a camel with a broken back.
March 18, 2025 at 11:59 AM
People say straws aren’t dangerous to animals if we keep them out of the ocean, but try telling that to a camel with a broken back.
When a jellyfish makes a joke in front of his posh friends
March 15, 2025 at 3:56 PM
When a jellyfish makes a joke in front of his posh friends
The reason it gets abbreviated to ‘typo’ is because people made so many spelling mistakes writing ‘typopotamus’.
March 15, 2025 at 11:50 AM
The reason it gets abbreviated to ‘typo’ is because people made so many spelling mistakes writing ‘typopotamus’.
Have my annual skin cancer check this week so already practicing my thinking face for the moment afterwards where the receptionist books for next year and asks if I happen to be free on a random Thursday morning in 12 months’ time.
March 15, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Have my annual skin cancer check this week so already practicing my thinking face for the moment afterwards where the receptionist books for next year and asks if I happen to be free on a random Thursday morning in 12 months’ time.
We've only done the first four days, but already finding it hard work designing this new diary for Robert Smith. Hope he likes Friday more.
March 12, 2025 at 11:49 AM
We've only done the first four days, but already finding it hard work designing this new diary for Robert Smith. Hope he likes Friday more.
Any meeting can be more fun if you refer to the first slide of the presentation as the "agenda reveal party".
March 7, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Any meeting can be more fun if you refer to the first slide of the presentation as the "agenda reveal party".
"I often pretend to be parts of a bicycle wheel," said a spokesperson.
March 6, 2025 at 7:09 PM
"I often pretend to be parts of a bicycle wheel," said a spokesperson.
The WeightWatchers website just asked if I “accept all cookies” and to be honest I wouldn’t be there if I didn’t.
March 1, 2025 at 9:00 PM
The WeightWatchers website just asked if I “accept all cookies” and to be honest I wouldn’t be there if I didn’t.