Huge missed opportunity not to buy their own boat and call it Buoyancé.

Not sure whether or not to believe this Wikipedia page

When a jellyfish makes a joke in front of his posh friends

We've only done the first four days, but already finding it hard work designing this new diary for Robert Smith. Hope he likes Friday more.

Me cutting my kids’ peanut butter sandwiches into heart shapes for Valentine’s Day:

Fake Christmas tree vs. the box you have to get it back into

AGAIN?! That title seems to be cursed.

The least realistic thing about vampire movies is how great their hair looks when they can’t see themselves in the mirror.