Phil
@fatboyfat.bsky.social
Never knowingly underweight.
Avi courtesy of @dochackenbush.bsky.social
Avi courtesy of @dochackenbush.bsky.social
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I'm at that age where my mind still thinks I'm 29, my sense of humour suggests I'm 12, whilst my body mostly keeps asking if I'm sure I'm not dead yet.
November 20, 2024 at 2:25 PM
I'm at that age where my mind still thinks I'm 29, my sense of humour suggests I'm 12, whilst my body mostly keeps asking if I'm sure I'm not dead yet.
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The fact that people risk their lives to come to the UK from France says these people are strongly committed to the UK and we should fucking cherish them as opposed to people who hate the BBC and the National Trust and the RNLI and every other British institution who should fuck off to Dubai.
But why are they coming here? How? You're imagining fictional versions of reality based on your own leftist fantasies. You tell me why people are risking their lives to reach the UK, from France.
November 16, 2025 at 2:44 PM
The fact that people risk their lives to come to the UK from France says these people are strongly committed to the UK and we should fucking cherish them as opposed to people who hate the BBC and the National Trust and the RNLI and every other British institution who should fuck off to Dubai.
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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, and I’ll start to suspect you’re some sort of automatic fooling machine
December 21, 2024 at 4:41 PM
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, and I’ll start to suspect you’re some sort of automatic fooling machine
“…and it’s about this cop, but get this, he’s a cop in a shopping mall…”
Pope Leo has shared his four favorite movies of all time, as the Vatican prepares to host dozens of actors and directors in a “World of Cinema” gathering on Saturday at his official residence. See which films made the pope's list. nyti.ms/4p3exK9
Pope Leo Shares His Favorite Movies Ahead of Vatican Event
The list leans heavily on uplifting classics.
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November 12, 2025 at 7:55 AM
“…and it’s about this cop, but get this, he’s a cop in a shopping mall…”
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We all know that Americans don't understand sarcasm so the Beeb should just do the most ott apology imaginable to Trump and everybody's happy.
November 10, 2025 at 9:10 PM
We all know that Americans don't understand sarcasm so the Beeb should just do the most ott apology imaginable to Trump and everybody's happy.
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Don’t make me per my last email you
November 10, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Don’t make me per my last email you
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The BBC employ roughly twice as many people as the UK fishing industry. You'd think people would question Farage's patriotism and intentions wanting it shut down.
November 10, 2025 at 6:54 PM
The BBC employ roughly twice as many people as the UK fishing industry. You'd think people would question Farage's patriotism and intentions wanting it shut down.
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I could stand to lose 20 pounds, but it is so much easier to sit and keep it.
November 9, 2025 at 2:20 PM
I could stand to lose 20 pounds, but it is so much easier to sit and keep it.
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What would we no longer have if fireworks were banned? Terrified pets, yet more pointless plastic released into the environment, antisocial moronic noise. Call me crazy but I reckon we can just about cope with that kind of loss, as a species.
November 8, 2025 at 7:22 PM
What would we no longer have if fireworks were banned? Terrified pets, yet more pointless plastic released into the environment, antisocial moronic noise. Call me crazy but I reckon we can just about cope with that kind of loss, as a species.
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The king to prince andrew
November 6, 2025 at 9:48 PM
The king to prince andrew
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Which one is more English?
November 6, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Which one is more English?
Look, just how can that little kid afford anything from Pandora?
November 5, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Look, just how can that little kid afford anything from Pandora?
My credit card company sends me emails entitled “It’s Statement Time” and all I get is this earworm.
youtu.be/Hqfsukw9S6Y?...
youtu.be/Hqfsukw9S6Y?...
Business Time - Flight Of The Conchords
YouTube video by Flight of the Conchords
youtu.be
November 4, 2025 at 3:36 PM
My credit card company sends me emails entitled “It’s Statement Time” and all I get is this earworm.
youtu.be/Hqfsukw9S6Y?...
youtu.be/Hqfsukw9S6Y?...
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Hello! My CEO Roscoe and I are giving away TWO signed copies of my novel 1983 to two randomly selected people who repost this & pop a reply below. You also get a free postcard of this illustration of Roscoe by my mum.
It’s been called “Stranger Things rewritten by Kurt Vonnegut & Sue Townsend”…
It’s been called “Stranger Things rewritten by Kurt Vonnegut & Sue Townsend”…
November 1, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Hello! My CEO Roscoe and I are giving away TWO signed copies of my novel 1983 to two randomly selected people who repost this & pop a reply below. You also get a free postcard of this illustration of Roscoe by my mum.
It’s been called “Stranger Things rewritten by Kurt Vonnegut & Sue Townsend”…
It’s been called “Stranger Things rewritten by Kurt Vonnegut & Sue Townsend”…
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Just sharing this cartoon made by Niels again.
Shieldwalls are awesome.
Regularly check in with loved ones to make sure they're perhaps in need of a shieldwall.
www.facebook.com/CouldBeWorse...
Shieldwalls are awesome.
Regularly check in with loved ones to make sure they're perhaps in need of a shieldwall.
www.facebook.com/CouldBeWorse...
November 1, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Just sharing this cartoon made by Niels again.
Shieldwalls are awesome.
Regularly check in with loved ones to make sure they're perhaps in need of a shieldwall.
www.facebook.com/CouldBeWorse...
Shieldwalls are awesome.
Regularly check in with loved ones to make sure they're perhaps in need of a shieldwall.
www.facebook.com/CouldBeWorse...
Watching John Mulaney at Radio City - again. And it’s all your fault @jamesecook.bsky.social
November 1, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Watching John Mulaney at Radio City - again. And it’s all your fault @jamesecook.bsky.social
I don’t know why, but the hijab-wearing receptionist at my GP saying “lovely jubbly” to me just now has made me grin.
October 25, 2025 at 12:01 PM
I don’t know why, but the hijab-wearing receptionist at my GP saying “lovely jubbly” to me just now has made me grin.
What is it like inside your head?
October 24, 2025 at 8:52 PM
What is it like inside your head?
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Take six minutes and forty eight seconds out of your day to relish this. It is joy unconfined. youtu.be/_ul7X5js1vE?...
Stevie Wonder - Superstition live on Sesame Street
YouTube video by Ryan's Smashing Life
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October 24, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Take six minutes and forty eight seconds out of your day to relish this. It is joy unconfined. youtu.be/_ul7X5js1vE?...
When you go to the kitchen at work to make a tea. You have headphones on as you’re listening to music.
As you face the sink you allow yourself to indulge in a ‘Celia Imrie moment.’
Then you turn around and find you were not, in fact, the only person in the kitchen.
As you face the sink you allow yourself to indulge in a ‘Celia Imrie moment.’
Then you turn around and find you were not, in fact, the only person in the kitchen.
October 23, 2025 at 1:54 PM
When you go to the kitchen at work to make a tea. You have headphones on as you’re listening to music.
As you face the sink you allow yourself to indulge in a ‘Celia Imrie moment.’
Then you turn around and find you were not, in fact, the only person in the kitchen.
As you face the sink you allow yourself to indulge in a ‘Celia Imrie moment.’
Then you turn around and find you were not, in fact, the only person in the kitchen.
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Every morning: It's definitely Jonathan
Every round table: Let's accuse literally every faithful instead
#CelebrityTraitors
Every round table: Let's accuse literally every faithful instead
#CelebrityTraitors
October 22, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Every morning: It's definitely Jonathan
Every round table: Let's accuse literally every faithful instead
#CelebrityTraitors
Every round table: Let's accuse literally every faithful instead
#CelebrityTraitors
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Still trying to use the word "overmorrow" as much as possible in daily life since finding out it means "the day after tomorrow".
Overmorrow it is likely I will be found walking on a rain-blasted moor, deep in thought, then purchasing lightbulbs from B&Q & shopping around for cheaper car insurance.
Overmorrow it is likely I will be found walking on a rain-blasted moor, deep in thought, then purchasing lightbulbs from B&Q & shopping around for cheaper car insurance.
October 15, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Still trying to use the word "overmorrow" as much as possible in daily life since finding out it means "the day after tomorrow".
Overmorrow it is likely I will be found walking on a rain-blasted moor, deep in thought, then purchasing lightbulbs from B&Q & shopping around for cheaper car insurance.
Overmorrow it is likely I will be found walking on a rain-blasted moor, deep in thought, then purchasing lightbulbs from B&Q & shopping around for cheaper car insurance.
Listening to “It’s the end of the world as we know it” by REM while doing anything else is an exercise in futility.
You’ll be needed for the LEONARD BERNSTEIN every time.
You’ll be needed for the LEONARD BERNSTEIN every time.
October 13, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Listening to “It’s the end of the world as we know it” by REM while doing anything else is an exercise in futility.
You’ll be needed for the LEONARD BERNSTEIN every time.
You’ll be needed for the LEONARD BERNSTEIN every time.
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NEWS! Man who thinks painting a flag on a roundabout improves the look of the neighbourhood not that keen on a spot of litter-picking
Man who thinks painting a flag on a roundabout improves the look of the neighbourhood not that keen on a spot of litter-picking
A man who believes daubing a St George’s Cross onto every available roundabout improves the look of the neighbourhood, has steadfastly refused to bend down and pick up a single crisp packet. Local …
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October 13, 2025 at 9:21 AM
NEWS! Man who thinks painting a flag on a roundabout improves the look of the neighbourhood not that keen on a spot of litter-picking