Phil
@fatboyfat.bsky.social
Never knowingly underweight.
Avi courtesy of @dochackenbush.bsky.social
Avi courtesy of @dochackenbush.bsky.social
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From the official White House account, not realising that penguins are Antarctica not the Arctic.
The White House also saying penguins and Trump have the same sized feet.
The White House also saying penguins and Trump have the same sized feet.
January 23, 2026 at 10:45 PM
From the official White House account, not realising that penguins are Antarctica not the Arctic.
The White House also saying penguins and Trump have the same sized feet.
The White House also saying penguins and Trump have the same sized feet.
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🚨 BREAKING: Keir Starmer has called on Donald Trump to apologise for his "insulting and frankly appalling" comments about British troops in Afghanistan 👏
January 23, 2026 at 4:35 PM
🚨 BREAKING: Keir Starmer has called on Donald Trump to apologise for his "insulting and frankly appalling" comments about British troops in Afghanistan 👏
Watching an old series of Taskmaster and, no judging as they’re both single, it’s the one where one of the contestants definitely bumped uglies with Greg.
January 21, 2026 at 8:57 PM
Watching an old series of Taskmaster and, no judging as they’re both single, it’s the one where one of the contestants definitely bumped uglies with Greg.
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Trump in Davos, Switzerland:
"Without us, right now you'd all be speaking German".
German is the main language of Switzerland.
"Without us, right now you'd all be speaking German".
German is the main language of Switzerland.
January 21, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Trump in Davos, Switzerland:
"Without us, right now you'd all be speaking German".
German is the main language of Switzerland.
"Without us, right now you'd all be speaking German".
German is the main language of Switzerland.
In Stranger Things, they repeatedly played that Kate Bush song to Max, so she stayed in touch with the real world and protected from Vecna.
I reckon the vibe would have been different had her favourite song been Grandma’s Party by Paul Nicholas.
I reckon the vibe would have been different had her favourite song been Grandma’s Party by Paul Nicholas.
January 21, 2026 at 7:11 AM
In Stranger Things, they repeatedly played that Kate Bush song to Max, so she stayed in touch with the real world and protected from Vecna.
I reckon the vibe would have been different had her favourite song been Grandma’s Party by Paul Nicholas.
I reckon the vibe would have been different had her favourite song been Grandma’s Party by Paul Nicholas.
Has anybody done the Dignitas joke yet?
January 20, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Has anybody done the Dignitas joke yet?
Oh yes, the bosses always heartily encourage hot-desking.
But they’re silent on what you do when you inherit a mouse whose scroll-wheel has been worn smooth.
*shudder*
But they’re silent on what you do when you inherit a mouse whose scroll-wheel has been worn smooth.
*shudder*
January 20, 2026 at 12:23 PM
Oh yes, the bosses always heartily encourage hot-desking.
But they’re silent on what you do when you inherit a mouse whose scroll-wheel has been worn smooth.
*shudder*
But they’re silent on what you do when you inherit a mouse whose scroll-wheel has been worn smooth.
*shudder*
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Robert Jenrick complaining that the country is broken is like Fred West complaining that his patio is uneven.
January 16, 2026 at 2:16 PM
Robert Jenrick complaining that the country is broken is like Fred West complaining that his patio is uneven.
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Britain is one of the best places in recorded history to be born, live, work and grow old. Lots of room for improvement obviously but combat the pessimism, it’s the forerunner of fascism.
every provocateur who wangs on all the time about Britain being “broken” should be sent to an actual failed state or autocracy for a month as a learning experience, there’s no shortage of them
January 17, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Britain is one of the best places in recorded history to be born, live, work and grow old. Lots of room for improvement obviously but combat the pessimism, it’s the forerunner of fascism.
Good afternoon from this lady of a certain age.
January 17, 2026 at 12:41 PM
Good afternoon from this lady of a certain age.
Can you smell burning? #FridayNightDrinkingHats #FridayNightThinkingHats
January 16, 2026 at 7:37 PM
Can you smell burning? #FridayNightDrinkingHats #FridayNightThinkingHats
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typical ai use case
January 15, 2026 at 1:10 PM
typical ai use case
QOTD: What car do you want most, but know would be an absolutely miserable experience to own?
January 13, 2026 at 7:03 AM
QOTD: What car do you want most, but know would be an absolutely miserable experience to own?
I have eaten
the IQ points
that were in
the icebox
and which
you were probably
saving
to mention on Bluesky
Forgive me
they were delicious
so sweet
all 142 of them
the IQ points
that were in
the icebox
and which
you were probably
saving
to mention on Bluesky
Forgive me
they were delicious
so sweet
all 142 of them
January 12, 2026 at 1:59 PM
I have eaten
the IQ points
that were in
the icebox
and which
you were probably
saving
to mention on Bluesky
Forgive me
they were delicious
so sweet
all 142 of them
the IQ points
that were in
the icebox
and which
you were probably
saving
to mention on Bluesky
Forgive me
they were delicious
so sweet
all 142 of them
Timeline cleanse: snoring cat
January 10, 2026 at 9:37 PM
Timeline cleanse: snoring cat
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If only my nan hadn't died in 2009 and had moved from Kimberley, Nottinghamshire, to Silicon Valley. I reckon her "move slow and repair things" motto would have worked out much better for everyone.
January 10, 2026 at 10:19 AM
If only my nan hadn't died in 2009 and had moved from Kimberley, Nottinghamshire, to Silicon Valley. I reckon her "move slow and repair things" motto would have worked out much better for everyone.
Huck me it’s cold out there. #FridayNightDrinkingHats
January 9, 2026 at 8:10 PM
Huck me it’s cold out there. #FridayNightDrinkingHats
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someone just asked grok to show a photo of me with more clothes on.
January 8, 2026 at 3:06 PM
someone just asked grok to show a photo of me with more clothes on.
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“David, who shall we invite to the wedding?”
“Bono. Ono. Eno.”
“I love you, you unstoppable conceptual bastard.”
“Bono. Ono. Eno.”
“I love you, you unstoppable conceptual bastard.”
October 28, 2024 at 11:46 AM
“David, who shall we invite to the wedding?”
“Bono. Ono. Eno.”
“I love you, you unstoppable conceptual bastard.”
“Bono. Ono. Eno.”
“I love you, you unstoppable conceptual bastard.”
So “X, formerly known as Twitter” has been replaced by “The child porn generating site, formerly known as X”.
January 7, 2026 at 4:23 PM
So “X, formerly known as Twitter” has been replaced by “The child porn generating site, formerly known as X”.
Listening to Three Bean Salad in the car on the way to work, and now I can’t have a normal meeting without dragging the conversation off onto a 20 minute unrelated tangent for no apparent reason.
January 7, 2026 at 10:08 AM
Listening to Three Bean Salad in the car on the way to work, and now I can’t have a normal meeting without dragging the conversation off onto a 20 minute unrelated tangent for no apparent reason.
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In "celebration" of thr Pepto Bismol ad now being on the radio, I took some popular radio-friendly songs and added the "Diarrhea" guy.
January 6, 2026 at 8:17 PM
In "celebration" of thr Pepto Bismol ad now being on the radio, I took some popular radio-friendly songs and added the "Diarrhea" guy.
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Why do birds,
suddenly appear,
every time,
you are near?
Just like me,
you seem to be,
made of seeds.
suddenly appear,
every time,
you are near?
Just like me,
you seem to be,
made of seeds.
January 5, 2026 at 12:01 AM
Why do birds,
suddenly appear,
every time,
you are near?
Just like me,
you seem to be,
made of seeds.
suddenly appear,
every time,
you are near?
Just like me,
you seem to be,
made of seeds.