It’s•Declan•Bxch
@exxxtrathickk.bsky.social
•not sorry for the pics I sent while horny•
he knows | fluent in sarcasm | looking for my tribe | Twitter/X @its_declan_bxch
Fuck your politics. Be a decent human. Period.
Been a minute since I’ve been over here. Do we have algorithm now? What’d I miss?
December 3, 2024 at 3:27 PM
Been a minute since I’ve been over here. Do we have algorithm now? What’d I miss?
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Has anyone tried biting a zombie to see if they just turn back into people?
November 27, 2023 at 6:19 PM
Has anyone tried biting a zombie to see if they just turn back into people?
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Ask your doctor if socializing and human interaction is right for you.
November 19, 2023 at 2:29 PM
Ask your doctor if socializing and human interaction is right for you.
Do we distort the facts?
November 1, 2023 at 6:12 AM
Do we distort the facts?
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See my adhd is the kind that makes me forget I have a Bluesky account.
Sorry 🤷🏼♀️
Sorry 🤷🏼♀️
October 26, 2023 at 9:43 PM
See my adhd is the kind that makes me forget I have a Bluesky account.
Sorry 🤷🏼♀️
Sorry 🤷🏼♀️
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Me: Holy cow! I love it! It’s so beautiful. Sir, is it okay for me to touch this?
MC Hammer: *lowers glasses*
MC Hammer: *lowers glasses*
October 18, 2023 at 2:41 PM
Me: Holy cow! I love it! It’s so beautiful. Sir, is it okay for me to touch this?
MC Hammer: *lowers glasses*
MC Hammer: *lowers glasses*
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I’d call it squatters rights instead of living rent free in my head because the space is barely habitable for either one of us.
October 15, 2023 at 10:25 PM
I’d call it squatters rights instead of living rent free in my head because the space is barely habitable for either one of us.
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No gifs here? You mean I actually have to write out ALL of my thoughts now like someone from the mid-eighteenth century?!
September 19, 2023 at 9:24 PM
No gifs here? You mean I actually have to write out ALL of my thoughts now like someone from the mid-eighteenth century?!
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it’s not you, it’s my dislike for humans
October 13, 2023 at 8:12 PM
it’s not you, it’s my dislike for humans
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Been back on my Caillou shit lately (everyone fucking hates the sight of me)
October 13, 2023 at 7:30 PM
Been back on my Caillou shit lately (everyone fucking hates the sight of me)
My cat evidently sees me as unable to care for myself. This is the second field mouse he has brought to my door in a week.
October 13, 2023 at 6:11 PM
My cat evidently sees me as unable to care for myself. This is the second field mouse he has brought to my door in a week.
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Sorry about that typo where I said I wanted to kick your pussy.
October 13, 2023 at 12:52 AM
Sorry about that typo where I said I wanted to kick your pussy.
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Girls just wanna get home safely.
October 13, 2023 at 2:17 PM
Girls just wanna get home safely.
Tell me something good.
October 13, 2023 at 2:48 PM
Tell me something good.
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Lucky for you, I keep a roach clip on my nipple
October 12, 2023 at 10:59 PM
Lucky for you, I keep a roach clip on my nipple
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“You’re not bored, you’re just boring”
Fuck you, I’m BOTH.
Fuck you, I’m BOTH.
October 12, 2023 at 10:54 PM
“You’re not bored, you’re just boring”
Fuck you, I’m BOTH.
Fuck you, I’m BOTH.