Diet Coquette
@seventwelve21.bsky.social
Amateur person. Professional enthusiast.
Worlds most boring human. Only here to be an idiot. Profanity, equality, baseball. Analyst. Leans hard left. I collect cardboard and ❤️a good latte. Best Coast. I can’t be your succubus if you don’t have a soul.
Worlds most boring human. Only here to be an idiot. Profanity, equality, baseball. Analyst. Leans hard left. I collect cardboard and ❤️a good latte. Best Coast. I can’t be your succubus if you don’t have a soul.
This is 12
My forever Galentine
My forever Galentine
February 13, 2026 at 8:44 PM
This is 12
My forever Galentine
My forever Galentine
Having brilliant friends is honestly such an enormous blessing.
February 11, 2026 at 5:44 AM
Having brilliant friends is honestly such an enormous blessing.
NFL experience was a blast. Glad to take her again after 10 years. Did less than last time as it was crazy busy, but the giveaways were incredible. Kiddo got to be selected for the draft, see players, get a custom Super Bowl poster made, and play lots of games
February 8, 2026 at 7:54 AM
NFL experience was a blast. Glad to take her again after 10 years. Did less than last time as it was crazy busy, but the giveaways were incredible. Kiddo got to be selected for the draft, see players, get a custom Super Bowl poster made, and play lots of games
Tai Peete to the Cardinals. Atleast we still get to watch him play!
February 3, 2026 at 3:11 AM
Tai Peete to the Cardinals. Atleast we still get to watch him play!
The crows have eyes
January 31, 2026 at 2:54 AM
The crows have eyes
Rest in peace, Catherine O’Hara.
You’ll always be an icon
You’ll always be an icon
January 30, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Rest in peace, Catherine O’Hara.
You’ll always be an icon
You’ll always be an icon
For anyone joining because TikTok is now owned by nazis (who are collecting your data because Trump brought back institutionalizing the mentally ill against your will), here is my list of comedians I adore. Hopefully more lists to follow
go.bsky.app/BArVz3W
go.bsky.app/BArVz3W
January 29, 2026 at 2:26 AM
For anyone joining because TikTok is now owned by nazis (who are collecting your data because Trump brought back institutionalizing the mentally ill against your will), here is my list of comedians I adore. Hopefully more lists to follow
go.bsky.app/BArVz3W
go.bsky.app/BArVz3W
Put my picture in your wallet to prove it’s love
(The picture can be of my penis)
(The picture can be of my penis)
January 29, 2026 at 1:53 AM
Put my picture in your wallet to prove it’s love
(The picture can be of my penis)
(The picture can be of my penis)
I wonder if he was a tiny baby.
Hugh Grant’s middle name is Mungo
His legal name is Hugh Mongo. Humungo.
Somebody give his mom her flowers.
His legal name is Hugh Mongo. Humungo.
Somebody give his mom her flowers.
January 27, 2026 at 5:45 AM
I wonder if he was a tiny baby.
I hate “little spoon or big spoon” debates. It’s front or back spoon. Spoons nesting in your drawer aren’t different sizes, they’re in different positions.
January 27, 2026 at 2:23 AM
I hate “little spoon or big spoon” debates. It’s front or back spoon. Spoons nesting in your drawer aren’t different sizes, they’re in different positions.
Harrison Bader acquired!!
January 26, 2026 at 8:10 PM
Harrison Bader acquired!!
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New comic! Wherein Cord feels needed.
January 22, 2026 at 2:40 PM
New comic! Wherein Cord feels needed.
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RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
January 22, 2026 at 7:00 PM
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
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Stephen Colbert has donated $500,000 to the “Remembering Renee Nicole Good” Fund, honoring the life of a mother whose story ended in tragedy after she was killed by an ICE agent in Minneapolis — a loss that left an entire community grieving.
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January 21, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Stephen Colbert has donated $500,000 to the “Remembering Renee Nicole Good” Fund, honoring the life of a mother whose story ended in tragedy after she was killed by an ICE agent in Minneapolis — a loss that left an entire community grieving.
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Southland is on Netflix
Already own every season in dvd and on Amazon. Which is irrelevant because I will be watching it in its entirety with kenley on repeat for weeks. 5 seasons was not enough.
Already own every season in dvd and on Amazon. Which is irrelevant because I will be watching it in its entirety with kenley on repeat for weeks. 5 seasons was not enough.
January 19, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Southland is on Netflix
Already own every season in dvd and on Amazon. Which is irrelevant because I will be watching it in its entirety with kenley on repeat for weeks. 5 seasons was not enough.
Already own every season in dvd and on Amazon. Which is irrelevant because I will be watching it in its entirety with kenley on repeat for weeks. 5 seasons was not enough.
I need a house hippo. Not the normal, dangerous kind of hippo. The type of hippo in a tutu we all saw on the cover of that book at the book fair as a kid.& I need it to do housework. But this isn’t sexist. I’d prefer this to be a male hippo in a tutu doing chores. Any male in a tutu can do my chores
January 19, 2026 at 7:58 AM
I need a house hippo. Not the normal, dangerous kind of hippo. The type of hippo in a tutu we all saw on the cover of that book at the book fair as a kid.& I need it to do housework. But this isn’t sexist. I’d prefer this to be a male hippo in a tutu doing chores. Any male in a tutu can do my chores
So, Friday night, kiddo and I were extras in a Christmas movie.
Today, I went back to set to snag a little bag of fake snow so I can make us relic cards of the experience. Because apparently just seeing the movie wouldn’t be enough.
Today, I went back to set to snag a little bag of fake snow so I can make us relic cards of the experience. Because apparently just seeing the movie wouldn’t be enough.
January 19, 2026 at 3:27 AM
So, Friday night, kiddo and I were extras in a Christmas movie.
Today, I went back to set to snag a little bag of fake snow so I can make us relic cards of the experience. Because apparently just seeing the movie wouldn’t be enough.
Today, I went back to set to snag a little bag of fake snow so I can make us relic cards of the experience. Because apparently just seeing the movie wouldn’t be enough.
Billion dollar idea:
Cookie butter uncrustables
Cookie butter uncrustables
January 15, 2026 at 6:23 PM
Billion dollar idea:
Cookie butter uncrustables
Cookie butter uncrustables
Kiddo:
Mom, I know I’m almost 12, but I still believe dinosaurs are real
Long story short, apparently some kids gaslit her into “belief” in dinosaurs is opinion. Fuck living in a red county. She literally felt guilty for believing in science. What the what
Mom, I know I’m almost 12, but I still believe dinosaurs are real
Long story short, apparently some kids gaslit her into “belief” in dinosaurs is opinion. Fuck living in a red county. She literally felt guilty for believing in science. What the what
January 14, 2026 at 3:36 AM
Kiddo:
Mom, I know I’m almost 12, but I still believe dinosaurs are real
Long story short, apparently some kids gaslit her into “belief” in dinosaurs is opinion. Fuck living in a red county. She literally felt guilty for believing in science. What the what
Mom, I know I’m almost 12, but I still believe dinosaurs are real
Long story short, apparently some kids gaslit her into “belief” in dinosaurs is opinion. Fuck living in a red county. She literally felt guilty for believing in science. What the what
Poltergeist 2: Back in the habit
January 13, 2026 at 5:51 AM
Poltergeist 2: Back in the habit
Sure, I could pay to get an actual diagnosis, but when I was 6 for Christmas the only thing I asked for was an Atachè case.
I think I’ll save my 300 bucks.
I think I’ll save my 300 bucks.
January 8, 2026 at 8:52 PM
Sure, I could pay to get an actual diagnosis, but when I was 6 for Christmas the only thing I asked for was an Atachè case.
I think I’ll save my 300 bucks.
I think I’ll save my 300 bucks.
11 year old: How much does a job cost?
This is the 4th year she’s asked this question.
I think I need to simplify and stop telling her they take your time, patience, and often your sanity.
This is the 4th year she’s asked this question.
I think I need to simplify and stop telling her they take your time, patience, and often your sanity.
January 8, 2026 at 6:42 AM
11 year old: How much does a job cost?
This is the 4th year she’s asked this question.
I think I need to simplify and stop telling her they take your time, patience, and often your sanity.
This is the 4th year she’s asked this question.
I think I need to simplify and stop telling her they take your time, patience, and often your sanity.
Rinvoq commercial comes on
Kiddo: hey, that guy is from the Jardiance commercial!
That’s it, no more TV. Ever
Kiddo: hey, that guy is from the Jardiance commercial!
That’s it, no more TV. Ever
January 7, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Rinvoq commercial comes on
Kiddo: hey, that guy is from the Jardiance commercial!
That’s it, no more TV. Ever
Kiddo: hey, that guy is from the Jardiance commercial!
That’s it, no more TV. Ever