ericjennings1.bsky.social
@ericjennings1.bsky.social
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i think if a director wants to make a movie longer than 120 min they should have to get permission via national referendum
December 26, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
December 18, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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Tubi is such a crazy streaming service. It’s like if the Criterion Closet was in a gas station
December 9, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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Reading old court transcripts and, I mean, whomst
December 3, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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Ranking star wars movies is complicated because there are certain themes that resonate with-- no I'm kidding, in one of them an ewok hugs Han Solo's leg and says "Ay Chihuahua." So that's number one with a bullet
November 24, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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Fuckin rocking out
November 20, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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I will support any New York mayoral candidate who admits bodegas are just convenience stores and everywhere in the world has them
November 4, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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When I say I don't want to have kids but I still want to be involved in their lives, this is what I mean
November 1, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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Happy Halloween!
October 31, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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If I had explain American history in one sentence, I could do worse than "John Brown was hung for treason, but Robert E. Lee was not."
John Brown’s raid on Harpers Ferry began on this day in 1859.
October 16, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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I need to know what Bob Hoskins said to Princess Diana in front of Roger Rabbit at the London premiere of WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT (1988).
October 14, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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Every time I watch ALIEN I am transfixed thinking to myself "there's no way they've left themselves enough room to get the third horizontal line in that E without it looking like a squashed-in mess!" but no, every single time there it is, and it's beautiful. Most tense part of the movie tbh.
September 20, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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People who criticize transgender people say there are only two genders.
But the soul has so much more individuality🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

No matter how much my activities are restricted, super Chiitan will continue to speak out until we live in a world where everyone can freely express their love and love each other♡
September 18, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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Trump: everyone in the US died from drugs last week
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: so we must murder on the high seas
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: I caught Trix rabbit once
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: the cock on that bunny
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: bigger than you think

Headline: Trump Policy Seeks To Save Lives
September 16, 2025 at 9:48 AM
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I love it when a foodstuff comes with a little container of green sauce. You know that shit is going to be good
September 14, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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TONIGHT: A jam-packed tribute to unhinged diva JUDY GEMSTONE! PLUS: Pointer Sisters, Siouxsie, fast food biscuits ‘n’ gravy, & rock’s official internet Hall of Shame. Streams LIVE on Tuesday AUGUST 26 @ 7:30pm Pacific on museumofhomevideo.com
August 26, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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29 years ago today, Jamiroquai released the music video for 'Virtual Insanity'
August 19, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Xzibit doing ads for the Bar-S meat company has gotta be a recession indicator, right?
August 16, 2025 at 6:42 AM
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An executive for The Masked Singer snorts an entire rail in one go and prepares to make the pitch of his life
August 12, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I literally said "P as in Popeye" on the phone the other day, wtf
I have one anti-talent and it's the total shutdown of my brain when I have to spell something over the phone. "It's B as in uhh Bichael"
August 11, 2025 at 7:24 PM
One of the many ways we're society in decline is that Kathryn Bigelow hasn't directed a movie in 8 years
August 8, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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Pliny the Younger apparently thought sports were very stupid but it's funny that it's for the exact reason laid out in Seinfeld s6e12 ("The Label Maker")
July 31, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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Tried to vaporize a medieval peasant by playing a My Bloody Valentine riff for him but he was just like "be this Smashing Pumpkins?"
December 23, 2023 at 5:04 AM
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Ah fuck we got the Philip K Dick future 😞
July 8, 2025 at 10:41 PM