EIL
@emipsaloquitur.bsky.social
(she/her) Lawyer. Cereal connoisseur. Not verified but my cats will vouch for me.
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i love how bsky posters are so eager to appear worldly and wise that they'll jump to say "AND YOU'RE SURPRISED????" to the craziest shit that's ever happened. if bluesky existed on 9/11/01 you fucking bet these people would out here with "obviously, everyone with a brain cell could see this coming"
does mamdani smell really good in person or something. like he seems very charming yes but what the fuck lol
November 22, 2025 at 1:16 AM
i love how bsky posters are so eager to appear worldly and wise that they'll jump to say "AND YOU'RE SURPRISED????" to the craziest shit that's ever happened. if bluesky existed on 9/11/01 you fucking bet these people would out here with "obviously, everyone with a brain cell could see this coming"
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I have been mostly offline today but it feels like an entire “We Didn’t Start the Fire” worth of news happened while I was gone
November 22, 2025 at 3:54 AM
I have been mostly offline today but it feels like an entire “We Didn’t Start the Fire” worth of news happened while I was gone
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why have reporters, politicians, influencers, etc. all of a sudden seem to have started holding lapel mics to talk into them? it’s a lapel mic, it’s specifically designed to go on your shirt or lapel, you look ridiculous holding it, stop it.
November 21, 2025 at 7:32 PM
why have reporters, politicians, influencers, etc. all of a sudden seem to have started holding lapel mics to talk into them? it’s a lapel mic, it’s specifically designed to go on your shirt or lapel, you look ridiculous holding it, stop it.
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**Trump mocks Zohran Mamdani NYC mayor victory**
*Nov 5, 2025 –* Trump taunts **Mamdani** as he delivers victory speech. Trump, who has spent months insulting **Mamdani** and warning that the city would be ruined if he won, seemed ...
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**Trump raves about Mamdani after White House meeting**
*2 hours ago –* Both leaders went into the Oval Office with a similar goal: to show they can actually deliver on affordability. ... New York City Mayor-elect **Zohran Mamdani** met ...](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:pmyqirafcp3jqdhrl7crpq7t/bafkreifvjm5dwyhn2l6jh7l5uxkx5f36m7qfwwmbud5cidv5m44lnlgm6q@jpeg)
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Zohran Mamdani: (wearing Phantom of the Opera mask) I’m pleased to announce President Trump has made me Prime Minister of the United States
November 21, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Zohran Mamdani: (wearing Phantom of the Opera mask) I’m pleased to announce President Trump has made me Prime Minister of the United States
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I think we should reallocate all of ICE’s funding to the CFPB, and throw Russ Vought in jail
November 21, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I think we should reallocate all of ICE’s funding to the CFPB, and throw Russ Vought in jail
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🎶 because I knew you
I have been changed for good 🎶
I have been changed for good 🎶
November 21, 2025 at 11:17 PM
🎶 because I knew you
I have been changed for good 🎶
I have been changed for good 🎶
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Zohran did a Charisma check and rolled a nat 20
November 21, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Zohran did a Charisma check and rolled a nat 20
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Crying at Ronald Reagan bearing silent witness
November 22, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Crying at Ronald Reagan bearing silent witness
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HST was not the best person, and that Gonzo shit set an extremely bad example for a generation of stupid romantic young men (*cough*) but like. he could write, and he wasn't a soulless dead-eyed careerist
November 21, 2025 at 6:33 PM
HST was not the best person, and that Gonzo shit set an extremely bad example for a generation of stupid romantic young men (*cough*) but like. he could write, and he wasn't a soulless dead-eyed careerist
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just read a piece calling Nuzzi a "modern day political version of Hunter S. Thompson" and I think I need to log off
November 21, 2025 at 6:29 PM
just read a piece calling Nuzzi a "modern day political version of Hunter S. Thompson" and I think I need to log off
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Or to put it another way:
If our solution to child sexual abuse online is to ban kids from the internet, then we really just gave up on making the internet safe.
And good god. Adults don’t deserve constant harassment and exploitation either.
If our solution to child sexual abuse online is to ban kids from the internet, then we really just gave up on making the internet safe.
And good god. Adults don’t deserve constant harassment and exploitation either.
November 21, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Or to put it another way:
If our solution to child sexual abuse online is to ban kids from the internet, then we really just gave up on making the internet safe.
And good god. Adults don’t deserve constant harassment and exploitation either.
If our solution to child sexual abuse online is to ban kids from the internet, then we really just gave up on making the internet safe.
And good god. Adults don’t deserve constant harassment and exploitation either.
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Vichy comes up a lot but it was a much more plausible (however immoral) calculation to think you were picking the long-term winning side in 1940, than to think in Jan 2025, yeah, this is gonna be a stable, lasting, consolidated authoritarian regime I should tie myself to for decades into the future.
November 21, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Vichy comes up a lot but it was a much more plausible (however immoral) calculation to think you were picking the long-term winning side in 1940, than to think in Jan 2025, yeah, this is gonna be a stable, lasting, consolidated authoritarian regime I should tie myself to for decades into the future.
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we gotta keep hammering over and over again just how fucking unpopular this guy is with every institution and every person in a position of power
people hate him and people will hate you for capitulating to him
people hate him and people will hate you for capitulating to him
Enten: "This is probably the worst 10 day period for the president in the polls his entire second term. The numbers are just atrocious ... when your best poll has you 14 points underwater, you know it's truly bad and it's as bad as 26 points underwater ... -43 with independents! They despise him."
November 21, 2025 at 6:07 PM
we gotta keep hammering over and over again just how fucking unpopular this guy is with every institution and every person in a position of power
people hate him and people will hate you for capitulating to him
people hate him and people will hate you for capitulating to him
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when people talk about the excesses of MeToo-era feminism, I do think it's important to keep in mind the culture that it was responding to.
November 21, 2025 at 2:34 PM
when people talk about the excesses of MeToo-era feminism, I do think it's important to keep in mind the culture that it was responding to.
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This is a great piece. I have had five endometriosis surgeries and a c-section. Pelvic floor PT is a godsend.
I wrote this piece because I only learned about pelvic floors a few years ago, despite having had one all my life. And then it turned out to be where I store all my issues. And then that turned out to be true for a lot of people www.wired.com/story/the-pe...
The Pelvic Floor Is a Problem
Everyone’s suddenly obsessed with the pelvic floor—physical therapists, MAHA influencers, me. Could this deeply misunderstood body part really be the seat of so much modern dysfunction?
www.wired.com
November 21, 2025 at 4:30 PM
This is a great piece. I have had five endometriosis surgeries and a c-section. Pelvic floor PT is a godsend.
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I love to write an article where all the responses are qt's are like "yes i have had this problem for ten years but never talk about it"
November 20, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I love to write an article where all the responses are qt's are like "yes i have had this problem for ten years but never talk about it"
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There is even a virtually silent pandemic of pelvic pain, for men and women, because no one wants to talk about any of this, because your pelvic floor is where all the Bad Things happen (pee, poop, sex). Fortunately I will do anything in the name of journalism, including… well, you’ll see
November 20, 2025 at 4:24 PM
There is even a virtually silent pandemic of pelvic pain, for men and women, because no one wants to talk about any of this, because your pelvic floor is where all the Bad Things happen (pee, poop, sex). Fortunately I will do anything in the name of journalism, including… well, you’ll see
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In talking to people about this I learned that many think, for instance, men don’t even have pelvic floors. Buddy, do you ever
November 20, 2025 at 4:21 PM
In talking to people about this I learned that many think, for instance, men don’t even have pelvic floors. Buddy, do you ever
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I wrote this piece because I only learned about pelvic floors a few years ago, despite having had one all my life. And then it turned out to be where I store all my issues. And then that turned out to be true for a lot of people www.wired.com/story/the-pe...
The Pelvic Floor Is a Problem
Everyone’s suddenly obsessed with the pelvic floor—physical therapists, MAHA influencers, me. Could this deeply misunderstood body part really be the seat of so much modern dysfunction?
www.wired.com
November 20, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I wrote this piece because I only learned about pelvic floors a few years ago, despite having had one all my life. And then it turned out to be where I store all my issues. And then that turned out to be true for a lot of people www.wired.com/story/the-pe...
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It’s also a reminder that the Internet actually used to be (somewhat) safer. All the biggest platforms used to spend more on safety and content moderation.
It wasn’t perfect, but it was much, much better than the dystopia we’re in now that they’ve decided to cater to the most violent users instead.
It wasn’t perfect, but it was much, much better than the dystopia we’re in now that they’ve decided to cater to the most violent users instead.
November 21, 2025 at 5:02 PM
It’s also a reminder that the Internet actually used to be (somewhat) safer. All the biggest platforms used to spend more on safety and content moderation.
It wasn’t perfect, but it was much, much better than the dystopia we’re in now that they’ve decided to cater to the most violent users instead.
It wasn’t perfect, but it was much, much better than the dystopia we’re in now that they’ve decided to cater to the most violent users instead.
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wow, unfollowing now. thanks for the gift of fire or whatever but i don't think eagles should have a liver-based diet
November 21, 2025 at 6:30 PM
wow, unfollowing now. thanks for the gift of fire or whatever but i don't think eagles should have a liver-based diet
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every "pivot to video" is fake. it's always fake numbers
*banging a metal pot with a wooden spoon very loudly*
people want to LISTEN to podcasts!!!!!!!!!!!!
*hitting you on the forehead with the spoon*
STOP PIVOTING TO VIDEO
www.westwoodone.com/blog/2025/11...
people want to LISTEN to podcasts!!!!!!!!!!!!
*hitting you on the forehead with the spoon*
STOP PIVOTING TO VIDEO
www.westwoodone.com/blog/2025/11...
November 21, 2025 at 6:30 PM
every "pivot to video" is fake. it's always fake numbers