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(she/her) Lawyer. Cereal connoisseur. Not verified but my cats will vouch for me.
Tasty Tacos. Roughly equal amounts of shredded American, lettuce, and beans/ground beef. $4.
November 18, 2025 at 6:20 PM
This is the only infantino that we should have to be aware of
November 8, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Like truly what are we doing here
October 11, 2025 at 2:43 AM
lemme just check in on some recent history real quick
September 29, 2025 at 9:10 PM
It's not all of them but it's not none either!
September 18, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Bro.
September 18, 2025 at 2:39 PM
They are in fact still doing this shit
September 17, 2025 at 7:26 PM
It's not the core of the discussion but there are absolutely events in No Kings's website that you have to register for to get the details
September 17, 2025 at 7:06 PM
To their credit, there are (or were?) absolutely signs on some infrastructure act projects that specifically mentioned Joe Biden
September 8, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Bro, what.

None of these words is correct.
September 2, 2025 at 5:39 PM
And lest anyone get weird about the idea of annotations, it's specifically a thing to add context and history, and they've been doing it for over 100 years
August 6, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Alright that's about enough of that
July 21, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Prime Day has always mostly been a crock but a whole week of prime day coverage is really wearing on me.
July 11, 2025 at 1:49 PM
I mean charisma doesn't have anything to do with positivity, joy, etc. Just magnetism, you know? And trump obviously has that at least for his core supporters.
June 26, 2025 at 9:59 PM
If you're yelling about imagined boob jobs on the internet at 10a on a Monday morning, it's probably a good time to march yourself to some grass to touch.
June 2, 2025 at 2:30 PM
The original
May 7, 2025 at 7:27 PM
April 1, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Correct approach to this kind of nonsense.
March 14, 2025 at 1:07 PM
I don't have enough sets to have five but this set is my favorite I've built. a.co/d/8xVnyYd
March 2, 2025 at 12:49 AM
When you click on the "Books for Baby" link on Amazon's baby registry checklist, the first suggested book is, I kid you not, Atomic Habits. 🫠

@ifbookspod.bsky.social eat your heart out. raise them up in the way they should go, etc. etc.
October 23, 2023 at 3:37 PM
Me, who has watched many historical sapphic movies, "Surely THIS one won't end in either death or deep, soul -crushing despair for one or both women!"
Me when the historical sapphic movie ends in death or despair for one or both women:
October 8, 2023 at 11:32 PM