Emerald
@emeraldah.bsky.social
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the easiest car to follow is the toyota corollary
September 20, 2025 at 3:01 AM
the easiest car to follow is the toyota corollary
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ME, wearing dinosaur head: RAAAWWRR I’M GONNA EAT YOUUU
4-YEAR-OLD NEPHEW: um wait that dinosaur is an herbivore
4-YEAR-OLD NEPHEW: um wait that dinosaur is an herbivore
August 26, 2025 at 12:54 AM
ME, wearing dinosaur head: RAAAWWRR I’M GONNA EAT YOUUU
4-YEAR-OLD NEPHEW: um wait that dinosaur is an herbivore
4-YEAR-OLD NEPHEW: um wait that dinosaur is an herbivore
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You do not have to like John Bolton to see this for what it is.
August 22, 2025 at 11:58 AM
You do not have to like John Bolton to see this for what it is.
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Holding my poop in for as long as possible because I had an expensive meal yesterday.
August 18, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Holding my poop in for as long as possible because I had an expensive meal yesterday.
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People take time to comment “I don’t like your video” on strangers’ posts instead of licking a doorknob or just eating a chair.
July 29, 2025 at 11:14 AM
People take time to comment “I don’t like your video” on strangers’ posts instead of licking a doorknob or just eating a chair.
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We don't use the word dossier nearly enough
July 4, 2025 at 2:02 PM
We don't use the word dossier nearly enough
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ordered a happy meal and guess what
didn’t fuckin work
didn’t fuckin work
July 6, 2025 at 3:17 AM
ordered a happy meal and guess what
didn’t fuckin work
didn’t fuckin work
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You never quit being a ferris wheel operator, the only way out is death
June 24, 2025 at 11:42 PM
You never quit being a ferris wheel operator, the only way out is death
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I'm gutted and furious that the Iranian people will be injured, harmed and killed as a result of this absolutely depraved act of violence. What a complete travesty on every single level.
June 22, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I'm gutted and furious that the Iranian people will be injured, harmed and killed as a result of this absolutely depraved act of violence. What a complete travesty on every single level.
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independent and generational wealth could fix me
June 5, 2025 at 2:25 AM
independent and generational wealth could fix me
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you can't just throw a themed party about all your problems
May 25, 2025 at 4:20 AM
you can't just throw a themed party about all your problems
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TWITTER IS DOWN. INFLUX COMING.
CALL THEM SKEETS.
CALL THEM SKEETS.
May 24, 2025 at 2:05 PM
TWITTER IS DOWN. INFLUX COMING.
CALL THEM SKEETS.
CALL THEM SKEETS.
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puking in a del taco bathroom all by yourself, handsome?
May 23, 2025 at 12:11 AM
puking in a del taco bathroom all by yourself, handsome?
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I’m always here for you unless someone better looking needs me
May 22, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I’m always here for you unless someone better looking needs me
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“I asked ChatGPT to help me write this.” I know. I could tell. I can always tell
May 13, 2025 at 4:15 PM
“I asked ChatGPT to help me write this.” I know. I could tell. I can always tell
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Are you AI? If I ask if you're AI and you don't tell me that's entrapment
May 14, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Are you AI? If I ask if you're AI and you don't tell me that's entrapment
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“I asked ChatGPT-“ okay well I asked the big oak tree at the center of the woods and she said you’re a lazy dork
May 9, 2025 at 3:46 PM
“I asked ChatGPT-“ okay well I asked the big oak tree at the center of the woods and she said you’re a lazy dork