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Elroy Craich
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Horror-priest of the new future.

Solidarity forever.
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toskarin.bsky.social
every time I stumble on a gooning fetish account I'm just kind of astonished by how the premise is, seemingly, that the subject is getting transformed into a cenobite who pursues increasingly high resolution reddit porn
October 12, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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elivalley.bsky.social
Such an odd thing to read in the newspaper
www.nytimes.com/2025/09/03/u...
Pentagon officials were still working Wednesday on what legal authority they would tell the public was used to back up the extraordinary strike in international waters.
September 4, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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womensartbluesky.bsky.social
Hilma af Klint, Altarbild, nr 1, grupp X, Altarbilder, 1915 one of first Western abstract artists whose work predates Kandinsky's #womensart
September 4, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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bencollins.bsky.social
Dogs are getting vaccinated less and rabies rates are rising, in part because 37% of Americans think vaccines will give their dogs... pawtism.

www.nbcnews.com/health/healt...
Worries about vaccination rates in dogs As rabies seems to be spreading more in wildlife, veterinarians are especially worried about vaccine hesitancy spreading among pet owners, a dangerous trend that could lead to more dogs — and their owners — becoming infected. A 2023 study published in the journal Vaccine found in a nationally representative sample of Americans that nearly 40% believed canine vaccines were unsafe and 37% believed that vaccines could lead their dogs to develop cognitive issues, such as autism.
September 3, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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davidjroth.bsky.social
As end-of-empire scenarios go it is so much more dignified to get your capital city sacked by the Visigoths than to have a bunch of illiterate rich people in their 70s doing it through a series of incomprehensible tantrums because their brains were defeated by their phones.
August 5, 2025 at 11:44 PM
elroycraich.bsky.social
the last time a huge number of the masters of the earth saw art that wasn't made to titillate them was in a video game about conquering the world by various means. hooray!
zachweinersmith.bsky.social Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · Aug 1
Have you noticed that a lot of tech lingo and ways of viewing the world seem to come almost directly from the video game, Civilization? I wonder if it has had a larger impact than commonly appreciated, in terms of being a rare direct conduit between nerds and history/religion/literature.
August 2, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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jamellebouie.net
okay but the thing about the CIA is that the mythology of the agency belies the reality, which is that for much of its existence it was a rubber room for WASP failsons and their operations reflect this
grantlorrell.bsky.social Grant Lorrell @grantlorrell.bsky.social · Jun 13
Me looking at the CIA like:
June 13, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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whstancil.bsky.social
This is an unbelievably dark story about ChatGPT from top to bottom, especially the twist at the end here www.nytimes.com/2025/06/13/t...
June 13, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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bencollins.bsky.social
Horse_ebooks tweet: Everything happens so much
June 13, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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aynrandy.boontavista.com
May 23, 2025 at 6:07 AM
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ztul.bsky.social
on destroying the internet
when i talk about "destroying the internet" i guess it should be read in concert with the comparison to iconoclasm, which did not destroy images entirely, but attacked images *in specific contexts* to argue their presence there was unnecessary or harmful. similarly, my ultimate desire would be to "destroy" the internet by changing the shape of it: a general end to ubiquitous computing, for instance, with the understanding that while connection and communication is good, yes, great, there are places where computers and the internet do not need to be, or even places where they should not ever be. as someone who's been online for a while, i've seen the shape of the internet change a ton, and i know it's going to change again. in fact, i think the primary appeal of the internet to the capitalist class is how quickly it can be changed, how quickly it can be made to move, how many situations where access to it can be made compulsory, and how significantly your life is impacted if something happens to even one of three or four websites. so if i say "destroy the internet" i say it with the knowledge it will certainly be destroyed, is already right now being destroyed, regardless of what we do, because profit can be extracted when they shake their ant farms and wait for us to generate more culture in the ruin. but i think there's a utopian horizon somewhere in there, because the protean nature of the internet also means *this doesn't have to be* what the internet is, and *this doesn't have to be* how we live on it.
May 20, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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gonebabygone.bsky.social
Such a grim irony that a lot of RFK’s career has been craven exploitation of nonwhite people’s reasonable wariness of the medical system and now he’s like “every drug trial is going to be the Tuskegee experiment”
May 6, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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gonebabygone.bsky.social
Just had the horrifying thought that we’re probably on track to have an AI-narrator accent develop among real people
April 29, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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im.a.whole.damn.town
Twin Peaks: Albert Rosenfield.
Albert Rosenfield. Twin Peaks S02E01 - May the Giant Be with You.
April 23, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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dril.bsky.social
This, actually .
April 20, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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im.a.whole.damn.town
Twin Peaks: Donna Hayward at the RR Cafe.
Donna Hayward at the RR Cafe. Twin Peaks S01E03 - Zen or the Skill to Catch a Killer.
April 9, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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spindlypete.bsky.social
found a prepper forum for women and it's hilarious how much more practical it is. the men are all stockpiling guns and this group is like crowdsourcing ideas for keeping a CPAP running to take care of an elderly parent in an extended power outage
April 4, 2025 at 7:12 PM
elroycraich.bsky.social
Spending Time on the Internet
April 4, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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toskarin.bsky.social
behind every post yearning for a more mundanely interesting life is the unfortunate fact that you won't get pleasant random encounters unless you're comfortable approaching and being approached by random strangers
April 3, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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dril.bsky.social
im all set to graduate Columbia University majoring in " Cowardice " , with a minor in "Kissing Fucking Ass" a nd "Prostrating myself "
March 26, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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mckay4senate.bsky.social
Lyndon Johnson: can't wait to be president
Fidel Castro: te encantará
Jeffery Goldberg: UNSUBSCRIBE
Sam Giancana: my boys have lined up a patsy
John Foster Dulles: I'll let our men know
Jeffery Goldberg: UNSUBSCRIBE
Richard Nixon: anyone else have gay thoughts?
Jeffery Goldberg: HOW TO UNSUBSCRIBE
March 24, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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falconryfinance.bsky.social
Hi guys it's Mr Beast and I have a few (still rough) videos slouching towards Bethlehem to be born - there's a gyre that's turning and turning and if the center can hold they get $100k. I also trained a falcon to not hear the falconer
March 21, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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junlper.beer
i’m losing my shit at this
March 16, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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samthielman.com
You beast too rough. Your gyre too wide. Your tide is too blood-dimmed. They’ll kill you
March 14, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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portdrift.bsky.social
i heard there was a secret chord
that david played to displease the lord

the lord said that one’s secret for a reason
March 14, 2025 at 9:18 AM