Elroy Craich
@elroycraich.bsky.social
Horror-priest of the new future.
Solidarity forever.
Solidarity forever.
Spending Time on the Internet
April 4, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Spending Time on the Internet
update: her child grew up to be a helmet
March 13, 2025 at 12:21 AM
update: her child grew up to be a helmet
“Sports are one of the vanishingly few remaining centers of human collective experience and we made a robot that tells you to go all in every time”
Remember total recall where a robot cabby was supposed to signal a society riddled with dystopian alienation and now we have LLMs for automated bookies
Remember total recall where a robot cabby was supposed to signal a society riddled with dystopian alienation and now we have LLMs for automated bookies
March 11, 2025 at 4:58 PM
“Sports are one of the vanishingly few remaining centers of human collective experience and we made a robot that tells you to go all in every time”
Remember total recall where a robot cabby was supposed to signal a society riddled with dystopian alienation and now we have LLMs for automated bookies
Remember total recall where a robot cabby was supposed to signal a society riddled with dystopian alienation and now we have LLMs for automated bookies
Sometimes in this life there can be miracles
March 7, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Sometimes in this life there can be miracles
Oh my god SHUT UP
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
DEAR CHRIST ALIVE
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
DEAR CHRIST ALIVE
February 28, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Oh my god SHUT UP
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
DEAR CHRIST ALIVE
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
DEAR CHRIST ALIVE
two men, entrapped in their vision, forever
February 26, 2025 at 8:45 PM
two men, entrapped in their vision, forever
when you add a guy who can’t handle it to the cool discord
February 26, 2025 at 12:58 AM
when you add a guy who can’t handle it to the cool discord
CAN YOU NOT THINK OF A SINGLE CUNTING REASON WHY A CRUCIFIED GOD FIGURE WHO BROKE THE CYCLE OF DEATH MIGHT APPEAR WITH A CUNTING SPEAR THROUGH THEIR SIDE YOU ILLITERATE IMBECILE DOG FUCKER
February 24, 2025 at 4:23 AM
CAN YOU NOT THINK OF A SINGLE CUNTING REASON WHY A CRUCIFIED GOD FIGURE WHO BROKE THE CYCLE OF DEATH MIGHT APPEAR WITH A CUNTING SPEAR THROUGH THEIR SIDE YOU ILLITERATE IMBECILE DOG FUCKER
the guy who made the drooling gooner version of elden ring's double (triple?) hitler von christ is experiencing perhaps the world's weirdest backlash in the form of a hundred million dipshits' collective post nut clarity
February 24, 2025 at 4:19 AM
the guy who made the drooling gooner version of elden ring's double (triple?) hitler von christ is experiencing perhaps the world's weirdest backlash in the form of a hundred million dipshits' collective post nut clarity
This feels like a detail from a Mountain Goats track off of Bleed Out
February 22, 2025 at 3:38 PM
This feels like a detail from a Mountain Goats track off of Bleed Out
A butterfly flaps its wings and liberal democracy collapses in on itself 25 years later
February 22, 2025 at 7:12 AM
A butterfly flaps its wings and liberal democracy collapses in on itself 25 years later
seriously, the most powerful people in the world are all driven by a paralyzing, agonizing religious fervor in the name of pascal's wager, I Have No Mouth But I Must Scream, and an evil chain letter from the future. it is a fucking aqua teen hunger force episode up there
February 21, 2025 at 1:58 AM
seriously, the most powerful people in the world are all driven by a paralyzing, agonizing religious fervor in the name of pascal's wager, I Have No Mouth But I Must Scream, and an evil chain letter from the future. it is a fucking aqua teen hunger force episode up there
Hoist by mine own deeply engrained references
February 20, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Hoist by mine own deeply engrained references
two fascist broodmares bond over musk's botched mechanical hawg
February 20, 2025 at 4:38 AM
two fascist broodmares bond over musk's botched mechanical hawg
a democracy, if you can keep it.
February 20, 2025 at 4:35 AM
a democracy, if you can keep it.
this has a sting in its tail for dual Father Craich experiencers but it's cute so
February 20, 2025 at 4:32 AM
this has a sting in its tail for dual Father Craich experiencers but it's cute so