elijah
@elljja.bsky.social
androgynous ginger mop
he/they
minors DNI
he/they
minors DNI
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This cat should be on a poster
December 22, 2025 at 2:09 AM
This cat should be on a poster
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you are clinically insane if you think trans people are making women’s bathrooms unsafe in a country where this happens
ICE agents illegally break into a woman's bathroom in a NY nutrition bar manufacturing plant. "Pull up your pants," says a male agent. The agents only had a warrant to review employer documents. They didn't have a warrant to search for, detain, or arrest anyone there.
December 22, 2025 at 8:32 PM
you are clinically insane if you think trans people are making women’s bathrooms unsafe in a country where this happens
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Just so I'm clear on this, computer memory has tripled in price because a bunch of it that hasn't been produced yet has been ordered to populate GPUs that aren't installed in data centers that aren't built yet in order to service a demand that doesn't exist to make profits that don't happen.
December 15, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Just so I'm clear on this, computer memory has tripled in price because a bunch of it that hasn't been produced yet has been ordered to populate GPUs that aren't installed in data centers that aren't built yet in order to service a demand that doesn't exist to make profits that don't happen.
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Sam Altman: hey I made a machine that stole literally all your stuff in order to make CSAM of your child actors, sometimes it encourages people to kill themselves
Disney: Holy shit here's a billion dollars
Altman: the machine loses more than that each week but thank you. Soon it will become god.
Disney: Holy shit here's a billion dollars
Altman: the machine loses more than that each week but thank you. Soon it will become god.
December 12, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Sam Altman: hey I made a machine that stole literally all your stuff in order to make CSAM of your child actors, sometimes it encourages people to kill themselves
Disney: Holy shit here's a billion dollars
Altman: the machine loses more than that each week but thank you. Soon it will become god.
Disney: Holy shit here's a billion dollars
Altman: the machine loses more than that each week but thank you. Soon it will become god.
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the US needs universal healthcare because if nothing else we need it to keep Steve1989MREInfo from being destitute from eating spoiled food uninsured as much as he does
November 28, 2025 at 4:33 AM
the US needs universal healthcare because if nothing else we need it to keep Steve1989MREInfo from being destitute from eating spoiled food uninsured as much as he does
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I don’t think the thanksgiving homunculus turned out
November 28, 2025 at 7:33 AM
I don’t think the thanksgiving homunculus turned out
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78 yr old "Dante" is a UFW member who's worked in CAs vegetable fields for 25 yrs. He'll retire at the end of 2025. "Through my work, I supported my children’s education & provided for my wife. I'm proud that with my hands and effort, I brought food to so many families." #WeFeedYou
November 26, 2025 at 3:00 PM
78 yr old "Dante" is a UFW member who's worked in CAs vegetable fields for 25 yrs. He'll retire at the end of 2025. "Through my work, I supported my children’s education & provided for my wife. I'm proud that with my hands and effort, I brought food to so many families." #WeFeedYou
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Needs repeating that New Hampshire has a worse political culture than the majority of the other red states. A large percent of NH residents are Massholes who moved their to larp as rednecks because their Boston suburb has too many minorities or gay people.
“After Ferreira was detained, Dos Santos Rodrigues said Michael Leavitt Sr. and his father, Bob Leavitt, reached out to her.”
“‘They just kept saying, ‘Tell her to self-deport,’” she recalled. “Self-deport to where? Brazil is not her home.’” www.bostonglobe.com/2025/11/26/m...
“‘They just kept saying, ‘Tell her to self-deport,’” she recalled. “Self-deport to where? Brazil is not her home.’” www.bostonglobe.com/2025/11/26/m...
‘Brazil is not her home.’ Mother of Karoline Leavitt’s nephew, brought to US as child, detained by ICE. - The Boston Globe
Bruna Ferreira, 33, was brought to the United States as a child in 1998. She is now in removal proceedings in Louisiana.
www.bostonglobe.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Needs repeating that New Hampshire has a worse political culture than the majority of the other red states. A large percent of NH residents are Massholes who moved their to larp as rednecks because their Boston suburb has too many minorities or gay people.
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The height of comedy, two middle-aged men laughing at the abstract notion of how mean a robot could be to a person
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 2:12 PM
The height of comedy, two middle-aged men laughing at the abstract notion of how mean a robot could be to a person
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Absolutely cannot wait to bust down the doors for a drink made by a company whose unionized workers are on strike in a store that doesn’t want to hire minorities anymore.
Beginning Monday, a Frozen Peppermint Hot Chocolate drink will be available exclusively at Starbucks cafés inside Target stores.
The chains are hoping the drink can drum up excitement from customers this holiday season.
🔗https://tinyurl.com/yrshv45s
The chains are hoping the drink can drum up excitement from customers this holiday season.
🔗https://tinyurl.com/yrshv45s
November 17, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Absolutely cannot wait to bust down the doors for a drink made by a company whose unionized workers are on strike in a store that doesn’t want to hire minorities anymore.
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Zohran Mamdani Refuses To Share Plan For Making Rich Richer
Zohran Mamdani Refuses To Share Plan For Making Rich Richer
NEW YORK—Casting doubt on the mayoral candidate’s ability to effectively carry out the duties of the office, critics assailed New York State Rep. Zohran Mamdani Friday for refusing to share his plan t...
theonion.com
October 19, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Zohran Mamdani Refuses To Share Plan For Making Rich Richer
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A glitch may occur in Super Mario Galaxy when played on a Nintendo Switch 2 whereby Mario will get stuck in freefall in the tunnel in Gateway Galaxy. The usual failsafe that would kill Mario for falling too long does not activate here, so Mario will tumble forever and never die.
October 18, 2025 at 5:06 PM
A glitch may occur in Super Mario Galaxy when played on a Nintendo Switch 2 whereby Mario will get stuck in freefall in the tunnel in Gateway Galaxy. The usual failsafe that would kill Mario for falling too long does not activate here, so Mario will tumble forever and never die.
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i should call her
October 16, 2025 at 4:15 PM
i should call her
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actually our AI programs are like people so its racist to say you don't like them. anyway would you like to buy one
October 5, 2025 at 12:53 PM
actually our AI programs are like people so its racist to say you don't like them. anyway would you like to buy one
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“we need a joe rogan of the left”
no we need to teach young men how insanely good it feels to get a woman to laugh so freely and genuinely that it derails her train of thought
no we need to teach young men how insanely good it feels to get a woman to laugh so freely and genuinely that it derails her train of thought
September 29, 2025 at 12:27 AM
“we need a joe rogan of the left”
no we need to teach young men how insanely good it feels to get a woman to laugh so freely and genuinely that it derails her train of thought
no we need to teach young men how insanely good it feels to get a woman to laugh so freely and genuinely that it derails her train of thought
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american liberals seem to always have a line in the sand when it comes to government repression and that line is when it affects their parasocial relationships with affluent celebrities
September 22, 2025 at 3:52 PM
american liberals seem to always have a line in the sand when it comes to government repression and that line is when it affects their parasocial relationships with affluent celebrities
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The free speech activist who built a list of professors he worked to get fired for their speech must be celebrated for his support of free speech, and anyone who quotes his speech accurately in context will be fired and/or face state punishment by the champions of free speech, do I have that right?
September 15, 2025 at 2:43 PM
The free speech activist who built a list of professors he worked to get fired for their speech must be celebrated for his support of free speech, and anyone who quotes his speech accurately in context will be fired and/or face state punishment by the champions of free speech, do I have that right?
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Just a reminder to check for your name in this list of books that OpenAI trained from. If your name is there, they probably owe you several thousand dollars.
OpenAI cried that if everyone eligible author files, the company will go bankrupt, so I'm alerting every author I have ever spoken to.
OpenAI cried that if everyone eligible author files, the company will go bankrupt, so I'm alerting every author I have ever spoken to.
Search LibGen, the Pirated-Books Database That Meta Used to Train AI
Millions of books and scientific papers are captured in the collection’s current iteration.
www.theatlantic.com
September 6, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Just a reminder to check for your name in this list of books that OpenAI trained from. If your name is there, they probably owe you several thousand dollars.
OpenAI cried that if everyone eligible author files, the company will go bankrupt, so I'm alerting every author I have ever spoken to.
OpenAI cried that if everyone eligible author files, the company will go bankrupt, so I'm alerting every author I have ever spoken to.
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Donald Trump: liberals made it transgernder for everybody. everybody transgender
Liberals: NOO NONONO NO FUCK NOOO NO WE WANNA KILL THEM WE WANT TO KILL TRANS KIDS WE WANT IT MORE THAN YOU ACTUALLY. FUCK, HE'S SO GOOD, HE'S SO FUCKING SHARP HOW CAN WE COMPETE?
Liberals: NOO NONONO NO FUCK NOOO NO WE WANNA KILL THEM WE WANT TO KILL TRANS KIDS WE WANT IT MORE THAN YOU ACTUALLY. FUCK, HE'S SO GOOD, HE'S SO FUCKING SHARP HOW CAN WE COMPETE?
August 17, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Donald Trump: liberals made it transgernder for everybody. everybody transgender
Liberals: NOO NONONO NO FUCK NOOO NO WE WANNA KILL THEM WE WANT TO KILL TRANS KIDS WE WANT IT MORE THAN YOU ACTUALLY. FUCK, HE'S SO GOOD, HE'S SO FUCKING SHARP HOW CAN WE COMPETE?
Liberals: NOO NONONO NO FUCK NOOO NO WE WANNA KILL THEM WE WANT TO KILL TRANS KIDS WE WANT IT MORE THAN YOU ACTUALLY. FUCK, HE'S SO GOOD, HE'S SO FUCKING SHARP HOW CAN WE COMPETE?
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need an english word for the feeling of knowing you could've had Mach 0.5 trains but your country is designed to systematically extract wealth for a class of untouchable billionaire grifters
I enjoyed this. And what an infectious laugh. ❤️
"Reporter left speechless after witnessing Japan's new $70 million Maglev train in action at 310 mph"
"Reporter left speechless after witnessing Japan's new $70 million Maglev train in action at 310 mph"
September 3, 2025 at 4:45 PM
need an english word for the feeling of knowing you could've had Mach 0.5 trains but your country is designed to systematically extract wealth for a class of untouchable billionaire grifters
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my life is in shambles because I'm undercompensating for my huge dick
August 31, 2025 at 12:25 AM
my life is in shambles because I'm undercompensating for my huge dick
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Lmaooooo
The jury said "what is the charge? Sharing a sandwich?"
The jury said "what is the charge? Sharing a sandwich?"
GRAND JURY NULLIFICATION!
Prosecutors Fail to Secure Indictment Against Man Who Threw Sandwich at Federal Agent www.nytimes.com/2025/08/27/u...
Prosecutors Fail to Secure Indictment Against Man Who Threw Sandwich at Federal Agent www.nytimes.com/2025/08/27/u...
Prosecutors Fail to Secure Indictment Against Man Who Threw Sandwich at Federal Agent
www.nytimes.com
August 27, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Lmaooooo
The jury said "what is the charge? Sharing a sandwich?"
The jury said "what is the charge? Sharing a sandwich?"
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What a great day to make sure YOU AND EVERYONE YOU KNOW KNOWS
ALL
ABOUT
JURY NULLIFICATION
ALL
ABOUT
JURY NULLIFICATION
August 27, 2025 at 2:19 PM
What a great day to make sure YOU AND EVERYONE YOU KNOW KNOWS
ALL
ABOUT
JURY NULLIFICATION
ALL
ABOUT
JURY NULLIFICATION