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Elliot Stoll
@elliotstoll.bsky.social
Product Manager, problem solver, beer nerd, burrito enthusiast. He/him
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Printers and computers treat each other like they broke up the night before and you’re they’re mutual friend
November 14, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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it's not that i ever doubted that being a barista was a skilled position, but my year-long effort to try to produce a half-decent latte at home has convinced me that a good barista is easily more skilled than virtually every c-suite executive on the planet
November 11, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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October 17, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I look normal but deep down I think about love and the moon a lot
September 13, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Holy cow, Missoula, please stay at least this weird.
Ward 3 Missoula city council primary text message campaigns really popping off this year…
August 27, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it
National Guard is now tasked with picking up garbage in DC
August 26, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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"i asked chatgpt" yeah well i went to the doctor, i went to the mountains, i looked to the children, i drank from the fountains there's more than one answer to these questions pointing me in a crooked line and the less I seek my source for some definitive closer I am to fine
June 21, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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Well I heard there was a secret chord,
That Tommy played to call the Dragonzord,
But you don’t really care for music, do ya?
June 7, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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we need a Democratic party for the left
May 21, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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Taping up a picture of David Zaslav on the wall over my computer monitor to permanently cure me of imposter syndrome
May 14, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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I’ve found it’s more visually appealing to just paste in his head at the inflection points
April 29, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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This is just our country now? Every single day it’s like “Today the Nazi laid off everyone who makes sure there aren’t shards of glass in your ice cream” and we’re all just supposed to shrug and keep going to work and paying our taxes?

Pretty fucking bleak imho!!
I wasn’t surprised when the unelected billionaire Nazi fuck started disassembling the government.

I’ll confess that I’m marginally surprised that apparently no one’s going to stop him?
March 2, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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Elected democrats may differ from their constituents in that they enjoy total financial security and are unaffected by the kind of precarity that most americans experience but there's one thing about them that is extremely relatable which is that they'd rather post than do their jobs
February 2, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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I'm glad that America is doing real classic end of empire stuff. A king who is visibly losing his mind declaring a war based on a dream he had. Greedy courtiers feuding over access to the treasury. Some looks are timeless.
February 2, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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January 17, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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Lindisfarne, 793 AD.
January 14, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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For my New year resolution I’m going to work on being less condescending.

(Condescending means to talk down to other people)
January 1, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.
November 29, 2024 at 2:31 PM
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billie
what’s you guys favorite Holiday ?
November 21, 2024 at 12:57 AM
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November 6, 2024 at 10:15 AM
Rick Berman being shitty and robbing us of some of the queer and women led stories we could have had in Star Trek
November 19, 2024 at 4:40 AM
Everyone go buy some coffee from Tonx
www.yesplz.coffee
November 17, 2024 at 12:12 AM
Listen, I think sticking a band into a genre is reductive, all music has its merits, and I'm not here to police anyone's consumption of music or their interpretations, but what in the actual fuck?
Ska guy getting really mad at you for saying that Cake is Ska
November 15, 2024 at 1:19 AM
To soon
I feel like this site's demographics can be described as "still mad about the loss of Google Reader"
November 14, 2024 at 2:30 PM